“Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster…”
What sort of cult are these guys in?
Why do the have matching underwear?
Are they a Mormon offshoot?
Is it a one piece or are their barely long enough shirts expertly tucked in?
Why are their shirts tucked into the tighty whity/bluey/reddies?
Why are they all wearing sunglasses?
What’s with the sideburnes?
Why do I need to see Mr. E’s thigh hair?
What happened to Mr. F’s thigh hair?
What does Mr. Blue know that the other don’t?
Are they climbing a mountain?
Are they at the beach?
Why do Mr. E and Mr. F look so confused and disappointed; is there some weirdo wearing clothes over to the left?
Is it cold out?
How many of these underwear sets were sold or not sold because of this picture?
Is Mr. E pensive because Mr. F wants to hold hands?
Are their knees touching?
Why is “knee” spelled with a “k”?
Jesus man! These sunglasses make me look stupid.
“Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster…”
Englebert Humperdink’s lesser known modelling career.
I wonder if they found the right size.
Can I try on those underwear? I am not sure if I need size 34 or 36. You can just put tape on the package that I decide not to buy.
My balls are very clean, I can assure you.
“Anyone here fart?”
You can see his weiner.
He said weiner.
What sort of cult are these guys in?
Why do the have matching underwear?
Are they a Mormon offshoot?
Is it a one piece or are their barely long enough shirts expertly tucked in?
Why are their shirts tucked into the tighty whity/bluey/reddies?
Why are they all wearing sunglasses?
What’s with the sideburnes?
Why do I need to see Mr. E’s thigh hair?
What happened to Mr. F’s thigh hair?
What does Mr. Blue know that the other don’t?
Are they climbing a mountain?
Are they at the beach?
Why do Mr. E and Mr. F look so confused and disappointed; is there some weirdo wearing clothes over to the left?
Is it cold out?
How many of these underwear sets were sold or not sold because of this picture?
Is Mr. E pensive because Mr. F wants to hold hands?
Are their knees touching?
Why is “knee” spelled with a “k”?
“I don’t understand. I know those chicks can see us, but they aren’t swarming all over us like you said they would.”
“Just be patient, man, chicks always like to play it cool for the first couple of hours.”
“Well, maybe so, but why are they laughing?”
“Why you always callin’ for my daddy’s dirty dick?”