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Public Restrooms Made Entirely of One-Way Glass

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Could you take a brown in one of these ridiculous things?  I don’t think I could even muster a yellow.

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I’d be afraid someone, possibly a “wacky” cable TV host, would throw a switch while I’m struggling atop the throne, and the glass would instantly reverse itself.  Is that possible?  I’m not willing to risk it.

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  1. tiff says

    April 23, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    If I HAD to go? Yeah.

    But first I’d try f*cking in one. See if anyone notices THAT.

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  2. Trilliongrams says

    April 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Sure, no problem…. at least…. I think. I don’t know.

    If it was dark outside and the TV host suddenly flooded your stall with light, then yeah, I think the outside world would be able to see.

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  3. Dogberryjr says

    April 24, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    If I got started, no problem.

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  4. Cosgrove says

    April 24, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Where are these bathrooms? because I would love to go in one. Imagine taking a dump while watching floods of people walk by. It’d be amazing.

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  5. Jeff says

    April 24, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Supposedly they’re in Houston, Cosgrove. But who the hell knows?

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  6. tony tony tony says

    April 24, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    I’d take a gold medal hangover dump in one of those.

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  7. Alex says

    April 24, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    These photos are from 2004 in Switzerland. Temporary art. It was also put in London England for awhile.

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  8. 2Tall says

    April 24, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    What I’d drop in there would probably melt the glass…

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  9. Nicole Miraty says

    April 24, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Not in a million years would I ever, I would feel weird just standing in there washing my hand.
    What if someone just came up to the glass and started making faces?
    I wonder how much it cost to make this idiot box?
    Toilet and the sink are all one piece? What the hell is that all about?
    Toooooo risky!!!!!

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  10. Nurse Ratched says

    April 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Someone run and find Poo

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  11. airandee says

    April 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Are sure it is not a masterbatorium?

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  12. Uncle Buzz in Wheeling says

    April 24, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    The decline of Europe continues. But, I digress…

    Today’s quote: “You can observe a lot just by watching.” Lawrence Peter “Yogi” Berra

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  13. Bennigan's Nazi says

    April 25, 2009 at 10:25 am

    It wouldn’t be different from any of the other public drunken shitting I have done, except the cops would be less interested.

    It WOULD make a sweet ass masterbatorium… that is probably what that lady in the first pic is going in to do, from the look on her face.

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  14. Remlane1 says

    April 26, 2009 at 6:54 am

    I could just imagine the BBC’s Graham Norton hitting the lights while his studio audience howls with laughter at the poor schmuck inside.

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  15. Kevindust says

    April 26, 2009 at 7:53 am

    The all-in-one stainless steal crapatorium reminds me of the night I spent in jail. I mean, a friend told me that’s what the device is like in jail, yeah, that’s it…

    Tiff’s (first!) post on the subject pretty much says it all.

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  16. Poo says

    April 27, 2009 at 11:22 am

    That thing would be like my very own condo. I love it! Poo with a View……..

    Reply

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