We’re off to Knoebels today, which most certainly is NOT the worst amusement park in the world. But I need your help in creating the rides and attractions at an imaginary theme park that is suckish. I came up with a few while having coffee this morning, to prime the pumps. And you guys can take it from there. Here are my suggestions:
- Turdwater Rapids
- Whirling Tunnel of Knives
- Haunted Pants
- Body Odors of the World
- The Extractor
- Sodomy Flyer
- Piss Mist Surge
- Hoveround Choo Choo
- Sulky-Go-Round
- The Liver Twister
- Herniated Disc Adventure
Thanks for your help with this important project!
See ya soon.
Treat yourself today at Amazon!
Good Morning Surf Reporters…….
How did the Amusement Park for all Eternal Hell turn into a sappy soliloquy for the warm and fuzzies of marital (or domestic partnership) bliss?
Life is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Then you marry one. I guess that’s the craziest ride of all.
At this time.
jtb
Full moon. ’nuff said
CADude-Thanks!
hot fuzz-Actually tonight is the full moon, but I couldn’t tell the difference till I checked the calender.
Anybody stand outside last night to catch a glimpse of the space station passing overhead?
http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/realdata/sightings/
lol sorry guys. there could be a ride called drink till you drop were everyone rides in the back of a wagon and you drink until you fall out. What should be the prize if your the last one left though???
Didn’t see the ISS but this looks pretty cool:
http://www.pacificstarflight.com/Pacific_Star/Pacific_Star_II.html
My boyfriend is my heart, soul, comedian and my hero. Oh yes, I love him that much. And I’m not drunk, just hungover. It’s probably a good thing I didn’t come on here drunk last night…instead I played Xbox and yelled at 12 year olds until 4 in the morning. Good times.
Well damn Brittney…if you want to set the bar that high…Fine. Just fine!
I can change spark plugs and oil and pick off skunks at 200 yards with a .22. And I promise to never ask you if you want to go to the ballet.
See…I don’t even know how to spell it….
RIP Cory Hamasaki…I made a shit-pot full of cash on the run up to Y2K. Seems longer than a decade ago we thought the end was near.
Vander Sloot Kissing Booth
Mule Kick Petting Zoo
The Rapist.
You guys are awesome. This has been fun to read. How about, “Waking up for a minute to find your face covered with an old rag, your uncle on top of you making weird grunting noises and the room smelling of whiskey and some kind of medicine” – The Ride
The rectal plate drop
The Spooge Blaster (not sure if this is a ride of fountain drink)
not of – or
Dog Turd Tightrope.
The De- Railer Rollercaoster of Fear.
The Food Poisoning Challenge.
Old Tampon Lucky Dip
Dto…If we go to the ballet, we have to laugh as loud as possible when the male ballet dancer comes out with a raging bulge in his leotard.
The David Bowie bulge is going to be an instant kneeslapper until I’m too old to slap my own knee.
@ Alice Thank you!
@ Greg Despite living in the country with the best enhancers…I came up with that while stone cold sober at work. It is a compilation of references and stories that Jeff has told (if you don’t “get it” you really need to sign up for the insider report)
Heat Index is 110…I’m Dying here!!!
We skipped out on a day to the waterpark because the the weather was calling for severe storms in our area all day…its sunny and 90 out, and we are sitting on the couch watching tv. Awesome day. >:(
@ Kevindust. I got it. I definately got it! I just thought it was some great writing.
Life is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enema
Jeff – in other WV news – Sen. Robert Byrd shuffled off to that great Ku Klux Klan rally in the sky at the age of 92…
In memory of Robert Bryd I am flying my sheets at half mast