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Further Evidence: Mothers Know This Is A Wholesome Combination

January 7, 2014 By Jeff 12 Comments

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  1. Miketheripper says

    January 7, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    Add a little Seagram’s 7 for a night time treat for little Timmy!

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  2. Jerry in WV says

    January 7, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    Coming next week…………………….Orange juice with hot dog water!!!!! Kids will love it!

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    • t-storm says

      January 7, 2014 at 1:27 pm

      Churn some mayo into that.

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  3. johnthebasket says

    January 7, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    7-up also goes pretty well when poured into Old Grand-Dad.

    jtb

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  4. Alice in WV says

    January 7, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    diet mt dew + orange juice + vodka = Dew Driver

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  5. icecycle66 says

    January 7, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    Mmmm,mmm. Foamy milk.

    I like 7up and Gin.

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  6. madz1962 says

    January 7, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    Add Kahlua. Could become “A Sallow Caucasian”

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  7. TR says

    January 7, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    I can’t even imagine what that would taste like. Gross.

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  8. Phil Jett says

    January 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm

    I had a girlfriend that liked to put carbonated beverages in her vagina for a little pick me up. She preferred 7-up and Sprite but she once tried one called Up-town.

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    • chill says

      January 7, 2014 at 5:56 pm

      The Fugs did a song about that.
      .

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    • Will says

      January 8, 2014 at 7:16 am

      I’d think that’d be a hygiene mess. All that sugar. Couldn’t one get the same effect with plain carbonated water?

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  9. The4thStooge says

    January 7, 2014 at 9:24 pm

    Yeah…that doesn’t work–at least it didn’t work in 1981 or so. My older sister thought that it’d be a good idea to mix 7-Up (or the local equivalent–Staff brand soda) and milk with a couple of ice cubes and give it to her fever-addled sister. The vomit it produced was interesting.

    It seemed like mixing bubble gum and peanut butter–it just doesn’t work. Maybe we did it wrong.

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