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Pork Inverted Rectums

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  1. Bill in WV says

    July 1, 2013 at 11:53 am

    The newly added fourth staple food for life – bread, milk, eggs and pork inverted assholes.

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  2. Swami Bologna says

    July 1, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    I prefer my port rectums un-inverted.

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    • Swami Bologna says

      July 1, 2013 at 12:08 pm

      “pork”

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    • Limey says

      July 1, 2013 at 12:25 pm

      What you do with sailors is none of our business.

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  3. JeffInDenver (InCleveland) says

    July 1, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Rectum? Damn near killed ’em…

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  4. Root 66 says

    July 1, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    $2.29 per pound?!? Kinda pricey, considering what it is!

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    • Buck Naked says

      July 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm

      It’s expensive because of the limited supply. Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a pork to invert its rectum?

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      • Root 66 says

        July 1, 2013 at 3:34 pm

        It’s easy–just have each pig pick up something extra-heavy!

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  5. madz1962 says

    July 1, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    What, pray tell, is a supermarketet? .

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    • Root 66 says

      July 1, 2013 at 3:40 pm

      According to Google maps, it’s a Chinese market in Toronto-et, Ontario-et.
      Maybe it’s a new form of “Pig” Latin? 🙂

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  6. DaveF says

    July 1, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    Are they better inverted?

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  7. putski says

    July 2, 2013 at 4:36 am

    Do they have it in Greek style?

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