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High Weirdness On The Subway! Volume 1

December 28, 2015 By Jeff 14 Comments

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  1. Jim Britton says

    December 28, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    Wow.

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  2. madz1962 says

    December 28, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    I’ve seen a lot on NYC subways. 2 guys hauling a refrigerator. A woman with open oozing sores and the girl next to her eating French fries slathered in ketchup. Multiple masks. Asshats doing cartwheels down the aisles or some other jerky dance moves. Guys jerking off. So glad those commuter days are over.

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  3. Mookie325 says

    December 28, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    OK, the guy eating chicken has to be the best…..so much better than if he was pursuing his hobby.

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  4. MissQ says

    December 29, 2015 at 8:09 am

    I have no words…

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  5. Erin says

    December 29, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    People are fascinating. Horrifyingly so.

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    • chill says

      December 29, 2015 at 5:16 pm

      In a train wreck sort of way.

      Reply
  6. Skippy in WV says

    December 29, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Even the other (what I assume to be) regular commuters are lookin at the woman with the chopping board in a “WHAT THE FUCK?!?” manner. The guy eating chicken is the best.

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  7. Limey says

    December 29, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    Just yesterday, a very unattractive transvestite/transgender/dude dressed as a woman sat next to me and clipped and filed his nails.

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  8. johnthebasket says

    December 30, 2015 at 6:10 am

    At the center of the galaxy is a giant black hole that sucks in any matter that passes near it and destroys it by reducing it to tendrils of fermions and bosons infinitely thin and infinitely long; but if I could be young again, and afford it, I’d damn well live in the city at the center of the galaxy.

    jtb

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    • chill says

      December 30, 2015 at 9:25 pm

      That’s yer Swarzchild radius in action.

      And if you happen to be in a spacecraft – even a General Products hull – neglect the tides at your peril.

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      • johnthebasket says

        December 30, 2015 at 11:01 pm

        It also reminds me of my first marriage. My ex’s attorney’s Beamer had a General Products hull; it was a bear to wash, which I did for a year as part of the settlement. The black-body curves just wouldn’t buff out of either the car or the attorney.

        jtb

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  9. Walter says

    December 30, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    I think that’s Stephen King doing yoga.

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  10. Walter says

    December 30, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    Guessing “rich white n#gga” lost a bet of some sort.

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    • Joel says

      January 1, 2016 at 5:18 pm

      That was my guess, too.

      Reply

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