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Further Evidence: Smell Exactly Like Gavin MacLeod! Thanks to Our Friends at Hormel

January 31, 2014 By Jeff 15 Comments

New Fragrance by Hormel (1)

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  1. Ozzie Bucco says

    January 31, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    First. Hormel?

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  2. icecycle66 says

    January 31, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Smell Like a Captain.
    New from Hormel, our scentologists have travelled the seven seas acquiring only the most pungent samples of ball sweat, unlubricated man-on-man love stench, rotting wood, and stale sea water to combine with the less exotic, but no less aromatic, kitchen staples of pepperoni an Genoa salami. Combing to create the potent and enrapturing scent of a bald man named Gavin.

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  3. icecycle66 says

    January 31, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    Put a load of it on; a MacLeod.

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  4. sunshine_in_va says

    January 31, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Considering what a fish he was, it probably smells like Vermouth.

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  5. John Smith says

    January 31, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Works every time, 60% of the time.

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  6. madz1962 says

    January 31, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    “the first cologne based on a sea captain celebrity.”

    Man, I bet Alan Hale is really fucking pissed off. He paved the way for the Gavin’s (aka Murray Slaughter’s) of the world.

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    • Jorge says

      January 31, 2014 at 3:28 pm

      to he he’s always aka Moriarity

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  7. Billy Joel says

    January 31, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    Hey, didn’t he just file for divorce from Toni Tennille?

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  8. Jorge says

    January 31, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    Wait, wait. I just read the tag line.

    Women love the saltiness of Gavin. You will too.

    Wow. There’s nothing I can add to that to make it funnier or filthier.

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    • madz1962 says

      January 31, 2014 at 4:26 pm

      After reading this, I looked back up to see the tag line. Then I saw the bottle cap. Doesn’t it look like an upside down hacked off penis tip?

      Anyone?

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      • icecycle66 says

        January 31, 2014 at 5:07 pm

        Good lord, woman.

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      • Stephanie C says

        January 31, 2014 at 5:43 pm

        Wouldn’t that be Eau de Bobbitt?

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    • sunshine_in_va says

      January 31, 2014 at 5:17 pm

      It’s the undertones of bleach that they hate.

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  9. weegleflip says

    January 31, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    Better than smelling like Gopher.

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  10. Alex says

    January 31, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    The captain smells of squeezed Spam juice?

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