accidental nakedness while shopping
furniture store slogans
john holmes killed a dude with his dick
i feel an aura of despair and have a taste for murder on tongue
angry chair worst haircut
bad motel bangkok
do older black women let out huge farts
famous people with trimethylaminuria
kroger leather recliner
mailman pants
wendy is fat
sleeping with hand in underwear
telephone pole insulator penis
that’s the story jerry
more sayings like “good gravy”
phone number for anul bleaching in stcloud mn
school cafeteria pizza recipe 1970s
“masturbating with abandon”
a brockly
list of celebrities with close set eyes
disorder leaving one bite of food
down syndrome gif
is it kay to eat expired cheetos
butt smell roast beef
excident nacked girls
if you had to choose to sacrifice youre penis or youre eyes what would you pick?
comedy bit my brother bill he’s crippled you know
tom tom slingblade voice
fred sanford tomtom voices
garbage truck accident belpre oh 2007
herpes on the butt crack
are bob evans hashbrowns ok to eat after expiration date
asian hippies
emily post on farting
i slipped on oil at work and tore my rotator cuff
i came back to brylcreem
how popular is the baby name cotton?
halfshirt 70’s surfer
ass destroyed pants
i hate the wword supper
guys pissing at a circular urinal
ballards sausage jingle
Now playing in the bunker
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Swirly!
“masturbating with abandon” because the “fred sanford tomtom voices” told me to because “john holmes killed a dude with his dick” which was basically a “telephone pole insulator penis”. There is a homeless guy here that sits in front of the museum of art say this over and over. I had no idea he searched the internet.
Masturbating with abandon.
Most are fairly self explanatory but the “Butt smell roast beef” one is confusing me – is that to say the google user’s butt smelled like roast beef or does the roast beef smell like but?
It’ll be in my head all day, damn.
These searches are great examples of why I have few friends. Most people are fkng weird. What the hell man, people feel free to ask a search engine ANYTHING. DAMN.
A lot of these search terms read like they were typed by an Asian guy.
Why haven’t I ever seen any excident nacked girls here??? Must not be checking the Bunker Cam often enough.
Looking up porn would be a bitch if that’s all the better a person could spell.
“Guys pissing at circular urinal.” That was MINE!
My high school (egad… 32 years ago…) had these circular hand washing stations. I mistook it for the urinal in grade 9. My I.Q. has risen a bit since then…. I hope.
These terms should definitely be fed into a Mad Lib.
I’ve been doing this all day. I’m friggin’ hilarious!
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disorder leaving one bite of food
This one, I understand, what with your tendency to leave a “little something” on your plate for Toney to scrape off, Jeff. Hadn’t thought of it as a disorder, but … yeeeeahhhh, it probably is. The others are baffling.
“accidental nakedness while shopping” was mine, without the “accidental”.
When “Emily Post on farting” is googled, the 4th link listed is for this site: “When It Comes to Farting, I Have a Few Hang-Ups | Jeff Kay’s West …”
More importantly (ahem), the synopsis includes: “CADude Reply: January 3rd, 2012 at 5:14 pm. The pinky out sounds quite sophisticated. I wonder if it’d work …”
I feel like Steve Martin when he saw his name in the phone book.
Come to think of it, I think I’ll call my mother. She’ll be so proud!
Holy shit! “That’s the story Jerry” is something I did look up not too long ago. It was a local commercial here for anyone affiliated with a union could buy cheap appliances and furniture.
HOLY SHIT…shaking my head. And cracking up like a person with a single digit IQ.
Just show your union or civil service card at the door… and you’re in!
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Funny. I got here by typing “to lazy to write a fucking blog today”.
comedy bit my brother bill
he’s crippled you know
overcome by standup and improv
he lived with the raccoons of giggle
and got infected by the hydrophobia of the punch line
now he lives on stomach and rim shots
and the occasional guffaw
and dreams of the serious days gone by
So thats your real reason for us to come up with “names of ” isn’t it? Insiduous little plan to increase search hits eh? =-)
I’m glad to have contributed ‘telephone pole insulator’ (back from one of your ‘what do you collect?” questions. How somebody decides to add penis to that? I suppose everybody has a fetish.
glass insulator penis
porcelain insulator dildo
johnny balls (no need to embellish that one, thats what they are called).
strain relief assplosion
OP is a
Just helping ya out buddy.
Most of these sound like Band names.
These two just made me laugh all silly like…
tom tom slingblade voice
fred sanford tomtom voices
down syndrome gif??? what’s wrong with you people??? Although, Reddit had a posting talking about ugly ducklings turning in to swans and how we’ve all improved since the “awkward” years. One comment that had me chuckling was “glad to see your down syndrome cleared up”… guilty snicker…
I need an anulment for my bleach. Wait, what?
.
Well?!?!? Do older black women let out huge farts?? Just wondering if I should be jealous.
Consider changing blog name to “sleeping with hand in underwear.”
For future searchers:
Fuck her in the guts
Cock made out of shit
Gay fraken
Homosexual Hairstyles
Dick wearing a bow tie
Cat shat upon orgasm
I am often at a loss for what to do with my arms when I am trying to go to sleep. They always seem to be in the way of perfect comfort.
I”ve never heard of “sleeping with hand in underwear” until yesterday. I decided to try it out.
It wasn’t bad.
My britches kept my arms from flaying about or getting caught in the great grinding gears of slumber.
“tom tom slingblade voice”
Classic.