Today local hero Joseph Bray, a dedicated Red Lobster customer, was awarded the privilege to consume lobster-like meals in perpetuity when he prevented a nutjob female patron from stabbing a large bearded man with a squirrel. Sources indicate that the Red Lobster meals are actually fabricated from dangerous toys, but that did not deter Mr. Bray. Film at 11.
Pic #1: man was sentenced – by a judge – to buy flowers and a card for his wife and take her to dinner at Red Lobster after forgetting her birthday. The wife slapped a domestic violence charge on him after he shoved her on the couch when she confronted him over forgetting her birthday. Awesome sentence.
Pic #2: It was a ceramic squirrel that she broke over his head then stabbed him with the remnants (!). He didn’t bring home beer on Christmas, so who can blame her?
Pic #3: There really isn’t anything to say here. “Choke tube.” Heh.
Pic #4: I quote “A Lawrenceburg man accused of cutting off another man’s beard and forcing him to eat it is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 16 in Anderson Circuit Court.” It happened in Kentucky, so no one should be surprised.
Wilcox County High School in Georgia is holding their FIRST racially integrated prom. I just knew that Brown v Board of Education decision would pay off.
I am pleased to announce that the new Trailer Park Boys movie, “Don’t Legalize It”, will open in theatres 4/18, because, in the words of the massive TPB publicity machine, “…you might be busy 420”.
It’s possible that you’ll need to drive north to Canada to see it on that date, but that seems a pretty fucking small price to pay under the circumstances.
Beard-man is one handsome devil. And the ladies must love that “Southern Style” cap.
I think he was “forced to eat his beard” because he’d eaten everything else in a 10 mile radius.
Being sentenced to Red Lobster is akin to cruel and unusual.
at least he didn’t have to go to Olive Garden
Pizza: I like it because it’s cheese.
I’m thinking it was a frozen, skinned for supper squirrel that made it a gruesome and violent act.
And they’re vote counts exactly the same as mine. *sigh*
ummm… their
Man forced to eat chihuahua. Film at 11.
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I did time at Red Lobster, but all I got was crabs.
I lub me some Ret Lopsta!
BEARD GUY LOOKS LIKE MOST OF MY CUSTOMERS… SIGH… MY JOB IS INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST.
Today local hero Joseph Bray, a dedicated Red Lobster customer, was awarded the privilege to consume lobster-like meals in perpetuity when he prevented a nutjob female patron from stabbing a large bearded man with a squirrel. Sources indicate that the Red Lobster meals are actually fabricated from dangerous toys, but that did not deter Mr. Bray. Film at 11.
So you know I had to look these up, right?
Pic #1: man was sentenced – by a judge – to buy flowers and a card for his wife and take her to dinner at Red Lobster after forgetting her birthday. The wife slapped a domestic violence charge on him after he shoved her on the couch when she confronted him over forgetting her birthday. Awesome sentence.
Pic #2: It was a ceramic squirrel that she broke over his head then stabbed him with the remnants (!). He didn’t bring home beer on Christmas, so who can blame her?
Pic #3: There really isn’t anything to say here. “Choke tube.” Heh.
Pic #4: I quote “A Lawrenceburg man accused of cutting off another man’s beard and forcing him to eat it is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 16 in Anderson Circuit Court.” It happened in Kentucky, so no one should be surprised.
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Mariners 0 0 1 0 1 4 0 0 2 8 13 0
Angels 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 3 1
April 2, 2014
Sir…
We have located your box scores. The Mariners are 3-0, at the beginning of a long, long season, but, nonetheless, 3-0.
jtb
THERE are my damn box scores!
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Box scores!!!!!
Wilcox County High School in Georgia is holding their FIRST racially integrated prom. I just knew that Brown v Board of Education decision would pay off.
jtb
“Everything went off without a hitch,” Wilcox County schools Superintendent Steve Smith said this week.
I guess he meant they didn’t have to use fire hoses on the Negroes.
jtb
It has only been 60 years; you can’t rush the South.
This would almost be funny if it weren’t so sad.
I am pleased to announce that the new Trailer Park Boys movie, “Don’t Legalize It”, will open in theatres 4/18, because, in the words of the massive TPB publicity machine, “…you might be busy 420”.
It’s possible that you’ll need to drive north to Canada to see it on that date, but that seems a pretty fucking small price to pay under the circumstances.
jtb
At this point in life, I am more interested in poutine than pot. So sad.
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