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Welcome to the Surf Report Souvenir Shop!

Evil Twin t-shirt in blue/gray/white, at final closeout price!  Just $10, postage included. Insanity.

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Of all the shirts we’ve produced through the years, this is my favorite.  In fact, I liked it so much I purchased a metric ton of ’em.  Most have now been sold, to nice folks like Melissa, pictured here:

But it’s now time to close-out the item, and I will be selling the remaining stock at just ten dollars each, postage included.  Lots of these babies were purchased at eighteen bucks a throw, so this is a great opportunity to get your hands on a great-looking shirt for not much money.

Stock is limited, though, and only the following quantities remain:

Small (3)
Large (1)
XXL (1)

So, if you want one, now’s the time to order!  Your PayPal link is below.

Blue/Gray/White “Evil Twin Design” short-sleeve shirts – a thing of beauty with a ridiculously low price!
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Sizes

Or Trade Beer For a Shirt!

That’s right, donate some beer to the cause and I’ll mail you a shirt, while supplies last.  Your donations help a great deal, and are very much appreciated.  And now, for a limited time… if you chip in at least ten dollars to the Surf Report beer fund, I’ll mail you a shirt. But hurry! As you can see by the quantities listed above, they’re almost gone.

Here’s the beer portal.

 

 

Grab a signed copy of Crossroads Road for just $16, postage included

My debut novel is available at places like Amazon and Barnes & Noble, but it won’t feature a customized inscription from yours truly, and my arthritic monkey-style signature. The only place you can get that is here.  I sold a bunch of copies at $20, but now they’re… you know, less.
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Or Trade Beer For a Book!

Yep, same deal as the shirt thing above…  Send me at least $16 worth of beer, and I’ll forward you a signed book as a token of my appreciation.  If you hurry, I’ll send one of each — a book and a shirt — if you donate at least $25 worth of beer to the bunker.

Once again, here’s your beer page.

 

Thank you for your continued support!

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  1. WB in OH says

    June 23, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Jeff,

    I’m struggling to buy a shirt. When I click on buy it sends me to Paypal and I get lost there, any help would be appreciated.
    If I’ve somehow purchased three shirts already I only need one.

    Thanks

    Reply
  2. other kristin says

    June 24, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    :::sigh::: if there’s not gonna be a ladies’ shirt, is there a size chart to see what size to buy? 🙂

    Reply
  3. Shiny Rod says

    June 26, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Awesome, I have to add this to my collection of one.

    Reply
  4. bee says

    July 15, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Jeff, would love to get a sweatshirt for brother for christmas. I’m thinking everybody at Kanawha Cou nty Sheriff’s Dept would buy one as soon as he wore it there. Any chance of a sweatshirt comming?

    Reply
  5. Northerner on Holiday says

    July 17, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    I keep buying these for my boyfriend and my husband. Yes, I have one of each, what of it?
    But I would prefer to have my support emblazoned across my very own knockers…Where are the tiny chick shirts?
    I will dutifully continue to purchase for my men but what about me Jeff?

    Reply
  6. Chuck says

    August 11, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Just ordered my Retro Fish; been waiting for him to make it back!

    Did ya ever consider coffee mugs with the fish?? I’d love to have my boss come trolling through the cube farm and see “Holy Crap In A Bundt Pan” staring back at him. Maybe he’d slither back to his office quietly……..

    Reply
  7. G says

    August 15, 2009 at 10:25 am

    I’m in!

    Reply
  8. PhillipPDX says

    August 17, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Jeff…any chance on getting a 3XL tall. I’m a big/tall SOB !!

    Reply
  9. Kathleen says

    August 21, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Please count my vote for Ladies cut t-shirt and a hoodie. But I’m going to buy one of each – because I need another man’s cut t-shirt that looks like absolute crap on me. Not really, but I can’t resist.

    Reply
  10. ashton says

    September 2, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Ordered two classic XL’s a while back. You got that on order, Jeff ? (no rush).

    (i LOVE the classic design. The new one is nice, but too much going on for a shirt, IMO, although I wear mine quite a bit).

    Reply
  11. JASMIN says

    September 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    I also vote for the ladies cut shirt.

    And if you did get WSVR mugs made (say with the retro fish?) I’m sure those would go off faster than a prom dress…. I would definitely add one to my mug collection.

    Whaddaya say Jeff??? Any chance?

    Reply
  12. Melissa says

    September 10, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Add me to the list of confused chicks who don’t know what size shirt to buy. Here my wallet is out….credit card ready & the sizes are stumping me. Will a L be too L? Will a M be too M? I’d like to display that puppy but can’t do if I’m swimmin’ in it!
    ***Sigh***, I guess I’ll go with L and hope for the best!

    Oh, and Jeff, you GOTTA print up some decals for cars. Cheap and oh man, would people be advertisin’ for ya!

    Reply
  13. Gretchen says

    September 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Yeah, there really should at least be a size chart up here.

    Reply
  14. WB in OH says

    September 25, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Jeff-PayPal is giving me fits. Something ain’t right with the link. Please address and let me know I would like to get the limited edition miss communication t-shirt shipped with my other one. Thanks WB

    Reply
  15. Jeff says

    September 25, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Sorry. The link should work now. I’d blame PayPal, but it was probably my fault. I’m dumm.

    Reply
  16. WB in OH says

    September 25, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Wa ha ha ha ha…Excellent!

