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  1. Buck Naked says

    September 25, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    “Step 5. Raise the chicken over your head and swing it in a circular motion clockwise around your hat.

    If the problem still persists, continue at step 8, Resetting the Router.”

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    • stratboy says

      September 25, 2013 at 12:31 pm

      Wow Buck, you set the bar pretty high right out of the gate. Well done. Damn fine comedy.

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      • madz1962 says

        September 25, 2013 at 1:17 pm

        Agreed! Funny stuff.

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    • Miketheripper says

      September 25, 2013 at 2:20 pm

      Excellant!

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      • Miketheripper says

        September 25, 2013 at 2:24 pm

        Or Excellent!

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        • kristin says

          September 25, 2013 at 3:52 pm

          Rather…Eggscellent!

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    • Buck Naked says

      September 25, 2013 at 6:37 pm

      Thanks for your kind comments … I had just finished a two hour chat session with a customer whose new router was completely haywire and it just came to me.

      (If only it were as simple as swinging a chicken.)

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      • stratboy says

        September 25, 2013 at 7:46 pm

        (If only it were as simple as swinging a chicken.)

        this will soon be a lyric in a song heard by less than ten people and five cats…with due credit to mr, naked.

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  2. Dirk Diggler says

    September 25, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    And now I introduce to you the Dizzy Chicks.

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  3. Jerry in Wv says

    September 25, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    With this chicken, I now pronounce you……………

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  4. Joe T. says

    September 25, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    That’s what it’s all about !

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    • stratboy says

      September 25, 2013 at 7:47 pm

      another fine bit of comedy. nice.

      Reply
  5. hardoxdan says

    September 26, 2013 at 1:25 am

    Might as well try to teach a class for Amish people how to weld.

    Well, first, we need to hook up the electricity…………..

    Never mind.

    Hat off to Buck, well done.

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  6. Hungover Near Nay Aug says

    September 26, 2013 at 11:26 am

    I used to do this with my grandmother when I was a child. It’s a ritual of passing your sins on to the chicken. Most folks use a bag of coins and then donate the $. Jews, we’re a weird lot. 🙂

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  7. DonHo says

    September 26, 2013 at 11:40 am

    I remember my great-grandmother doing this as well…and I hear Frank Sinatra singing in the distance…
    “Do that Jew-doo that you do so well…”

    Unless this finally explains why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold…I’ve been reading the recipe all wrong for fifty years.

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  8. T-STORM says

    October 11, 2013 at 8:09 am

    Fuck it or choke it just take it out of here!

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