I recently spent some time with Nancy and Nostrils, including a couple of hours at a swimming pool. Needless to say, I didn’t disrobe for humanitarian reasons. But I did witness something that day that shocked and perplexed me. I still can’t figure it out. I asked Toney about it and she just shrugged, and seemed bewildered by the fact I zeroed in on such a detail. But this was huge! It was like seeing an alien in the gray flesh, or waking up in 1863 and witnessing the Gettysburg Address. I didn’t know where to turn for explanations, so I decided to open an account with ChatGPT and see what so-called Artificial Intelligence could offer on the subject. Here’s the response I received:
So, as you can see, not even our future overlords can make sense of this. Not at this late date anyway, with so much Burt Reynolds-level pit pelts in the rear-view mirror. It’s blowing my mind, man! What is going on?! Why now?? Can someone get George Noory on the blower, stat?
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As if we needed more proof that the end is near.