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Some Phrases Typed Into Search Engines That Led Folks Here During The Past 30 Days

January 22, 2013 By Jeff 27 Comments

searchengines2accidental nakedness while shopping

furniture store slogans

john holmes killed a dude with his dick

i feel an aura of despair and have a taste for murder on tongue

angry chair worst haircut

bad motel bangkok

do older black women let out huge farts

famous people with trimethylaminuria

kroger leather recliner

mailman pants

wendy is fat

sleeping with hand in underwear

telephone pole insulator penis

that’s the story jerry

more sayings like “good gravy”

phone number for anul bleaching in stcloud mn

school cafeteria pizza recipe 1970s

“masturbating with abandon”

a brockly

list of celebrities with close set eyes

disorder leaving one bite of food

down syndrome gif

is it kay to eat expired cheetos

butt smell roast beef

excident nacked girls

if you had to choose to sacrifice youre penis or youre eyes what would you pick?

comedy bit my brother bill he’s crippled you know

tom tom slingblade voice

fred sanford tomtom voices

garbage truck accident belpre oh 2007

herpes on the butt crack

are bob evans hashbrowns ok to eat after expiration date

asian hippies

emily post on farting

i slipped on oil at work and tore my rotator cuff

i came back to brylcreem

how popular is the baby name cotton?

halfshirt 70’s surfer

ass destroyed pants

i hate the wword supper

guys pissing at a circular urinal

ballards sausage jingle

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  1. Fancy Pants Maguire says

    January 22, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    Swirly!

    Reply
  2. Uncle_Wedgie says

    January 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    “masturbating with abandon” because the “fred sanford tomtom voices” told me to because “john holmes killed a dude with his dick” which was basically a “telephone pole insulator penis”. There is a homeless guy here that sits in front of the museum of art say this over and over. I had no idea he searched the internet.

    Reply
  3. Jason says

    January 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Masturbating with abandon.

    Reply
  4. v says

    January 22, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Most are fairly self explanatory but the “Butt smell roast beef” one is confusing me – is that to say the google user’s butt smelled like roast beef or does the roast beef smell like but?

    It’ll be in my head all day, damn.

    Reply
  5. John in the gump says

    January 22, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    These searches are great examples of why I have few friends. Most people are fkng weird. What the hell man, people feel free to ask a search engine ANYTHING. DAMN.

    Reply
  6. T. Farty McAppleass says

    January 22, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    A lot of these search terms read like they were typed by an Asian guy.

    Reply
  7. Jimbo says

    January 22, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    Why haven’t I ever seen any excident nacked girls here??? Must not be checking the Bunker Cam often enough.

    Reply
    • WB in OH says

      January 22, 2013 at 4:57 pm

      Looking up porn would be a bitch if that’s all the better a person could spell.

      Reply
  8. Joe T. says

    January 22, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    “Guys pissing at circular urinal.” That was MINE!

    Reply
    • hot fuzz says

      January 22, 2013 at 10:37 pm

      My high school (egad… 32 years ago…) had these circular hand washing stations. I mistook it for the urinal in grade 9. My I.Q. has risen a bit since then…. I hope.

      Reply
  9. Dogberry says

    January 22, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    These terms should definitely be fed into a Mad Lib.

    Reply
  10. The Qweezy Mark says

    January 22, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    I’ve been doing this all day. I’m friggin’ hilarious!

    http://www.virtualrimshot.com/

    Reply
  11. Miss Q says

    January 22, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    disorder leaving one bite of food

    This one, I understand, what with your tendency to leave a “little something” on your plate for Toney to scrape off, Jeff. Hadn’t thought of it as a disorder, but … yeeeeahhhh, it probably is. The others are baffling.

    Reply
  12. Doug says

    January 22, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    “accidental nakedness while shopping” was mine, without the “accidental”.

    Reply
  13. CADude says

    January 22, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    When “Emily Post on farting” is googled, the 4th link listed is for this site: “When It Comes to Farting, I Have a Few Hang-Ups | Jeff Kay’s West …”

    More importantly (ahem), the synopsis includes: “CADude Reply: January 3rd, 2012 at 5:14 pm. The pinky out sounds quite sophisticated. I wonder if it’d work …”

    I feel like Steve Martin when he saw his name in the phone book.

    Come to think of it, I think I’ll call my mother. She’ll be so proud!

    Reply
  14. madz1962 says

    January 22, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    Holy shit! “That’s the story Jerry” is something I did look up not too long ago. It was a local commercial here for anyone affiliated with a union could buy cheap appliances and furniture.

    HOLY SHIT…shaking my head. And cracking up like a person with a single digit IQ.

    Reply
    • chill says

      January 22, 2013 at 11:07 pm

      Just show your union or civil service card at the door… and you’re in!
      .

      Reply
  15. Jed says

    January 22, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    Funny. I got here by typing “to lazy to write a fucking blog today”.

    Reply
  16. johnthebasket says

    January 22, 2013 at 8:15 pm

    comedy bit my brother bill
    he’s crippled you know
    overcome by standup and improv
    he lived with the raccoons of giggle
    and got infected by the hydrophobia of the punch line
    now he lives on stomach and rim shots
    and the occasional guffaw
    and dreams of the serious days gone by

    Reply
  17. Alex says

    January 22, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    So thats your real reason for us to come up with “names of ” isn’t it? Insiduous little plan to increase search hits eh? =-)

    I’m glad to have contributed ‘telephone pole insulator’ (back from one of your ‘what do you collect?” questions. How somebody decides to add penis to that? I suppose everybody has a fetish.

    glass insulator penis
    porcelain insulator dildo
    johnny balls (no need to embellish that one, thats what they are called).
    strain relief assplosion
    OP is a

    Just helping ya out buddy.

    Reply
  18. hot fuzz says

    January 22, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    Most of these sound like Band names.

    These two just made me laugh all silly like…
    tom tom slingblade voice
    fred sanford tomtom voices

    down syndrome gif??? what’s wrong with you people??? Although, Reddit had a posting talking about ugly ducklings turning in to swans and how we’ve all improved since the “awkward” years. One comment that had me chuckling was “glad to see your down syndrome cleared up”… guilty snicker…

    Reply
  19. chill says

    January 22, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    I need an anulment for my bleach. Wait, what?
    .

    Reply
  20. bikerchick says

    January 23, 2013 at 8:55 am

    Well?!?!? Do older black women let out huge farts?? Just wondering if I should be jealous.

    Reply
  21. nalts says

    January 23, 2013 at 9:30 am

    Consider changing blog name to “sleeping with hand in underwear.”

    Reply
  22. Jason says

    January 23, 2013 at 10:22 am

    For future searchers:

    Fuck her in the guts
    Cock made out of shit
    Gay fraken
    Homosexual Hairstyles
    Dick wearing a bow tie
    Cat shat upon orgasm

    Reply
  23. icecycle66 says

    January 23, 2013 at 10:26 am

    I am often at a loss for what to do with my arms when I am trying to go to sleep. They always seem to be in the way of perfect comfort.

    I”ve never heard of “sleeping with hand in underwear” until yesterday. I decided to try it out.

    It wasn’t bad.

    My britches kept my arms from flaying about or getting caught in the great grinding gears of slumber.

    Reply
  24. Garrett - g1g3m says

    January 26, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    “tom tom slingblade voice”

    Classic.

    Reply

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