Microscopic handbag “smaller than a grain of salt” has been sold for $63,750 at auction
Italian school teacher outraged after being shitcanned for missing 20 years of work
Georgia Subway restaurant slammed for ‘Our subs don’t implode’ sign
Ted Cruz weaves bizarre scenario about Biden murdering children while listening to Pat Benatar
Mom naming child Quiftopher to honor grandparents accused of ‘borderline abuse’
Man steals forklift at Lowe’s, runs over 73-year-old outside Home Depot
Janitor turns off ‘mega-freezer’ to stop incessant beeping, destroys 25 years of valuable research
Experts warn of potential health risks of peeing in the shower
Quality journalism: headline, sub-head and article are all exactly the same
Parents are panicking about kids ‘dry drowning’ days after they’ve come home from the pool
If you scroll your phone screen with your pointer finger you’re apparently ‘old and out of touch’
More than 75% of Americans had contracted Covid by the end of 2022
Walgreens opens new anti-theft store in Chicago where nearly every item is locked up
California restaurant used fake priest to get workers to confess ‘sins’
Teen girl pretended to be a boy and fooled nearsighted girl into having sex
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