Cool.  A six hundred dollar coat rack.

You know he fucks it.

"Yes, hello.  I'm new to the area, and have extremely poor taste.  I was wondering what time you close today?"

I am so sure.

Official sponsor of childhood obesity.

Side effects may include brain cancer, exploding moles, paralysis, eradication of the spine, complete colon collapse, and the thick piss. 

"Yes, what are you hours today?"

Why would anyone want to decrease gas?  I'm waiting for ExtremeGas gel tabs.  Then it's party time!

Oh, give me a fucking break.

Coming soon: L'il Malted Niglets.  

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