Evil Twin t-shirt in blue/gray/white, at final closeout price! Just $10, postage included. Insanity.
Of all the shirts we’ve produced through the years, this is my favorite. In fact, I liked it so much I purchased a metric ton of ’em. Most have now been sold, to nice folks like Melissa, pictured here:
But it’s now time to close-out the item, and I will be selling the remaining stock at just ten dollars each, postage included. Lots of these babies were purchased at eighteen bucks a throw, so this is a great opportunity to get your hands on a great-looking shirt for not much money.
Stock is limited, though, and only the following quantities remain:
So, if you want one, now’s the time to order! Your PayPal link is below.
Blue/Gray/White “Evil Twin Design” short-sleeve shirts – a thing of beauty with a ridiculously low price!
Or Trade Beer For a Shirt!
That’s right, donate some beer to the cause and I’ll mail you a shirt, while supplies last. Your donations help a great deal, and are very much appreciated. And now, for a limited time… if you chip in at least ten dollars to the Surf Report beer fund, I’ll mail you a shirt. But hurry! As you can see by the quantities listed above, they’re almost gone.
Here’s the beer portal.
Grab a signed copy of Crossroads Road for just $16, postage included
My debut novel is available at places like Amazon and Barnes & Noble, but it won’t feature a customized inscription from yours truly, and my arthritic monkey-style signature. The only place you can get that is here. I sold a bunch of copies at $20, but now they’re… you know, less.
If I didn’t absolutely HATE catfish I might be interested…
Wisey in Ttown says
I am all up in it
The new colour combo looks great and it just so happens I’m wearing my green/orange/white long sleeve at work today and am getting a lot of looks and double takes!!
(Yes, I spelled colour with a “u”, eh.)
S, That’s not a catfish. It’s… whatever fish you happen to love.
Count me in to add the new color scheme to my ever increasing Smoking Fish wardrobe / ensemble
Very nice. I’m gettin one of those bitches. It’s too hot for my long sleeve now.
jim britton says
Hi, Jeff. I want to order two XL shirts, but I can’t seem to find the “multiples” button thingy.
Can you help?
I realize that I’m going to sound like a whiny bitch, but I wish you had tall sizes. I’m a man of considerable girth AND height. I needs me a XXLT.
Putting the design on the back would be much better in my opinion.
Jim, There’s no window where you can change the quantity? Wonder if I set it up wrong? I’ll take a look at it.
Sweet! More of my favorite sleeping T-shirts!
I’ma gonna’ git me one of ‘dem.
Marlena ~ says
I agree with powers ……….
The back is is where it’s at ! ‘
I’m all over it, like white on rice.
Marlena ~ says
Sticky white rice ……eew
I don’t mean to disagree with our host, but that sure looks like a catfish to me.
Barbell thingees, no scales…I’m just sayin’
It’s a catfish, Jeff, if you LIKE catfishes. It’s something else if you hate ’em.
If you want it on the back…just wear it backward…duh.
I’m with Andy. Need the Tall sizes (XXXLT). I’m tall AND fat!
Make that happen, and I’ll buy one of every t-shirt you put in the WVSR Store!
Hey Ladies of the WSVR-
Think we can get Jeff to make a girls shirt?
I mean WVSR- It’s Friday- I need a drink!
I’m another a whiny bitch that needs XXLT
Fat giants are overrepresented in the WSVR readership. Raise your hand if you’re surprised.
Jeff……. ya gotta have condoms emblazoned with the fish! Can you imagine the reaction ? LMAO…..
Swami Bologna says
Mark, I think you misspelled “erection.” (Oh, yes, I can imagine it.)
other kristin says
I’m still holding out hope for a coffee cup or window decal/bumper sticker. 🙂
I agree about the logo on the back.
Like the new color combo
I agree with tadpolegal – just like the guys need tall shirts, we need a feminine cut. 🙂
Tadpolegal and other kristin –
We just got him to make the long sleeve version after all this time. Baby steps, ladies, baby steps. Maybe next season. Jeff?
Biff Spiffy says
I’d go for the knick-knack swag – cups & stickers and suchlike. Those douchey oval eurostickers would be great, I’d buy a fistful. Already have 2 shirts and a hat, pretty soon I’ll need to get an embroidered button-down to complete my collection.
Maybe a hoodie in time for fall?
I vote that the new colors don’t suck.
Hungover Near Nay Aug says
ooh hoodie! yes! 100% COTTON though!!
Entrepeneurs like you are going to turn this recession around! Bring on the mugs!
Trisha aka Mrs. Wally says
Another vote for a female cut tshirt and a hoodie.
Love the new colors!
i second that tall one – the last grey seemed long enuf – the orange still hangs in the closet unworn because it is too short.
Add me to the pile for wanting a female cut t-shirt. The “unisex” version is always all sorts of wrong for me. And I’m not a woman “of size” (well, I suppose that’s all relative; in the Midwest I’m too skinny but back East I could stand to lose five pounds, which is why I live in the happy medium of Pittsburgh).
Like the new colors! Just bought mine!
Most large companies don’t tell their salespeople too much about what’s coming down the product development pipelne because the reps tend to tell customers about whats coming instead of selling what they have now.
It’s a good lesson.
hungover near nay aug says
Any chance the design could be printed on… so not so scratchy?
Yay! I’ve been waiting for this ever since I accedentally bleached the green one I gave to my husband! Not bleached as in put in a wash of whites with bleach, bleached as in I put bleach in the machine and it all ran onto the floor where the shirt was and was soaked up…it turned an odd half-tie-die green and off-white. I was very sad.
SO now my husband will have a brand shiny new one! (btw, I would buy one for myself if you had the “ladies” sizes, or even a polo with the design in the corner)
Wisey in Ttown says
Mugs and hoodie would be cool. Maybe some boxers too.
I’d buy a coffee mug with this on it in a heartbeat.
Dudley Dawson (Booger) says
Tried to order – It gave me a hard time about my phone number format or some such.
Not sure why you need my phone number anyway.
To much trouble – I guess I will not be ordering a shirt.
Got the other shirt, like tomH I must have a mug.
bumper stickers? with the old fish logo?
or perhaps a bowl of corn mother fuckers?!
Is it possible that you could order a massive decal that I plaster onto the sides of my Scion? Having a giant, angry, smoking fish on the side of my car would end up being the greatest thing in my life.
Love the new color and another vote for a women’s style-even a tank top. I can’t stand things tight around the neck and it took forever to cut the collar out of my last fish shirt. I would buy a sticker or mug as well. And (sorry Evil Twin) I prefer the old logo.
Gino, just grab a brush and paint away!
I’m definately a fan of the old logo and would love a ladies cut version. I’m sure you’ve looked into it already but why not use Zazzle or one of those companies. Seems like it would be a lot less work for you.
The Mole says
Small design on front, large design on back would just rock.
I like Evil Twin’s logo, but I never had an opportunity to get one of the old ones, so I really want a T with the original logo.
I would definitely buy a hoodie with either logo, too.
Love it! Hey Girls….Until our fearless leader adds to the selection of shirts, order one size smaller and cut out what you don’t want…collar, sleeves… or just cut a straight line from the collar to the cleavage! OOOOT! OOOOT!
-- Steve says
I’ll order the shirt, but would really like to see Smoking Fish temporary tattoos – suitable for assapplication – it sure would make Smoking Fish Sightings even more interesting!
I’m in for a female cut shirt as well and a hoodie…I’d also love a coffe mug…
The Mole says
Better idea off my previous suggestion. Small original fish on front over pocket area, large new fish on back.