• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

The West Virginia Surf Report!

Jeff Kay's Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia

  • Home
  • About
  • Best of
  • Books
  • Archives
  • Donate

Further Evidence the End is Near

December 29, 2010 By Jeff 105 Comments

Yeah, I’m sick.  I have the suds, or something.  My shift at work last night felt like it went on for eighteen or sixteen hours.  It sucked, and I just wanted to go home and get in bed with a smelly border collie at my feet.

I’m going back tonight, because I’m expected to be there.  I don’t miss work, unless I’m in an iron lung or something.  I’m from West Virginia.

I know, I know.  Sick people should stay home, for the benefit of their co-workers.  But it’s not like I have SARS, or something.  It’s just a bad cold, most likely contracted via translucent booger-hook residue.  And I’m not missing work because of a cold.  It’s out o’ the question.

Toney and the younger boy went out with Sunshine and Mumbles, for “lunch.”  Of course, it’s never that simple.  Sunny always (always!) wants to go to Wal-Mart when she leaves the house, and usually spends hours there.

The boy just sent me a text message that said, “This is about as much fun as being hospitalized.”  Heh.

A few minutes later, Toney called and said she was so mad she thought she might have a stroke.  Sunny was insisting that we take them out for an expensive dinner in a restaurant tomorrow night, and was insinuating that we’re cheap.  After everything we’ve done…

Toney is about to start snapping necks, like Sayid.

I wish I had a photo of Sunshine, so you guys could see the way she was dressed when they left here this morning.  She looked like a bag lady, with all sorts of flowing hippie robes layered on top of each other.  A few of them probably cost more than a hundred bucks, but she looked like a homeless person.

And she had a freaking hand muff, if you can believe it.  I don’t think I’d ever seen one of those things in real life; I’d only seen them in children’s books.  Pure, undiluted crazy…

And speaking of that…  A couple of nights ago at work, two of my worlds almost collided.  We were in the break room having “lunch” (7:30 pm), and someone started talking about the People of Wal-Mart site.  Someone had one of the pics on their phone, and began passing it around the table.  It was a woman with no shirt, and her pants pulled up real high, to cover her sagging breasts.

Then a girl who is about twenty years old said, “Have you guys seen the Wal-Mart Game?!  Oh my god, it’s hilarious!”  But everyone seemed oblivious, so she quickly dropped it.  And I just sat there silently, blinking real fast.

I need to go to work now, so I’m gonna stop right here.  Sorry this one is so short, but I’m working double-duty today, for Surf Report VIPs.

As for a Question, why not supply us with some of the Further Evidence links you’ve found recently.  A lot of you send them to me via email, and I appreciate it.  But I have a feeling I miss a ton of greatness/weirdness on the web.  So, please bring me up to date.

My one request:  no porn or anything that’s overly offensive.  If you post it, I’ll delete it.  So please maintain a certain level of decorum, OK?  Keep it to an R-rating, at most.

And I’m going to report for another eighteen or sixteen hour workday, and will see you guys again tomorrow.

Have a great one!

Now playing in the bunker

Visit the Surf Report Souvenir Shop!
Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on LinkedinShare on Pinterest

Filed Under: Daily

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. The Qweezy Mark says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    I just feel a “little” douchey today.

    Reply
    • Joe T. says

      December 29, 2010 at 4:47 pm

      It’s the Queezy Mark’s 4th Night of Kwanzaa miracle.

      Reply
  2. junkfood says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    This was hilarious:

    http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers–the-great-wipe-hope

    Reply
    • Kevindust says

      December 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm

      I had no idea the other way existed…I’m going to try it at the next opportunity.

      Reply
    • bikerchick says

      December 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm

      Laughed till I cried. And by the way, I am completely perplexed by the whole standing concept. Too much room for error. Way. Too. Much.

