Ladies, are you looking for a unique accessory to tie together your new outfit? May we suggest a set of Ripped Flesh Garters? They will make it appear your thighs are rotting away, and the skin is pulling apart! Just like they’re doing it in Paris this season. There’s also the added illusion of copious amounts of blood pouring down your legs. Chic.
These high quality catastrophic injury garters are perfect for formal events such as the opera and weddings. Or they’ll help you make an unforgettable impression during job interviews, or simply shopping for Band-Aids at Walgreens. Find out more here. And you’re welcome.