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dto says December 13, 2012 at 2:10 pm Twas the night before Christmas And I killed the fucking louse. He keeps disappointing my children And he’s been screwing my spouse. Reply
chill says December 13, 2012 at 6:04 pm Mama with her handgun And I with my bat Had just settled down To wait for the rat. . Reply
dto says December 13, 2012 at 7:21 pm We hung the fat bastard By his scraggly white hair “Go ahead say, “Ho, Ho, Ho, We dare you. We fucking dare!” Reply
dto says December 14, 2012 at 5:28 pm The kids were all sleeping And tied to their bed They could never imagine Santa soon would be dead. Reply
Limey says December 15, 2012 at 8:25 pm With a swing of my bat His noggin I split Brains on the mistletoe “Take that you shit!” Reply
Limey says December 15, 2012 at 8:38 pm “Next up is Donner!” As my knife I did grab I hate fucking reindeer Make a Donner Kebab Reply
Uncle_Wedgie says December 13, 2012 at 2:17 pm The beer was off limits. Next year you will stick with the milk and cookies. Reply
Limey says December 13, 2012 at 4:13 pm John Boehner genuinely believed that “Obama was Santa and that’s why he won” excuse. Reply
Ed says December 13, 2012 at 10:32 pm I think that’s Sidney Greenstreet fixin’ to get his head caved in. Reply
Twas the night before Christmas
And I killed the fucking louse.
He keeps disappointing my children
And he’s been screwing my spouse.
Mama with her handgun
And I with my bat
Had just settled down
To wait for the rat.
.
We hung the fat bastard
By his scraggly white hair
“Go ahead say, “Ho, Ho, Ho,
We dare you. We fucking dare!”
The kids were all sleeping
And tied to their bed
They could never imagine
Santa soon would be dead.
With a swing of my bat
His noggin I split
Brains on the mistletoe
“Take that you shit!”
“Next up is Donner!”
As my knife I did grab
I hate fucking reindeer
Make a Donner Kebab
The beer was off limits. Next year you will stick with the milk and cookies.
John Boehner genuinely believed that “Obama was Santa and that’s why he won” excuse.
I think that’s Sidney Greenstreet fixin’ to get his head caved in.