      Reply
    • Jenny Piccalo says

      December 29, 2010 at 8:11 pm

      this guy doesn’t wipe at all

      http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V2190

      Reply
      • Not Oprah says

        December 30, 2010 at 7:00 pm

        Thanks for that Jenny, as sick as this is, the ‘this guy doesn’t wipe at all’ got a big chuckle out of me.

        Reply
    • SeanInSac says

      December 29, 2010 at 10:58 pm

      Holy Crap on a stick I had no idea people stood!!!! The mind boggles at such a concept!

      Reply
      • debra says

        December 30, 2010 at 7:09 pm

        I didn’t even know there was a debate about this issue. It never crossed my mind that people stood up to wipe!

        Reply
  3. icecycle66 says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    I can’t wait for the report when worlds collide.

    Reply
  4. strangeart says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    World collision is bound to happen at some point-heh-I can’t wait to read about it!

    Reply
  5. Short-n-Sweet says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Ok…I’m fairly new. Will someone kindly explain the world-collision to me? Is Jeff associated with the Walmart Game? I’m lost.

    Reply
    • Short-n-Sweet says

      December 29, 2010 at 2:35 pm

      Nevermind…I found it. Heh.

      Reply
      • Melissa says

        December 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

        Welcome to the Surf Report, Short!

        Reply
        • Short-n-Sweet says

          December 29, 2010 at 7:47 pm

          Thanks!!

          Reply
  6. Yvonne says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Hand muff!! If she wears it again, PLEASE take a picture! You could always replace her face with a pumpkin, or something. (Or Wilford Brimley’s head, since they both have ‘diabeetus’)

    Reply
    • Melissa says

      December 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

      That could be interesting. Jeff, you should take a large family photo of everyone (if they are all still there) & post it, replacing heads with characters they most resemble. That way we can get the idea with body types & pale skin, but we can create our own images of their faces. With the stringy hair & cray-cray attitude, I think Sunshine’s head should be Bette Davis’s head from ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane’.

      Reply
      • bikerchick says

        December 29, 2010 at 3:04 pm

        OH!!!! PERFECT!!!

        Reply
    • -- Steve says

      December 29, 2010 at 3:11 pm

      Is the right place to caution against any pictures of Sunny’s Fuzzy Muff?

      Reply
    • Lori in Cbus says

      December 29, 2010 at 7:31 pm

      OMG I just spewed french onion soup all over my laptop at the “diabeetus”

      Reply
      • debra says

        December 30, 2010 at 7:11 pm

        Every time Jeff describes Sunny, I automatically think of Rosanne’s mother on her old sit-com!

        Reply
  7. knucklehead says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Wow – this is the first time I’ve been in the top ten in awhile. And I already read the update! Sweet!

    Happy Wednesday, Surfers!

    Reply
  8. johnthebasket says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Hello, knucklehead; are you still “livin’ in the USA”? Or have you returned to the old country?

    How much or little do you miss San Francisco?

    Just curious. Travel well…

    jtb

    Reply
    • knucklehead says

      December 29, 2010 at 2:57 pm

      Back in the US for the holidays (or Hellidays, as I am currently referring to them). Back to Italy on Sunday.
      I was up in SF yesterday and thought it would be difficult for me, but as soon as I saw all the homeless lying on the sidewalks, Meh – I was okay! I really loved SF, and will always consider it my hometown, but it’s a shithole these days and I don’t see it getting any better anytime soon. We haven’t once thought this move was a mistake, which is good.
      This trip was only two weeks, which is clearly not enough time to see everyone or do everything I want. I came with one suitcase and I’m going home with two – one full of the food I miss over there!

      Hope your holidays are good, jtb!

      Reply
      • Chuck in Belpre says

        December 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm

        Just for giggles I looked at the area you are in in Italy and Google maps wasn’t real sure about it. The whole area seemed really beautiful though.

        Reply
        • knucklehead says

          December 29, 2010 at 7:48 pm

          Yeah, I think Benabbio is a little small for Google maps. Check out Bagni di Lucca – that’s our closest civilization – about 2 miles away.
          It is beautiful there, that’s for sure!

