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  1. Jorge says

    August 22, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    I don’t think that’s the way Sylvia Plath did it.

    Plus that appears to be an elelctric oven.

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  2. stratboy says

    August 22, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Let’s see….pussy, cheeseburger, pussy. Not sure how the spray bottle of “GAY” fits in.

    Disclaimer: I’m OK with GAY. Find someone who loves you back, the gender thing will sort itself out.

    Reply
  3. bikerchick says

    August 22, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    What is that burning smell??

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  4. Alex says

    August 22, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    I bet she has a hot ass…
    —
    Its a “TRAP!” (with reference to the ‘gay’ bottle)

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  5. Jason says

    August 22, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    She should use the gay spray to clean that goddamn oven. Nice shoes, baby.

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  6. Limey says

    August 22, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    The new Chick-Fil-A advertizing campaign was sent back to Madison Ave with copious notes from CFA HQ.

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  7. Buck Naked says

    August 22, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    The broiling Calrods on top of the oven appear to be lit. If they are, she definitely *does* have a hot ass.

    Reply
  8. mexicomotorcycle says

    August 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    I’l like to baste that turkey.

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  9. Limey says

    August 23, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Desperate to snare her man, Brittni misunderstood the advice of “get a bun in the oven”.

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  10. Billy Bob says

    August 24, 2012 at 7:54 am

    Did you see the flying cheeseburger?

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  11. Jim Britton says

    August 24, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    I think its a falling cheeseburger.
    Naturally I want to know if the cheeseburger leapt or was pushed…

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  12. hardoxdan says

    August 24, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    Maybe both pussies just got scrubbed up real nice and clean.

    One fits in the microwave to dry off and the bitch with the whore shoes can’t get her ass up high enough to dry hers in there?

    Reply

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