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More Random People Tweeting About What’s Going On in the Bathroom at Work

October 30, 2013 By Jeff 21 Comments

Here are some additional updates, from last year.

Do you have have any stories to share about the bathroom at your job? Any remarkable tales to tell? Use the comments link below. And I’ll see you guys again tomorrow.

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  1. Icecycle66 says

    October 30, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    I thought girls peed out of their butt.

    Reply
  2. Billy Joel says

    October 30, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    127.5!

    Reply
  3. Ognir says

    October 30, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    Idiocracy is getting closer every day.

    Reply
  4. Billy Joel says

    October 30, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    I am an excellent driver

    Reply
  5. WB in OH says

    October 30, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    On a completely unrelated topic…

    http://nypost.com/2013/10/30/disorganized-man-forgets-severed-penis-on-his-way-to-the-hospital/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

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    • T-STORM says

      November 1, 2013 at 10:58 am

      He needs a severed penis bowl by the front door so he always puts his severed penis in the same spot.

      Reply
  6. Jeff Bair says

    October 30, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    How did it end up with Amber? Have to know …

    Reply
  7. madz1962 says

    October 30, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    Lately, some woman has been leaving what looks like beef stew, in, on and around the bowl along with several cubic yards of wadded up dirty paper. These toilets are old and one flush crams up the pipes and everything overflows. This happens once a week like clockwork.

    I will find this bitch and do a Lebowski on her.

    Oh and the stench! Could peel varnish off a footlocker.

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  8. John Smith says

    October 30, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    I was unable to google deucing stand-off. Can anyone help a brother out?

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    • The Divine Miss E says

      October 30, 2013 at 4:09 pm

      I can only surmise that it’s when you have to poop, but you’re waiting until either someone in another stall starts going first, or everyone else exits the restroom before beginning. I’m thinking a four stall deucing stand-off could last hours.

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      • Lew in bama says

        October 31, 2013 at 11:36 am

        This is accurate. Women don’t like to poo when someone else is there and might hear and judge them. So they wait patiently until all other pottyers leave the room. When you have more than one waiting it out, a standoff can ensue. The only way to win is be willing to wait longer, or lose all dignity and stink the other girl out.

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  9. bikerchick says

    October 30, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    I surprised my boyfriend with a box of baby wipes for his work truck. He’s always telling me about being caught in the middle of nowhere, doing the ol’Frankenstein walk into the woods with nothing but an empty Wendy’s bag in his hand. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like giving the gift of a soft b-hole

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    • chill says

      October 30, 2013 at 6:45 pm

      I believe those are called Ass Wipes.
      .

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    • BoMama says

      October 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm

      True love right there.

      Reply
      • T-STORM says

        November 1, 2013 at 10:59 am

        He needs shittens.

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  10. chill says

    October 30, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    One of the bathrooms in the Eccles Building perpetually smells like warm Spaghetti-Os. It’s pretty nasty.
    .

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  11. hardoxdan says

    October 30, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    I bet she is talking about a dueling stand-off. Guys line up at the urinals and stand as far away as possible and see how far they can piss.

    Did not know women did stuff like that also.

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  12. Average Jane says

    October 31, 2013 at 7:51 am

    The bathroom at my office is the only place in the building where it isn’t freezing cold all the time. I would be tempting to go work in there except for the fact that it gets pretty swampy by mid-afternoon.

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  13. Rat Bastard says

    October 31, 2013 at 10:35 am

    The upper floors of the building that I work in were being remodeled recently, and the contractors doing the work were using the bathroom on our floor since it was the closest. One of those sick bastards kept shitting IN THE SINK. No one ever caught the fucker, either. He was stealthy.

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    • T-STORM says

      November 1, 2013 at 11:00 am

      There is a special place in hell for that guy.

      Reply
  14. Tim says

    October 31, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    I’m not shy. I will walk right in sit down, and let go with a bang. I don’t try to restrain anything. I once shat at work right a 5pm, when the bathroom/locker room was filled. And I could hear people protesting while I sat there. One guy even got mad. Good times.

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