          Reply
          • Short-n-Sweet says

            December 30, 2010 at 8:30 am

            I’m curious to know what foods you miss the most. Care to share?

            Reply
            • knucklehead says

              December 30, 2010 at 11:38 am

              Trader Joe’s stuff for the most part. Joe’s O’s cereal- I’m bringing home 6 boxes! But then it’s impossible to find vanilla extract, molassas, dill pickles – pretty much anything that isn’t Italian.
              Oh, and Listerine. They have it, but a small bottle is the equivalent of about $10.
              The upside is that all the stuff I used to eat here and pay an import premium for, is cheap as hell over there.
              Trade offs.

              Reply
              • debra says

                December 30, 2010 at 7:14 pm

                Man I love those honey nut Joe’s O’s better than anything! Do people seem crude here after living among the Italians? My nephew loved it in Spain so much more than living here in Ohio!

                Reply
                • knucklehead says

                  December 31, 2010 at 10:41 am

                  Not so much more civilized, but definitely nicer. I haven’t run into one single asshole in 7 months. Completely unheard of over here!

              • clintcurtis says

                December 30, 2010 at 11:28 pm

                Listerine…here in Western Alaska it is illegal to have it shipped into the “dry” villages because of its high alcohol content.

                @debra…I have a friend from WV who has lived in Spain since she grduated from college in the 1960s. The comment she made that really stuck in my mind was, “Things here were so much more civilized before Franco died.” I have NO frickin’ idea as to what that meant, but it made me think of the old SNL Weekend Update line by Chevy Chase.

                Reply
                • knucklehead says

                  December 31, 2010 at 10:42 am

                  who in the HELL would drink Listerine???

      • -- Steve says

        December 30, 2010 at 9:49 am

        Geeze Knucklehead – it’s BEAUTIFUL in Benabbio!
        http://www.flickr.com/photos/30151410@N08/3015767877/

        Reply
        • knucklehead says

          December 30, 2010 at 11:39 am

          That photo was taken from the trail on the way to a friend of mine’s home! LOL!
          Yeah, I can’t complain. It’s a bit different from San Francisco, but I’m adjusting…;)

          Reply
  9. johnthebasket says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Hey, didn’t Jeff ask for a link or two? OK, this one doesn’t constitute actual evidence, but it’s fun anyway…

    http://www.ted.com/talks/arthur_benjamin_does_mathemagic.html

    By the way, my 2011 resolution is to avoid voting for witches.

    jtb

    Reply
    • Greg says

      December 29, 2010 at 3:40 pm

      Wow! That’s really cool! I can do a few easy shortcuts, but nothing like this guy! I’d like to know how he relates the words with numbers. Way cool!

      Reply
    • WB in OH says

      December 29, 2010 at 3:55 pm

      I followed along with my calculator, he got 722 squared wrong it should be 521,284 instead of 513,284 but hey I had to use a calculator to do his first trick.

      Reply
  10. Seanette says

    December 29, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Look at it this way, Jeff. Your workplace CAN’T be as stressful as spending time with Sunshine. 🙂

    Reply
  11. JCIII says

    December 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Good Afternoon Surf Reporters…..

    Every time I go to this site, I see Further Evidence the End is Near… and I weep a little bit for the rest of humanity.

    http://www.theweeklyvice.com/

    Reply
    • Ed says

      December 29, 2010 at 9:23 pm

      Jeeze, you’re not kidding!

      Reply
    • clintcurtis says

      December 30, 2010 at 11:33 pm

      Whoa…just when ya think Jeff had everything covered in the WalMart Game, along comes Jamie Orozco in Muskogee, Oklahoma!

