Sorry folks, but this has been a morning o’ chaos. I’ll post a real update tomorrow. But, in the meantime, I’d like to get your thoughts on the photo above. What do you think is going on? Please post your guesses in the comments. And I’ll see you on Wednesday. Have yourselves a great day!
Now playing in the bunker
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I think they’re at a zoo, watching two monkeys fornicate.
donkey show
Spectators at a “Lil” Kiss concert
Outdoor screening of The Crying Game.
-There’s still one “Golden Ticket” out there somewhere, because the fifth one was a fake!
-“The Beatles” make their very first appearance–on the playground.
-They’ve just been told what their healthcare premiums will be in 30 years! (The one at the top is even measuring the stack of money necessary with his fingers!)
They saw what’s under uncle Edmund’s kilt…
Flip Wilson concert
Babe Ruth live sex show.
There’s a guy fucking an elephant with a baseball bat. “Making milk, making milk” he keeps yelling.
I think they’re watching a puppet show. French kids.
I think you’re supposed to make something up, not say what it actually IS
LOL
I volunteer as a tribute!
Candid shot at 2016 national Republican convention: Girl in the middle is yelling, “Anybody but that fat-fuck liberal Christie.”
Picture was taken during the height of the Depression and the “gumment” cheese wagon just pulled up.
Hitler showing off his one ball.
Elvis. That’s my sister..second to last on right. She still has that look.
Surf Reporter roll call.
Watching 2 girls, one cup.
Bieber sings Sinatra
Children shocked when man walks by displaying his new eyebrow cut
Our Gang in person at Shillito’s Department Store.
The unveiling and live demo of the Red Ryder BB Gun.
NICE…
It’s that evil ass Easter Bunny you posted a pic of last month!
First time any of them have seen dozens of naked clowns climb out of one of those tiny cars.
Obama announcing the financial figure that each and every one of them owe, due to his failed policies.
Jon Hamm shows up to speak to his daughter’s class on Career Day and gets “pantsed”.
Justin Bieber announces his farewell concert and explains that there will be no further shows because he will commit suicide live on stage to bring the show to a final conclusion.
Wouldn’t that be SWEET!!!
An outsider performance artist dressed as Santa Claus decapitated another artist dressed as the Easter Bunny. This scene was folllowed by a spike in children’s underwear sales.
My mother was a hoarder – they’ve just seen her house.
Making stuff up is just not fun since the prior posts took all of the great ideas.
It’s a vintage photo of raging fans of The Beatles at the airport.
They are watching a live production of “Pinocchio” staring a young John Holmes.
Yeah, I’ll join in on the Hitler “one ball” theory. Either that, or they’re in the Hitler Uber Kinder unit. (Sort of like Webelos, or whatever the hell’s before the first line of Boy Scouts.)
“Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!”