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Let’s Pick Up The Story From Here… Tell Us What’s Going On, In The Comments

May 15, 2013 By Jeff 25 Comments

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  1. Cartoon says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    Can it be ?

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  2. Uncle_Wedgie says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    I’ll pack your pleasure.

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  3. ron says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    dress… check
    ciggs..check
    man…dang, knew i forgot to pack something something

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  4. sunshine_in_va says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Mother, mother
    There’s too many of you crying
    Brother, brother, brother
    There’s far too many of you dying
    You know we’ve got to find a way
    To bring some lovin’ here today – Ya

    Father, father
    We don’t need to escalate
    You see, war is not the answer
    For only love can conquer hate
    You know we’ve got to find a way
    To bring some lovin’ here today

    Picket lines and picket signs
    Don’t punish me with brutality
    Talk to me, so you can see
    Oh, what’s going on
    What’s going on
    Ya, what’s going on
    Ah, what’s going on

    In the mean time
    Right on, baby
    Right on
    Right on

    Father, father, everybody thinks we’re wrong
    Oh, but who are they to judge us
    Simply because our hair is long
    Oh, you know we’ve got to find a way
    To bring some understanding here today
    Oh

    Picket lines and picket signs
    Don’t punish me with brutality
    Talk to me
    So you can see
    What’s going on
    Ya, what’s going on
    Tell me what’s going on
    I’ll tell you what’s going on – Uh
    Right on baby
    Right on baby

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    • sunshine_in_va says

      May 15, 2013 at 2:28 pm

      Oh yeah, um – copyright 1971 – Marvin Gaye

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  5. Steve in WV says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Reminds me to watch Mad Men. I have never seen so many smokers on television. I am surprised the powers that be allow such gratuitous smoking on TV.

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  6. The Mole says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Honey, could you put the bourbon in your suitcase? I’ve run out room here, it’s packed!

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  7. The Qweezy Mark says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Burger King is rolling out a “McRib Buster!” Hallelujah and Thank GodAmighty for America!

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  8. Billy Joel says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    It’s fairly obvious: She married a carton of cigarettes, and now they’re going on their honeymoon.

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  9. sunshine_in_va says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    How about this:

    Cigarettes were like money in war zones of WWII (which is about when this ad is from). Let’s say she’s been slipped into Germany or Poland or even Eastern Russia on a spy mission. Using both cigarettes and here wedding-gown-clad body as bait (who doesn’t ‘vant to bed zee sexy Amerrycan fraulein’?), she’s going to engage in spycraft.

    Hope she makes it back out. They shoot spies. Or send them to Dachau.

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  10. madz1962 says

    May 15, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    He can have my virginity, but dammit, he isn’t getting my Chesterfields!

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  11. Limey says

    May 15, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    She’s secretly taking her footlong ‘Black Mamba’ dildo on Honeymoon with her. The cigarette carton is *literally* Packed With Pleasure.

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  12. Root 66 says

    May 15, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Alas, the marriage was doomed from the start…she didn’t realize her husband was a “Marlboro Man!”

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    • sunshine_in_va says

      May 15, 2013 at 3:50 pm

      Srsly. GI’s considered Chesterfields to be inferior cigarettes.

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  13. icecycle66 says

    May 15, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    I’m on the same line as Limey on this one.

    However, I must alter it a bit.

    i noticed that she is in the habit of removing her shoes. She is also packing what appears to be silk robes. Since she is married, still in her wedding gown, and packing for the honeymoon to follow.

    These thre point are indicative of an eastern oriental destination; based on customs, economy, and culture the indicators.

    Therefor I predict that whe is going to the orient for honeymoon.

    I further predict that the cigarettes are an attempt to acclimate herself to the upcoming the gangbang orgy she will soon experience.

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  14. Mrs. L. Bangs says

    May 15, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    I am fairly certain she’s hidden her rabbit in the empty box. That way her bride’s maids won’t find it and take it out!

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  15. TR says

    May 15, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Damn, my honeymoon sex is going to be so good, I need to take a whole carton of cigs with me.

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  16. Buck Naked says

    May 15, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    After being packed with pleasure, Susan needed a smoke. Several, in fact.

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  17. chill says

    May 15, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    She’s leaving for her honeymoon. Each carnal act requires a cigarette afterwards.
    .

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  18. JCIII says

    May 16, 2013 at 12:16 am

    Good Evening Technically Morning Depending On Where You Are Surf Reporters…

    This update called to me.

    …drew me in … caught more than simple attention.
    via these comments, I feel closer, …a little bit nearer

    But actually it’s just after midnight, and back to the salt mines is sooner than I care to recognize.

    Hope all is well and let’s see what happens tomorrow…

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  19. JCIII says

    May 16, 2013 at 12:51 am

    …I’m always appreciative even though I don’t say it enough.

    and, yes , I realized the last last little blurb was italicized beyond boundaries of unnecessary punctuation.

    Here, look at the link > it’s a glimpse

    https://twitter.com/JohnnyBCool/media/grid

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  20. ron says

    May 16, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    marla could hear he bilological clock running down
    having struck out at all the local bars because her lady parts reeked from bad decisions, she decided to try her luck outside the state pen
    knowing her next mr right could not resist the allure of a bride with cartons of chesterfields to get him to proplose
    20 yrs in solitary is a long time to go without a good smoke

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  21. ron says

    May 16, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    propose, dammitt

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  22. Jason says

    May 16, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    Hidden in that “cigarette box” is a large black dildo, complete with balls.

    Reply
    • Limey says

      May 17, 2013 at 7:57 pm

      Funny!

      Reply

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