      Reply
  12. johnthebasket says

    December 29, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Sometimes, when I feel the end is near, I just brew myself up a little Leningrad Cowboys…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014

    It’s more uplifting than weekly vice and still confirms my own eschatology.

    jtb

    Reply
    • jim britton says

      December 29, 2010 at 6:31 pm

      If you like that, try this:

      Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches-

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

      Reply
      • debra says

        December 30, 2010 at 7:42 pm

        That was one great video!

        Reply
    • Jenny Piccalo says

      December 29, 2010 at 7:33 pm

      This is cool. Skynyrd might just unite the world. Hilarious! Pass the country quencher.

      Reply
  13. bikerchick says

    December 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Holy Crap! Muffs went out at the end of the 1800’s. And then briefly made a comeback during the 70’s porn era.

    Reply
    • johnthebasket says

      December 29, 2010 at 3:46 pm

      bikerchick…

      I don’t know quite how to phrase the question, so I won’t exactly try. Could you say a little more about muffs, the 70s, and porn?

      thanks…

      jtb

      Reply
      • Chuck in Belpre says

        December 29, 2010 at 6:37 pm

        And if you can throw in something about a tiny skirt and thigh-highs that would be good too. kthanxbye.

        Reply
        • johnthebasket says

          December 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm

          Chuck, for the love of all that is holy, don’t forget the pumps.

          jtb

          Reply
          • Chuck in Belpre says

            December 29, 2010 at 7:06 pm

            yeh…yeh…FMP’s!!!

            Reply
            • bikerchick says

              December 30, 2010 at 8:36 am

              After all…it is New Year’s Eve eve. And a NYE party wold be complete with out FMP’s and a dyed landing strip to match. The rug doesn’t have to match the drapes anymore but should certainly match the FMP’s.

              Reply
              • bikerchick says

                December 30, 2010 at 8:36 am

                uh….”wouldn’t be complete”….ugh…

                Reply
                • dto says

                  December 30, 2010 at 9:14 am

                  Adding to my last (ahem) poem…

                  Blond hair and boobs and FMP shoes
                  With landing strip colored to match.
                  She knows she’s a catch
                  Her surprise is a ‘natch
                  Sexy FMP shoes and co-ordinating snatch.

                • bikerchick says

                  December 30, 2010 at 9:37 am

                  That hits me where I live.

  14. johnthebasket says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    More songs about buildings and food:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYzBQMT4VI&feature=related

    jtb

    Reply
  15. Brittney says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Hahaha, hand muff.

    Reply
  16. johnthebasket says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    The best further evidence is found somewhere in Ezekiel. I forget where…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs&feature=related

    jtb

    Reply
    • hot fuzz says

      December 29, 2010 at 5:36 pm

      I once grabbed a mic from the front of the hockey team bus and let the 18yr olds through this. Instead of Brad replying, I had about 20 young men playing his part. Fun times. wouldn’t dare do it now but the timing was right and no parent ever mentioned it so I guess all is well.

      Reply
  17. Jason says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Can someone please tell me what the fuck the deal is with the bunker cam? Girls with owls over their crotches? I don’t get it. What’s the joke there? Are they supposed to have wise vaginas or something? It’s driving me nuts!

    Reply
  18. bikerchick says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    jtb…

    Let’s put it this way….”hair” styles have certainly changed since the 70’s porn generation. It went from wall-to-wall and muffs to landing strips and now bare-it-all. That’s the best I can do. Jeff said to keep this “R” rated at best. Hope that helps!

    Reply
    • johnthebasket says

      December 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm

      Oh, THAT trend. Yeah, I’ve followed that one. I was thinking of the thing that women put two hands into, but I guess that’s another branch of porn.

      jtb

      Reply
      • bikerchick says

        December 30, 2010 at 8:33 am

        Um…sounds like you are well rounded in that area. Maybe YOU should tell US a little more? Heh.

        Reply
  19. Alex says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Walmart Game: The world momentarily stop spinning for you there Jeff? =-)

    No links I can share right now that I have muffs dancing through my head.

    Reply
  20. JCIII says

    December 29, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Just in time for the holidays….

