• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

The West Virginia Surf Report!

Jeff Kay's Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia

  • Home
  • About
  • Best of
  • Books
  • Archives
  • Donate

Random People Tweeting About Finding a Pube

May 18, 2012 By Jeff 24 Comments

Also: Random People Tweeting About What’s Going On in the Bathroom at Work

Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on LinkedinShare on Pinterest

Filed Under: Random Tweets

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. madz1962 says

    May 18, 2012 at 10:37 am

    WOW, really?

    I can’t wait to go foraging at lunch today.

    Reply
  2. Jenkem King says

    May 18, 2012 at 10:56 am

    I found a pube on the WVSR.

    Reply
  3. Jimbo says

    May 18, 2012 at 10:59 am

    One guy found a pube less than 3″ long and was bothered… another guy found a pube over 4″ long and was bothered. Collectively, they must think that the ideal pube length is 3.5″.

    Reply
    • Henderson says

      May 18, 2012 at 5:22 pm

      I must object. The ideal pube length is 0.0″

      Reply
      • chill says

        May 18, 2012 at 8:17 pm

        I don’t think that would be very comfortable, what with the itching.
        .

        Reply
  4. Tipsey McChugney says

    May 18, 2012 at 11:29 am

    What a great name for a band!

    Reply
  5. The 4th Stooge says

    May 18, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Why, oh, WHY would you make it sound like you just picked the pube out (up, whatever) of your food and then kept eating? Because this is exactly what it sounds like. (Then again, you did–most likely–eat some of it, so might as well not let it all go to waste.)

    Damn, not a good time to be chewing on a sandwich, but since I made it, I’m either chewing on my own or rat pubes (ah, pb & j!)

    Reply
  6. madz1962 says

    May 18, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Jeff, next week can you post about “Randowm people tweeting about LOSING a pube?”

    Reply
  7. Swami Bologna says

    May 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Clarence Thomas must not have a Twitter account, otherwise I’m sure a tweet from him would’ve shown up.

    Reply
    • Tipsey McChugney says

      May 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm

      Supreme Court justices are not allowed to have Twitter accounts. I believe that this is in the constitution somewhere….

      Reply
    • Swami Bologna says

      May 18, 2012 at 3:17 pm

      http://theskunk.org/2011/11/infamous-pubic-hair-from-1991-clarence-thomas-confirmation-hearings-on-display-at-smithsonian/

      Reply
  8. dto says

    May 18, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re6TtiCR6Bk

    Reply
    • Clueless says

      May 18, 2012 at 6:21 pm

      The perfect gift for every man on my list.

      Reply
  9. dto says

    May 18, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    “Waiter!!…what are these pubes doing on my plate”??
    “Oh…I’m terribly sorry sir… but we’re out of parsley.”

    Reply
  10. Harpo says

    May 18, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    WTF?!? I’m calling BS on most of those (not on you, on the twits.) I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve never found or been with someone who found one in their food or drink. And I’m a pretty attentive eater so I can safely say I didn’t just suck one down without knowing it. I have inadvertently ingested one or two in my time (ah the good old days) and that’s just not something that’s going to slip down your throat unnoticed.

    Reply
  11. dto says

    May 19, 2012 at 10:53 am

    Apparently…I have a very healthy eco-system. New growth replaces fallen forestry and the cycle shows no signs of slowing.
    I’ve never considered slective harvesting or a clear-cutting approach. Although my region is seldom seen by others it has at times been called, “Magnificent”…”Breathtaking” and a, “Fulfilling Experience and worth the trouble to get there”.

    Reply
    • bikerchick says

      May 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm

      Give yourself. (Or someone else) a treat, do a little manscaping and add an inch or two!

      Reply
      • dto says

        May 19, 2012 at 2:44 pm

        Advice well taken bikerchick..the area is still quite fertile and producing new seed…so new growth would seem quite possible. However, any attempt to expand it’s reach at this time would most likly be veiwed as an attempt to spearhead an all out land grab before erosion takes it’s toll on the region

        (***hey…it’s Saturday and I’ve run out of things to weed wack and mow. So…I’m bored and taking it out on you guys. There’s some Moon Pond Pale Ale and Beer Nuts and a ballgame on the not too distant horizion.
        …later)

        Reply
        • Jimbo says

          May 19, 2012 at 3:02 pm

          dto, I might be mis-reading your comment, but I don’t think you understood what bikerchick was saying about adding an inch or two.

          An analogy… let’s say that you clear-cut a forest, but you leave behind the tallest tree. The tree was already tall, but it looks even taller once it’s standing alone in the empty field.

          Reply
          • dto says

            May 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

            I see. So the timber only looks taller…thus creating an illusion? That could work. Maybe I’ll do a path too…with a multi-layer effect…

            ***I’m here to learn

            Reply
            • Jimbo says

              May 19, 2012 at 3:28 pm

              One of the female regulars will have to say whether it’s anything more than an illusion. I also only know the guy’s perspective.

              If you plan on going down that path… I highly recommend the Norelco QT4050. I’ve never had any issues with cuts or nicks when using it. Always clean the razor with rubbing alcohol before trimming, and take a shower after trimming.

              The more you know…

              Reply
              • dto says

                May 19, 2012 at 4:17 pm

                YIKES!!!…that’s probably the weirdest advice I’ve ever gotten in my life.

                Reply
                • Jimbo says

                  May 19, 2012 at 4:49 pm

                  I could go weirder.

                • Uncle_Wedgie says

                  May 19, 2012 at 5:27 pm

                  Oh No! Not the dreaded taint waxing.

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Primary Sidebar

Now With Podcast!

Support Jeff And His Projects

Latest Tweets

  • Fresh podcast action, available everywhere! From Milton to Madagascar. pic.twitter.com/V6M1cmQcSA

    November 3, 2022 5:46 am

  • Something new I'm trying: nonewjeffs.substack.com/p/im-n…

    December 2, 2021 4:11 pm

  • Only 182 days until Opening Day.

    September 30, 2021 2:37 pm

  • Check out this great story about a 16 year old Tom Bergeron talking to Moe and Larry on the phone during the early… twitter.com/i/web/status/14387…

    September 17, 2021 5:02 am

  • Dogs! surfreportpod.com/2021/09/16/e…

    September 16, 2021 4:07 pm

Facebook!

Footer

Get Social!

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • RSS
  • Twitter

Search The Surf Report

Copyright © 2023 · Smoking Fish Media