analpop
ass eaters
awful stench of obesity
brockly
can people that lost the sense of touch get off
danica patrick “not a nice person”
does tide detergent kill herpes
dunkin donuts i won’t be needing these any more wanda
embarrassing gurgling with diarrhea
eminem turned side ways
fig newtons makes me sleepy
fish nostrils
full on peed
hiccuping when eating carrot spasm
his underware came off in sleep study
how to draw the kfc colonel
how to wipe your butt in wheelchair
i hope to hear some good news from your pussy
interactive puberty
is the red dye in doritos made from red cochroaches
jeff kay drop dead diva
lungs rear view
men named cotton
mt dew makes my spit thick
naked women with big boobs and fuzz
ooh, I hated the colonel, with his wee beany eyes!
she clogs toilet with huge turds
shower leaking through ceiling is it because the women have been shaving
slicker than a ministers prick
sylvia gassy from va
things ugly people shouldn’t have
turd lettuce
was the boy who played whitey on leave it to beaver the son of the man who played sam the butcher on the brady bunch
west vergena surf report
what medical condition does girl on hgtv house hunters have
whooper meal photo
why aren’t more people opening their eyes to the weird.unexplained stuff happening around the world
why did my penguin rub his nose is my poop acidic
yurt syndrome
Now playing in the bunker
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Awesome.
Eleven.
What are people thinking?
So I didn’t spell vergena so good, big deel.
WB, that was spoken like a true Buckeye. The proper term is West “By God” vergena. That goes for either the state or talking about “lady parts.”
“Jeff Kay drop dead diva”
Ha!
Yeah, that one got me. Do you think they meant our resident Jeff Kay? California sissy boy = diva, right?
I hope the news I hear from your pussy isn’t regarding turd lettuce.
Face it, Jeff. You’ve yet to plumb the depths of your demographic!
This fits in with yesterday’s update: I just found out a lot of things about my fellow surf reporters I wish I didn’t know.
Fabulous update.
But seriously, fig newtons really do make me sleepy.
wee beady eyes. beady.
Gotta take my car in for repairs. It’s that damn “Lungs rear view” again. Then I’ll engage in some interactive puberty…
How to wipe your butt in a wheelchair. 1) Get out of wheelchair. 2) Lie on side. 3) Wipe sssssllllloooowwwwllllllyyyyy. 4) Get back up. 5) Go to sink. 6) Wash smudge of shit off hand and arm. 7) Get back in wheelchair. Your day has started.
Funny, but a little too close to home for me right now. However, had some great news Thursday afternoon when the UW Med Center called and said I made their liver transplant list. Yeah, it’s gonna cost a quarter of a million dollars, but I’ll be able to make it up in savings from not having to buy Depends undergarments!
BTW, the liver failure is from Hepatitis C, not drinking.
clintcurtis, that’s GREAT news! Glad to hear it! Hope it’s a short list!
yurt syndrome !
Ok, so that list covers all of Jason’s visits. What about the rest of the traffic?
Speaking of Jason, where has he been, anyway?
I had a smack-upside-the-head moment yesterday which promptly reminded me that I live in the land of bubba teeth and rednecks. I was proudly wearing my new WVSR T-shirt out and about yesterday and the overly happy checkout girl at Party City asked me what my shirt “meant”. So I told her. Briefly.
Her response : *Crickets*
We stood there gazing at each other awkwardly for what seemed like 30 seconds before she finally said “oh, I thought it was for noodling or something because of the fish. Have a super fantastical day!!”
Apparently if you live below the Mason-Dixon Line a fish used in any sort of context automatically references noddling. And who the hell says fantastical? Stoopid, stoopid girl.
Hurry up December 2012. We need a do-over.
Or jesus.
SInce you bring up noodling, WTF is up with that Hillbilly Hand FIshing show on A&E (TLC? Discovery?) with a bunch of spineless city slickers? How does that even rate becoming a tv show?
I always find it amazizing that blue collar, hard working guys will toil all day on the job, then come home, plop down on the couch in front of the television with a Swanson’s Hungry man and spend the remaninder of the night wathcing people work.
I live in a town with a reality sho, and my radio voice has been on two different shows. The big consternation here now ian influx of gold miners, and at a local meeting last week the local miners told of their fears of “piracy.” Before our influx of so called “piracy,” I need to talk to Jeff about putting the Smoking Fish logo on some black eye patches. Hey, if your’re going to be a pirate, you might as well be cool also!
I call my black guy patches. Not because he smokes Kools, but because he killed my sister.
What?
What shows have we probably heard your voice on?
First season of Deadliest Catch giving the Marine Forecast on the HF radio.
Holy sh*t – that made my day! “Brockly”
My healthy choice meal just screamed at me from the microwave. I think it was one of the cherry tomatoes, was actually a veggie tale.
Go Reds!
I put Junior Asaparagus under the broiler last night and now am going on trial for crimes against vegatarianism.
Band name – Yurt Syndrome
Does analpop come in Diet?
No, so far it’s just comes in “Regular” and “High Fiber.
I googled a couple of those strings, and I’m wondering just how many pages of stuff somebody had to go through to finally get to thewvsr. =-)
In an effort to increase traffic through google spidering;
butt plug parade
my swollen breasts
mayonaise aphrodisiac
festering axe wound
best tomato fertilizer
that should encompass a few different focus groups…
(No, my breasts are not swollen)
That was absolutely hilarious! Wtf are people thinking?? Does the search engine offer demographics? I’d love to know where these “inquiring minds” are from.
And NO…Tide does not kill the herps. But it does leave a scorching rash.
Dreft kills herpes. Duh.
I don’t know what kills Herpes, but I got something that comes close is having your 19 year old girlfriend use IcyHot as a manual stimulant on you you.
Yeah, these were the days I thought we youngsters had invented sex, and our parents must have had us by immaculate conception. Of course, that was before my granparents kicked off and the family was looking through their old photos. Yikes, we can learn so much about sex from our elders.
My Mom ended our picture viewing when I asked, “Is Grandma right side up or hanging by her ankles in this shot. And why is she wearing a fake pig nose?” Some family secrets are better left a secret.
Don’t forget the original mother lode:
http://thewvsr.com/searchengines.htm
The stench of obesity really is awful, you know. Although it immediately raises the question of why these searches turn up the WVSR.
Umba-fuckin-leeble.
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Look at the bright side… most of the words are spelled correctly.
Screw you Google. No. I did *not* mean brokley
Veal is the traditional dish of Good Friday, right?
Absolutely. I am now eating meatballs that are made of beef, pork and veal. Three birds, one stone.
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