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North Dakota Woman Plans to Hand Out “You’re Too Fat For Candy” Letter For Halloween

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  1. Griff says

    October 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    Wife to husband: You know I love our house but what it’s really missing are a few rock shaped holes in these windows…”

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  2. Tim says

    October 30, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    I want to know how this plays out. She should learn a valuable lesson. I hope some get a little creative in the process. I think an organized plan of attack by a small group of kids that converge on the house from every vantage point, is in order. Rocks, tomato’s eggs, bottles rockets, M80’s, uprooted shrubs. Just to get the ball rolling.

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  3. Brenda Love says

    October 30, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    Boy this woman is headed for Gladys Kravitz territory.

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  4. squawvalleyskip says

    October 31, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    I think that perhaps someone could make a little extra money this Halloween by setting up a small stand across the street from this old bat’s house. “Rotten eggs for sale. 50 cents each.”

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