Since the Baker’s Union unexpectedly walked off the job at the Hostess plant in Scranton, Pennsylvania last Tuesday, the company management decided to dump 20,000 tons of Twinkie filling in the parking lot.
Scranton’s mayor offered to bus in homeless people from surrounding areas for a free Thanksgiving dessert treat.
Scranton city officials gave out free plastic spoons and sponsored a frosting eating contest. Jeff Kay, a local celebrity author, placed third but was rushed to the hospital for abdominal discomfort following the event.
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Since the Baker’s Union unexpectedly walked off the job at the Hostess plant in Scranton, Pennsylvania last Tuesday, the company management decided to dump 20,000 tons of Twinkie filling in the parking lot.
Scranton’s mayor offered to bus in homeless people from surrounding areas for a free Thanksgiving dessert treat.
Scranton city officials gave out free plastic spoons and sponsored a frosting eating contest. Jeff Kay, a local celebrity author, placed third but was rushed to the hospital for abdominal discomfort following the event.