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  1. t-storm says

    September 3, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Dude, you are kicking the President!

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  2. jim britton says

    September 3, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Are we not men?

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    • johnthebasket says

      September 3, 2012 at 8:34 pm

      We are

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  3. Jerry in WV says

    September 4, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Look! I can do the chicken dance sitting down!

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  4. Jerry in WV says

    September 4, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Look! I can do the chicken dance sitting down!!

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  5. Skully says

    September 4, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    “Just call me Two-Doobs!”

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  6. Lester Bangs says

    September 4, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    He’s the 51 year-old host at the airport Bennigan’s, twice-divorced with $43k in credit card debt and a son who doesn’t speak to him and is really into emo. It’s not that he sees him anyway, wife #1 took him back to Arkansas to live with her backwards-ass, cousin-fucking kin. He wanted to feel bad for the kid, being up-rooted and all but the son had been such a prick for so long, he just couldn’t bring himself to give a shit.

    This picture sits in a dusty wicker basket on the back of his toilet. He cups it in his two hands and stares at it as he strains to expel increasingly bloody bowel movements into the toilet.

    Could be hemorrhoids, could be cancer, his only hope is that it kills him quickly. Every single bill, from child support to cable is past due and they cut his hours again. No health insurance, of course, but that would just prolong the agony anyway.

    My god, had he only know that time in the sun would be so fleeting….

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