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  1. Mike the ripper says

    July 30, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Could have been 1st if I could have thought of something…..

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  2. Jed says

    July 30, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Pass the grandpa pubes, I need to add some details to this keyboard.

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  3. Adam says

    July 30, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Barney Dick. Brilliant.

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  4. icecycle66 says

    July 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    You can’t see, but that second to last color is “Blue Waffle”.

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    • CADude says

      August 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm

      In my set it’s “Blue Balls”.

      Reply
  5. dto says

    July 30, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    I have that same set but mine came with…Menstrual Cycle and Brain Matter.

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  6. bikerchick says

    July 31, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    My pack came with Balloon Knot Brown and Titty Pink.

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    • madz1962 says

      August 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

      My Balloon Knot Brown was Bleached,

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      • dto says

        August 1, 2012 at 3:23 pm

        I know the MLB (Major League Boobies) trade deadline has passed but any chance talking trade. Say…my Brain Matter for your Titty Pink? Or will I have to wait free agency to make an offer?

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        • bikerchick says

          August 2, 2012 at 2:30 pm

          Um….you’re gonna have to better than Brain Matter for my Titty Pink. How ’bout Boner Blue or Titty Twister Red? I think that’s a fair trade. If you’re dead set on Brain Matter, then it must be accompanied by a 5th of Jack. Gentleman Jack. Deal?

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          • madz1962 says

            August 2, 2012 at 2:42 pm

            I hear there’s a big asking price for the discontinued: Testical Taupe. ebay bids start at a grand.

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      • bikerchick says

        August 2, 2012 at 2:51 pm

        Yowza!!! Betcha there was some carpet scootin’ going on after that treatment!!

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  7. Limey says

    August 1, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    I’ve seen too many steaming tankerloads of rendered pig fat leave the slaughterhouse heading for the Crayola factory to think of their colors as anything but screaming pig death grey.

    (How come they don’t mark their non-toxic (‘cos they’re pig fat) crayons as not Kosher?)

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    • Limey says

      August 1, 2012 at 8:10 pm

      Oh, I’m not some hippie. In fact I had bacon for breakfast today, but 80,000 gallons of steaming liquid pig fat makes you think.

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      • dto says

        August 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm

        At least they make them with with USA pig fat. And don’t eat the goddamn things for christ sake. Stick to eating candles and you’ll be fine. Honest.

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        • madz1962 says

          August 2, 2012 at 10:28 am

          Mystery solved! When I was a kid, we used to put the crayons on my dad’s radio so they would melt. No wonder it always smelled like an Socar Mayer hootinanny.

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          • madz1962 says

            August 2, 2012 at 10:28 am

            Jesus – OSCAR OSCAR MAYER.

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            • Not Oprah says

              August 3, 2012 at 3:09 am

              Had to google it but apparently there are no pig ingredients in crayons…

              http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_pig_ingredients_is_found_in_crayons

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