    Reply
  17. Northerner on Holiday says

    September 25, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Girl shirts Jeff. Little tiny girl shirts. We want to bring sex appeal to the surf report.
    I figure volume postings might get us heard.
    I have bought 2 of your shirts thus far and both my husband and boyfriend wear them regularly.
    It’s my turn.

    Reply
  18. squawvalleyskip says

    September 25, 2009 at 11:22 am

    I have refused to use Paypal since way back before E-Bay owned them, for personal reasons. So it would be cool if you also posted a mailing address for USPS money order payments. I’d buy an original Smoking Fish t-shirt (sorry, but I’m another one who thinks the retro version is still the real deal) if they had pockets, but I need a pocket. Just one of those things I require. I, for one, would jump right on an original design in that chrome plastic outline thing the christians stick on their cars. I think a Smoking Fish on the tailgate of my truck (and maybe on my Harley too) would be the epitome of cool. And cost be damned, on one or three of those babies.

    Reply
  19. Kim says

    September 25, 2009 at 11:40 am

    The bumper fish idea is hilarious, squawvalleyskip! I’d buy that.

    Reply
  20. WVBumblebee says

    September 25, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Jeff, HELP!! I want 2 XL of the oops shirts! BUT, I am having problems with paypay. the credit card Ihad on file with them is expired and they are refusing my new one. I’ve sent them an email but who knows how long that will take! Can I send you a money order, check, somehting? Bee

    Reply
  21. WVBumblebee says

    September 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Finally got paypal to work. 45 mins later!! Order accomplished!

    Reply
  22. Jeff says

    September 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    If you want to send a check or whatever, here’s the address:

    Jeff Kay
    PO Box 4
    Olyphant, PA 18447

    Please make it out to my name, not TheWVSR.

    Thanks!

    Reply
  23. Sonny in NH says

    September 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    LOVE the retro-fish…and a bumper fish would be the tits!!!

    Reply
  24. 30 miles south says

    September 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Jeff – you poor man, it seems you’ve opened up a can of worms! All the special requests for different sizes and mugs and stickers!
    Could I get a XL shirt with an angus burger on it?
    Just kidding. I use to sell T-shirts and I am familiar with the headache you may be going thru to please everyone with so many different sizes. Of course, if I buy a shirt, I’d want it the correct size. I understand the customers point of view, but I just want to say, “THANKS Jeff, for all the work you do for us!

    Reply
  25. 30 miles south says

    September 25, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Since I’m a fairly new surf reporter, I am a bit confused about which is the retro logo and which is the new logo? Can anyone explain it to me?

    Reply
  26. The T-Shirt Lady says

    September 26, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Hey Jeff…thought I would check out your site, it has been awhile since I was here last, love the new layout…
    Just to clear things up for you, yes…my helper IS an elf, he lives in a tree, has pointed ears, the whole deal. Claims to be a relative of the Keeblers, but due to his recent “Faux-pas” I am forced to believe otherwise…I’ve never seen cookies in the wrong shape or flavor…Best of luck with your “ugly shirts”

    Reply
  27. WV.Hillbilly says

    October 12, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Are the retro shirts shipping yet?

    Reply
  28. Marcie says

    October 21, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Hey Jeff,
    Have the Miscommunication shirts shipped yet? I ordered one back on 9/25. Know you’re busy, just making sure my neighbors didn’t steal mine.
    Thanks

    Reply
  29. Matt in Florence says

    November 5, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Hey Jeff – you get my email about the shirt? Like Marice, I ordered it on Sept 25th, and haven’t received it yet. I’ve sent you a couple of emails about that and other crapola, but you haven’t responded – you getting the messages?

    Reply
  30. jeff_in_niagara_no_more says

    December 6, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Yo- it’s been quite a wait for my miscommunication shirt, I think my order’s slipped through the cracks perhaps–Paypal cleared in September, I think……………

    Reply
  31. plaz says

    April 22, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    put me down for a guy that needs em in big and tall sizes. the last one was a little short so now my son wears it.

    Reply
  32. Steve says

    April 23, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    Wilsonville, Oregon (Primary)
    Logan West Virginia
    Charlotte, NC
    Red Hook, NY

    Reply
  33. notalice says

    August 1, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    Bought a medium, supposedly the last, hoping I’ll have it in time for my birthday. Seeing the dates of these posts I’m starting to have doubts I’ll see it at all (;_;) maybe the counts weren’t updated?
    I agree: tiny little girl tanks would be awesome.

    Reply
    • dto says

      August 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm

      your birthday this year or next year? 🙂

      Reply
      • notalice says

        August 3, 2011 at 11:36 am

        this one..the 7th of August..the big 23. woulda been the only one in a smoking fish tee in the whole club.

        Hey Jeff,
        A happy birthday e-mail to help with the disappointment? nudge nudge…

        Reply
        • dto says

          August 3, 2011 at 11:45 am

          Hey…I’ll send you one of mine to compliment your birthday suit.
          I could get it there in time. Wear some patchouli oil.

          …just sayin’….-dto

          Reply
          • dto says

            August 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm

            Wait…you’re a girl right??

            Reply
            • notalice says

              August 4, 2011 at 9:32 pm

              yes indeedy most certainly female.

              Reply
  34. TheShrink says

    February 21, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    PLEASE for the love of GOD…bring back the classic T-shirt design! You know, the pre-catfish design? Please, I’m begging you. I bought one ages ago and lost it. I was heartbroken but not as much as when I saw the catfish design.

    Reply
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