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This man has forgotten more about Ranch Dressing than most of us will ever know.
Joe T. says
We have a winner!
Ozzie Bucco says
This guy looks like the Twinkie-eating cop from the first “Die Hard” movie.
Or Neil Degrasse Tyson.
I don’t suppose, despite the strong evidence in the capture, that this guy is really an expert on what to wear whilst rounding up cattle.
He also caused Pluto to lose its status as a planet.
The only person ever to actually graduate from Haskell Indian Nations University with a bachelors degree in Ranch Dressing.
Derek also minored in horse hoof trimming and vaginal hair care.
Thank god there’s an expert in the house.
Buck Naked says
“Ranch Dressing was a 2 year program with an associate degree. I just couldn’t afford a degree in Cross Dressing, which was a 4 year program.”