Further Evidence: Smell Exactly Like Gavin MacLeod! Thanks to Our Friends at Hormel January 31, 2014 By Jeff 15 Comments Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on LinkedinShare on Pinterest
Ozzie Bucco says
Smell Like a Captain.
New from Hormel, our scentologists have travelled the seven seas acquiring only the most pungent samples of ball sweat, unlubricated man-on-man love stench, rotting wood, and stale sea water to combine with the less exotic, but no less aromatic, kitchen staples of pepperoni an Genoa salami. Combing to create the potent and enrapturing scent of a bald man named Gavin.
Put a load of it on; a MacLeod.
Considering what a fish he was, it probably smells like Vermouth.
John Smith says
Works every time, 60% of the time.
“the first cologne based on a sea captain celebrity.”
Man, I bet Alan Hale is really fucking pissed off. He paved the way for the Gavin’s (aka Murray Slaughter’s) of the world.
to he he’s always aka Moriarity
Billy Joel says
Hey, didn’t he just file for divorce from Toni Tennille?
Wait, wait. I just read the tag line.
Women love the saltiness of Gavin. You will too.
Wow. There’s nothing I can add to that to make it funnier or filthier.
After reading this, I looked back up to see the tag line. Then I saw the bottle cap. Doesn’t it look like an upside down hacked off penis tip?
Good lord, woman.
Stephanie C says
Wouldn’t that be Eau de Bobbitt?
It’s the undertones of bleach that they hate.
Better than smelling like Gopher.
The captain smells of squeezed Spam juice?