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  1. maineseadog says

    November 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    This man has forgotten more about Ranch Dressing than most of us will ever know.

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    • Joe T. says

      November 12, 2013 at 3:38 pm

      We have a winner!

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  2. Ozzie Bucco says

    November 12, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    This guy looks like the Twinkie-eating cop from the first “Die Hard” movie.

    Or Neil Degrasse Tyson.

    Reply
  3. johnthebasket says

    November 12, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    I don’t suppose, despite the strong evidence in the capture, that this guy is really an expert on what to wear whilst rounding up cattle.

    jtb

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  4. Icecycle66 says

    November 12, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    He also caused Pluto to lose its status as a planet.

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  5. hardoxdan says

    November 12, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    The only person ever to actually graduate from Haskell Indian Nations University with a bachelors degree in Ranch Dressing.

    Derek also minored in horse hoof trimming and vaginal hair care.

    Reply
  6. chill says

    November 12, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    Thank god there’s an expert in the house.
    .

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  7. Buck Naked says

    November 13, 2013 at 4:48 am

    “Ranch Dressing was a 2 year program with an associate degree. I just couldn’t afford a degree in Cross Dressing, which was a 4 year program.”

    Reply

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