    More Evidence

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw

    Reply
  21. johnthebasket says

    December 29, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    You want cossacks? We got cossacks…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x75Gxd5IDE&feature=related

    jtb

    Reply
    • chill says

      December 30, 2010 at 7:37 pm

      jtb, that was simply outstanding. Right now, I would pay money to go see those guys.

      “A famous person wears the same size water skis as me”.

      About the best I can do for links right now is an old favorite that I’m sure everyone has seen: http://thereifixedit.com. The site is bloated, flash-crippled and bog-slow, but there is enough funny stuff to make it worth putting up with now and then.
      .

      Reply
      • Seanette says

        December 30, 2010 at 7:39 pm

        If you use Firefox, Flashblock is wonderful. 🙂

        Reply
    • debra says

      December 30, 2010 at 7:46 pm

      They are great!

      Reply
  22. Tim says

    December 29, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    Why is the Owl perched on her cooter? Does it mean something?

    I just don’t understand.

    Reply
    • Greg says

      December 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm

      It’s a cooter hooter.

      Reply
      • Jenny Piccalo says

        December 30, 2010 at 7:11 pm

        “cooter hooter” …..funniest thing I have heard in a long time!

        Reply
  23. Jenny Piccalo says

    December 29, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rxXamfh5c

    Reply
  24. Malcolm says

    December 29, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    Can I suggest that the Bunker Cam picture is a play on “The Owl and the Pussy…cat?”

    AMIRITE?

    Reply
    • Jenny Piccalo says

      December 29, 2010 at 8:19 pm

      I was thinking that as well but why are they glowing ?

      Reply
  25. t-storm says

    December 29, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    A snatch of owls.

    A group of Gnus is called an Implausibility

    Reply
  26. Sidney says

    December 29, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    You are all the best reporters ever! I am now going to use a phrase I hate, but conveys my message quite clearly…

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  27. t-storm says

    December 29, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    my problem with standing is that when I stand my ass cheeks press together so I’d have some sort of rorshit test situation going on back there. F that.

    Reply
    • Malcolm says

      December 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm

      Hah! rorshit test! gotta find a way to weave that into my next conversation about the “shit list”.

      Reply
  28. bikerchick says

    December 30, 2010 at 8:46 am

    I’m with the majority here. The bunker cam left me shaking my head. A new fangled aviary? Now THAT’S a BIRD. Gawd, if I had the ability to glow like that, I would never have to use my door lock/key finder light on my key ring.

    Reply
    • Bill in WV says

      December 30, 2010 at 11:24 am

      What is the male version of that pic? Dudes with giraffes on their crotches or, for the unfortunate, turtles?

      Reply
    • Jenny Piccalo says

      December 30, 2010 at 7:19 pm

      That would be handy!
      Hey owls are supposed to be wise, maybe those girls have some smart Birds and they don’t just fall for any ole Tom , DICK or Harry and his two nutty friends. Just a thought.

      Reply
  29. Adam says

    December 30, 2010 at 10:35 am

    I know this is old and I’m sure most of you have seen it, but I NEVER get tired of it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQQfBrSUs0

    Reply
    • debra says

      December 30, 2010 at 7:49 pm

      That never fails!!!

      Reply
  30. icecycle66 says

    December 30, 2010 at 11:50 am

    i could easily kill a human in defense of my dog.

    Reply
    • knucklehead says

      December 30, 2010 at 5:49 pm

      I’m with you.

      Reply
  31. T. Farty McAppleass says

    December 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    I had a dream (nightmare) that there was an owl tugging at my cock last night. I let the bird linger, then I shooed it away when I was finished.

    That bunker cam picture is ruining my life.

    Reply
  32. hot fuzz says

    December 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/12/30/demotivational-posters-no-asshattery/#comments

    a Kayism…

    Reply
  33. Jeff says

    December 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Today’s forecast: Sunny with no chance of an update. Sorry. I’ll try for Friday.

