No, you were supposed to unplug the coffee pot on the boat. I drop the anchor, you unplug the appliances and pack my good arm. That was the deal. Now lets go see what I have to do to get a new arm…what was the name of that prosthetic place we used last time? Oh yeah, “Arms, Legs and Beyond”, that’s it.
That will teach that good fer nuthin fat-ass bitch ex-wife of yours, always wantin an extra fifty dollars for this and a hundred for that.
I bet she shit her pants when she opened the door to her trailer and BOOM. It’s about time you got the balls to kill her ass.
Now, go call the gas company and tell them you think you smelled gas over there yesterday when you dropped off the kids and make sure you tell them that you forgot to call them yesterday because we were runnin late for bowling league.
The reason that diatribe popped in to my head is that we now have three divorces currently underway in the immediate family.
My sister in Florida, my brother in law in Oregon, and my cousin Rick in West Virginia. All of the ex-wives are dragging ex-husbands back to court every other week for something or other, more alimony, more child support and on and on it goes.
Of course, they all feel the need to call me and fill me in on the blow by blow details, and the only one making out on the deal is the lawyers. The most recent call was cousin Rick, who must appear before the judge tomorrow because his ex found out that he got a raise and she demands an additional $41.00 per month child support. It cost him $125 for his lawyer to respond to her lawyer, plus he will owe $200 or $300 for his lawyer to sit in the waiting room waiting for his name to be called and conduct the 5 minute hearing.
….it was the perfect ending to a perfect vacation…..
No, you were supposed to unplug the coffee pot on the boat. I drop the anchor, you unplug the appliances and pack my good arm. That was the deal. Now lets go see what I have to do to get a new arm…what was the name of that prosthetic place we used last time? Oh yeah, “Arms, Legs and Beyond”, that’s it.
For years Nubby plotted his revenge against the mighty Great White that had stolen his ability to reeeaallllyyy enjoy a good porn magazine.
Nice back boobs on the lady friend. Or is she facing toward the camera? In which case that is one heck of a camel toe.
SPF30 should be enough, right?
That will teach that good fer nuthin fat-ass bitch ex-wife of yours, always wantin an extra fifty dollars for this and a hundred for that.
I bet she shit her pants when she opened the door to her trailer and BOOM. It’s about time you got the balls to kill her ass.
Now, go call the gas company and tell them you think you smelled gas over there yesterday when you dropped off the kids and make sure you tell them that you forgot to call them yesterday because we were runnin late for bowling league.
that is some dark stuff right there…
not the bowling. bowling is as funny as it is fun. Dead ex and kids? Damn…
The reason that diatribe popped in to my head is that we now have three divorces currently underway in the immediate family.
My sister in Florida, my brother in law in Oregon, and my cousin Rick in West Virginia. All of the ex-wives are dragging ex-husbands back to court every other week for something or other, more alimony, more child support and on and on it goes.
Of course, they all feel the need to call me and fill me in on the blow by blow details, and the only one making out on the deal is the lawyers. The most recent call was cousin Rick, who must appear before the judge tomorrow because his ex found out that he got a raise and she demands an additional $41.00 per month child support. It cost him $125 for his lawyer to respond to her lawyer, plus he will owe $200 or $300 for his lawyer to sit in the waiting room waiting for his name to be called and conduct the 5 minute hearing.
They are all nuts.
hope sanity shows up and bitch slaps crazy.
now i’m thinking a good caption might be: “boat full of lawyers”
peace to your homies.
Well Mabel, I guess it’s up to us now to repopulate the earth.
old faithful is not nearly as good as I expected.