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January 5, 2009 By Jeff 64 Comments

imag0063Yesterday I received wonderful news, my friends:  Surf Reporters Tiff and Biff Spiffy (Tiff & Biff!) were married at their home in Wake Forest, NC.

And as if that weren’t cool enough… they actually met through the website!  Man, that’s just about as awesome as awesome ever gets.  Chuck Woolery can eat my dust!

And there’s a sentence I never could’ve predicted I’d write.

My spies tell me other Surf Reporters were in attendance as well, including Mr. and Mrs. Kenju, and Renn.   The whole thing is almost too great to process…

Well-done, guys.  I wish you nothing but the best, and hoist an outsize vessel of the golden elixir in your honor.

Please join me in congratulating the newlyweds!

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  1. ms. barbara jane says

    January 6, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Fantastic!
    Congratulations you two!!!

    Reply
  2. Kevindust says

    January 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Simply Excellent!

    Congratulations, Happy Kids!

    Reply
  3. Biff Spiffy says

    January 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    DQ, we did the honeymoons first. The most recent being New York City for Christmas (what a seething vat of weirdness that place is).

    Reply
  4. Ognir says

    January 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    That’s a nice dress. Jeff should become ordained – and then he can marry people.

    Reply
  5. Buck says

    January 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    My only regret is that I wasn’t there to be part of this event. I can only imagine what kind of over the top shennanigans I could have brought to your happiest day.

    Generally where I’m from, such occasions are celebrated with shotguns and moonshine. Therefore, I’ll crack off a few rounds from the 12-gauge at the birdfeeder and open a jar with HEAVY DUST on the rusty lid in your honor.

    Buck Out

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  6. Buck says

    January 6, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Next thing y ou know–we’ll be treated to TV Commercials about the new WVSR dating services…then we’ll all have to fill out a five page detailed profile on our likes and dislikes and what kind of mate we’re looking for.

    Questions like:

    Are you offfended when your mate leaves a pile of clipped toenails on the nightstand?

    Do you get irritated when your spouse does housework in the nude?

    Would you be willing to pop a zit the size of a bottlecap on your mate’s back?

    Do you own a bassboat? Do you have pictures?

    Does your family own any land where you can hunt?

    Just a sample of the WVSR “Connections Division” questionairre.

    Buck Out

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  7. Mrs. L. Bangs says

    January 6, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    May you be as happy as Lester and I!

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  8. J Shifty says

    January 6, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Late to the party as ever, but no less enthusiastically: Congratulations, folks!

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  9. Kathleen says

    January 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Congratulations to Tiff & Biff! And to Jeff for being such a fabulous matchmaker w/o even trying!

    Reply
  10. uncle_wedgie says

    January 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Should not the wedding be the further evidence link?

    Reply
  11. Bill in Cincy says

    January 6, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Congratulations!! Hope you get laid !!!

    Reply
  12. Loser says

    January 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    There goes a perfectly good relationship!

    Reply
  13. Son of Sam says

    January 7, 2009 at 8:26 am

    Best of luck to both of you!

    Reply
  14. Shiny Rod says

    January 7, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    To Biff – Take good care of my girl and treat her like a queen and keep plenty of single malt scotch on hand.

    Reply
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