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Waiting In Line at KFC: Philadelphia, PA

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  1. madz1962 says

    July 16, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    “Goddamit, they don’t have Tab on their menu.”

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  2. Tipsey McChugney says

    July 16, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    All that devil-worshiping and tattoo-wearing sure does work up a mighty big appetite!

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  3. theo says

    July 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Roseanne’s arm looks like a drumstick.

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  4. Brenda Love says

    July 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    At first I thought she was Wiccan, but that is definitely a satanist tat.

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  5. Ozzie Bucco says

    July 16, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    Why do fat people wear athletic footwear?

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  6. Root 66 says

    July 16, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    Personally, I think ol’ boy on the far left is the BIG winner! He looks like Fred Flintstone waiting for some pterodactyl wings!

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  7. Brenda Love says

    July 16, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    Even satanists need a hit of some fried chicken once in awhile. Though it seems like they would kill their own and roast it over an open fire as a sacrifice. But then again, mashed potatoes and gravy doesn’t come with that.

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  8. Vegasrandall says

    July 16, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    They jogged over from the gym for lunch

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  9. Dave Parry says

    July 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    Steven King characters, every one of ’em. Jeeeeesus……

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  10. Alex says

    July 16, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Was she skinny when she got those tats? Seems to be enough realestate there for something, ahem, more substantial.

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  11. Mark Maynard says

    July 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    Which one are you?

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  12. Paul says

    July 16, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Dude is crop dusting for sure.

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  13. bikerchick says

    July 16, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    I’m kind of liken’ the dude behind them in the belly-half-shirt.

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  14. Travellerb says

    July 16, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Makes me proud to be a Philadelphian!

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  15. The 4th Stooge says

    July 16, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    The latest reincarnation of the Three Stooges fell short when the only people to show up at the cattle call were there for the Curly-Joe role.

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  16. Henderson says

    July 17, 2012 at 12:49 am

    Proud to be a ‘Merican.

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  17. WB in OH says

    July 17, 2012 at 8:35 am

    Boy-“Momma, can I git them new KFC bites?”

    Momma-“I can’t find ’em on the menu sweety.”

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  18. WB in OH says

    July 17, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Looks like John Goodman lost a little weight.

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  19. Mike the ripper says

    July 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Remember when there was just one fat kid in your class in school?

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  20. Charle says

    November 10, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    “… and a diet Pepsi, please”

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  21. tiff says

    November 1, 2013 at 8:31 am

    Trying real hard to not think of them in the sack.

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