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So, What Did You Have For Lunch Today?

October 17, 2011 By Jeff 92 Comments

I planned to write today’s update on Sunday, because I have some stuff that needs to get done before I leave for work this afternoon.  But, as so often happens, my plans went circling down the ol’ poop catcher.  Therefore… this one is going to be abbreviated.  Sorry, but real life has a way of ruining things sometimes.  Stupid real life.

One thing I hadn’t planned to do, was have lunch at Moe’s.  But they just sent me a text message saying I can get any burrito, unlimited chips and salsa, and a regular drink for $5.  Today until 3.  So, I’m going to take them up on their little offer, on my way out of town.

In case you’re keeping an Excel spreadsheet or something, I will be purchasing the Joey Bag o’ Donuts burrito.  However, I just call it the “Joey,” so as to slightly lessen the douchiness quotient.  It will contain chicken, rice, pico, cheese, lettuce, sour cream, cilantro, and a light dusting of raw onions.  Oh, it’s one tasty-ass lunch.

They also have really good sweet tea, inside the dispenser marked SOUTHERN.  I always get my iced tea from SOUTHERN, never from NORTHERN.  Because NORTHERN tastes like dish water.

I also need to visit the post office, buy some gas (grrr..), and go to the credit union.

If you can believe it, a publishing company paid me $300 to reprint this photo in a text book.  Hey, who am I to question it?  The check arrived on Saturday, from a publishing house we’re all familiar with.  Unfortunately… it’s the only money I’ve ever collected from a New York publisher.  Kinda ironic, huh?  Like rain on your wedding day, or a free ride when you’ve already paid.

In any case, what did you have for lunch today?  I’m also maintaining a spreadsheet, and will need all of you to report in on your midday meal.  Please use the comments link below.

And I’m gonna go run my errands now, and drive forty miles to work.

I’ll be back tomorrow, with a real update.

See ya then.

Now playing in the bunker
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  1. Bill in WV says

    October 18, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Today (Tues), I had a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich. Put it all on the Underhill’s bill.

    Reply
    • WB in OH says

      October 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm

      Frodo paid for lunch?

      Reply
      • chill says

        October 18, 2011 at 8:58 pm

        Susan Underhill? Melanie Faber? Betty Jo Bialowski?
        .

        Reply
  2. WB in OH says

    October 18, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Chicken fried steak for lunch today, and before you go and get all jealous, it’s from a fast place, two industrial grade, battered “beef” steaks covered in brown gravy. Not really what one would normally pass off as CFS but it’s still damn tasty.

    Reply
  3. Alex says

    October 18, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Pizza yesterday. (loaded)
    Turkey sandwich with the standard sandwich inserts. Lettuce, mustard, tomato and a dash of hot sauce.

    Reply
  4. chill says

    October 18, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    Oh, and today I was in a hurry, so just a quick sammidge from Blimpie. Accompanied by Utz “sour cream and onion” flavored tater chips and a Nestea.
    .

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