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  1. dto says

    December 13, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And I killed the fucking louse.
    He keeps disappointing my children
    And he’s been screwing my spouse.

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    • chill says

      December 13, 2012 at 6:04 pm

      Mama with her handgun
      And I with my bat
      Had just settled down
      To wait for the rat.
      .

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      • dto says

        December 13, 2012 at 7:21 pm

        We hung the fat bastard
        By his scraggly white hair
        “Go ahead say, “Ho, Ho, Ho,
        We dare you. We fucking dare!”

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        • dto says

          December 14, 2012 at 5:28 pm

          The kids were all sleeping
          And tied to their bed
          They could never imagine
          Santa soon would be dead.

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          • Limey says

            December 15, 2012 at 8:25 pm

            With a swing of my bat
            His noggin I split
            Brains on the mistletoe
            “Take that you shit!”

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            • Limey says

              December 15, 2012 at 8:38 pm

              “Next up is Donner!”
              As my knife I did grab
              I hate fucking reindeer
              Make a Donner Kebab

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  2. Uncle_Wedgie says

    December 13, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    The beer was off limits. Next year you will stick with the milk and cookies.

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  3. Limey says

    December 13, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    John Boehner genuinely believed that “Obama was Santa and that’s why he won” excuse.

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  4. Ed says

    December 13, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    I think that’s Sidney Greenstreet fixin’ to get his head caved in.

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