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Fast Food Signs Gone Horribly Wrong!

October 8, 2013 By Jeff 26 Comments

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  1. John Smith says

    October 8, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Ah yes, the McPoop.

    Reply
  2. icecycle66 says

    October 8, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    Adam’s a dick.

    Reply
    • Lucie in Tampa says

      October 8, 2013 at 12:50 pm

      screw Adam!

      Reply
      • putski says

        October 8, 2013 at 7:53 pm

        I fucking hate Adam!

        Reply
  3. Lucie in Tampa says

    October 8, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    so much anus being served!!!

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    • madz1962 says

      October 8, 2013 at 1:04 pm

      some even with ‘special sauce”

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    • icecycle66 says

      October 8, 2013 at 1:05 pm

      Billions and billions of anuses served daily.

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      • Bill in WV says

        October 8, 2013 at 3:25 pm

        If you only knew………….

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  4. madz1962 says

    October 8, 2013 at 1:05 pm

    $2.63 a gallon? sigh… if only those days would return.

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    • icecycle66 says

      October 8, 2013 at 1:17 pm

      No, that’s $263 an gallon.

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    • TR says

      October 8, 2013 at 1:29 pm

      That’s what caught my eye too lol.

      Reply
    • chill says

      October 8, 2013 at 8:35 pm

      Today I paid $4.33 a gallon for gas in Connecticut. Stopped the pump when I saw the price. All I needed was enough to get to Jersey, sweet land of cheap gas.

      And $254 seems like a lot for a croissant, even an anal one.
      .

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  5. Trace says

    October 8, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    Something sh*tty is definitely going on here…….

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  6. Alex says

    October 8, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    Looks the same going in… as it does going out….

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  7. Brent says

    October 8, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    Am I the only one who is here because Amazon is offering Jeff’s book as a free kindle download today and decided, “Hey, I’ll check out the website?”

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    • chill says

      October 8, 2013 at 9:32 pm

      Possibly, but I hope not. I can’t speak for Jeff, but I’m guessing that new readers are always welcome.

      It’s a good site, and a good group of people here in the comments.

      Recall the old saying: “There is no lurk. There is only post, or post not.”
      .

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    • icecycle66 says

      October 9, 2013 at 1:12 pm

      One of us.
      Gooble-dee-goo.
      One of us.
      Gooble-dee-goo.
      One of us.
      Gooble-dee-goo.

      Reply
  8. The4thStooge says

    October 8, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    Not speaking of fast food signs gone wrong, I partook of my first ever Five Guys burger with pickles, onions, lettuce, jalapenos and mustard. Good times! The fries were good…hot. I got sidetracked by the burger, and by the time I’d gone back to the fries, they were just warm and tasted less awesome. Doesn’t mean that I didn’t continue to scarf ’em down like Elvis, but the hot fries were among the best I’d eaten.

    The music was LOUD, but that was okay as long as they stuck with 1970s British rock (Zeppelin, Argent, Black Sabbath), but once they went American, ’twas all 80s. Don’t pester me with 80s Springsteen–keep it in the 70s! If I’m going to kill myself with delicious fatty, salty food, make sure the music’s from music (and fashion’s) greatest decade…the 1970s!

    Glad I took your advice! (Also scarfed down enough peanuts to cause my lips to swell slightly…it was worth it!)

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    • chill says

      October 8, 2013 at 9:39 pm

      I’d go to Five Guys just for the fries. Pure awesomeness. Especially the Cajun Fries. And I always get a small because a) the small is pretty huge and 2) as you saw, you want to finish them before they get cold.
      .

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      • hardoxdan says

        October 9, 2013 at 12:53 am

        Five Guys suck. Their burgers are cooked extra-well done regardless of how I order.

        I want medium or medium-rare. They intentionally cook it about 4 minutes past the “done” stage, dried out shoe leather.

        I will cook mine at home, screw those zitsters. Never again.

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        • Phil Jett says

          October 9, 2013 at 8:38 am

          I agree. They are many local places with burgers much better than Five Guys around here that will cook it like you want for less. If I want a flat puck of a overcooked burger I will get it from some local fast food place off the value menu instead of paying 3x as much at 5G.

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          • Skippy in WV says

            May 1, 2014 at 11:58 pm

            If you’re in the Charley West area take a trip down 64 to Fat Pattys in Huntington on 3rd Ave, between the football stadium and the Cam Henderson Center.

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        • icecycle66 says

          October 9, 2013 at 1:13 pm

          If there is a CheeburgerCheeburger around you, go there.

          Five Guys might as well be McDonalds.

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          • John in the Gump says

            October 17, 2013 at 11:44 pm

            I have had both and think the fries pull 5G into the lead. We had a CheesburgerCheeseburger here, it closed and a 5G opened in its place. They’re too close for one to fail and the other to succeed. Milo’s, Backyard Burger both died but Red Robin kills most every night. Get the Barn Yard burger (the one with a fried egg), wierd but unbelieveably good.

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  9. T-STORM says

    October 9, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Hey folks click through Jeff’s Amazon Link to buy the following product. I wrote a review, I’d love some input.

    http://www.amazon.com/Comfortably-numb-deep-throat-spray/dp/B00BISLTNA/ref=cm_cr-mr-title

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    • John in the Gump says

      October 17, 2013 at 11:51 pm

      What the ever loving cluster,sideways,basket if you see kay? Customers also viewed …….fermented clitorial what. Good lord, what has happened to this world.

      Reply

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