    Reply
    • Bill in WV says

      December 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm

      Pandemonium and chaos must be certainly at hand. Hope you still had some of the Makers Mark left. I’m sure you need it.

      Reply
      • Malcolm says

        December 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm

        Make it a double. Sending good vibes Jeff’s way – looks like he needs them.

        Reply
        • Jason says

          December 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm

          Let’s all drink some triples to help him out. I’ve already had two……..catch me if you can.

          Reply
    • debra says

      December 30, 2010 at 7:51 pm

      Haaaa Sunny takes over! Are the Russian humboxes installed in her bedroom yet?

      Reply
  34. Chuck in Belpre says

    December 30, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    OK this is getting silly…

    2010 Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl
    2010 Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl

    Reply
    • Greg says

      December 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm

      Chuck, there were 39 bowl games listed in our newspaper, starting Dec. 18th. There are 4 today.

      Armed Forces Bowl: noon
      Pinstripe Bowl: 3:30pm
      Music City Bowl: 6:40pm
      Holiday Bowl: 10:00pm

      Reply
      • Chuck in Belpre says

        December 30, 2010 at 6:15 pm

        2010 Jeff Kay Asshattery Bowl on BET.

        Reply
        • dto says

          December 30, 2010 at 7:39 pm

          I’ll only have intrest when there’s a Somke-A-Bowl bowl.

          Reply
          • dto says

            December 30, 2010 at 7:44 pm

            Ya know…I looked at ‘somke’ four friggin’ times and knew it wasn’t right but couldn’t figure out why and only one beer in from being home from work…..FFFFUUUUUCK!!

            SMOKE-A-BOWL….crap.

            Reply
            • clintcurtis says

              December 30, 2010 at 11:39 pm

              Don’t worry, dto, I musta been so effed up when I read your original post that it seemed to be spelled correctly…at least to me! lol

              Reply
              • WB in OH says

                December 31, 2010 at 12:49 pm

                Same herecc, I read somewhere, as long as the first and last letters of the word are correct the rest of the letters can be mixed up and the mind will unscramble them for us.

                somke
                orinigal
                neswpaper
                …

                Reply
  35. t-storm says

    December 30, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Roseannes mom and throw mama from the train

    Reply
    • debra says

      December 30, 2010 at 7:54 pm

      Yeah that lady was classic. Wasn’t she on that Northern Exposure show too? Whatta character she was!

      Reply
  36. debra says

    December 30, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    Cleveland Polka

    http://youtu.be/YXtHyydM5Ac

    Reply
  37. retrollama says

    December 31, 2010 at 12:41 am

    http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

    How’s this for some further evidence?

    Reply
  38. Some Guy on the Innernets says

    December 31, 2010 at 9:25 am

    Oh dear Lord! That video in the Further Evidence section just has to have something to do with the inspiration for this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4

    Reply
  39. Gretchen says

    January 4, 2011 at 10:54 am

    I’m way late to the party on this one, but here you go. A Pennsylvania Further Evidence! A mere 36 miles from Jeff!

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40905394/ns/us_news/

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Primary Sidebar

Now With Podcast!

Support Jeff And His Projects

Latest Tweets

  • Fresh podcast action, available everywhere! From Milton to Madagascar. pic.twitter.com/V6M1cmQcSA

    November 3, 2022 5:46 am

  • Something new I'm trying: nonewjeffs.substack.com/p/im-n…

    December 2, 2021 4:11 pm

  • Only 182 days until Opening Day.

    September 30, 2021 2:37 pm

  • Check out this great story about a 16 year old Tom Bergeron talking to Moe and Larry on the phone during the early… twitter.com/i/web/status/14387…

    September 17, 2021 5:02 am

  • Dogs! surfreportpod.com/2021/09/16/e…

    September 16, 2021 4:07 pm

Facebook!

Footer

Get Social!

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • RSS
  • Twitter

Search The Surf Report

Copyright © 2023 · Smoking Fish Media