I know the MLB (Major League Boobies) trade deadline has passed but any chance talking trade. Say…my Brain Matter for your Titty Pink? Or will I have to wait free agency to make an offer?
Um….you’re gonna have to better than Brain Matter for my Titty Pink. How ’bout Boner Blue or Titty Twister Red? I think that’s a fair trade. If you’re dead set on Brain Matter, then it must be accompanied by a 5th of Jack. Gentleman Jack. Deal?
I’ve seen too many steaming tankerloads of rendered pig fat leave the slaughterhouse heading for the Crayola factory to think of their colors as anything but screaming pig death grey.
(How come they don’t mark their non-toxic (‘cos they’re pig fat) crayons as not Kosher?)
Mystery solved! When I was a kid, we used to put the crayons on my dad’s radio so they would melt. No wonder it always smelled like an Socar Mayer hootinanny.
Could have been 1st if I could have thought of something…..
Pass the grandpa pubes, I need to add some details to this keyboard.
Barney Dick. Brilliant.
You can’t see, but that second to last color is “Blue Waffle”.
In my set it’s “Blue Balls”.
I have that same set but mine came with…Menstrual Cycle and Brain Matter.
My pack came with Balloon Knot Brown and Titty Pink.
My Balloon Knot Brown was Bleached,
I know the MLB (Major League Boobies) trade deadline has passed but any chance talking trade. Say…my Brain Matter for your Titty Pink? Or will I have to wait free agency to make an offer?
Um….you’re gonna have to better than Brain Matter for my Titty Pink. How ’bout Boner Blue or Titty Twister Red? I think that’s a fair trade. If you’re dead set on Brain Matter, then it must be accompanied by a 5th of Jack. Gentleman Jack. Deal?
I hear there’s a big asking price for the discontinued: Testical Taupe. ebay bids start at a grand.
Yowza!!! Betcha there was some carpet scootin’ going on after that treatment!!
I’ve seen too many steaming tankerloads of rendered pig fat leave the slaughterhouse heading for the Crayola factory to think of their colors as anything but screaming pig death grey.
(How come they don’t mark their non-toxic (‘cos they’re pig fat) crayons as not Kosher?)
Oh, I’m not some hippie. In fact I had bacon for breakfast today, but 80,000 gallons of steaming liquid pig fat makes you think.
At least they make them with with USA pig fat. And don’t eat the goddamn things for christ sake. Stick to eating candles and you’ll be fine. Honest.
Mystery solved! When I was a kid, we used to put the crayons on my dad’s radio so they would melt. No wonder it always smelled like an Socar Mayer hootinanny.
Jesus – OSCAR OSCAR MAYER.
Had to google it but apparently there are no pig ingredients in crayons…
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_pig_ingredients_is_found_in_crayons