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Fast Food Gone Horribly Wrong!

Surf Reporter Andrew recently ordered a Filet O Fish sandwich at a McDonald’s in Melbourne, Australia, and this is what was served to him.  It’s a catastrophic fast fast food failure of the highest order!

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  1. Amy says

    September 11, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich from Atlanta Bread Company once and got an avocado mush sandwich instead. UGH!

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  2. Jasmine says

    September 17, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    i once got a mini white dildo in my apple fries once hahaha! it was hilarious…..it turned on to. zzzzzzzzzzz!
    i think it was the lady i ordered it from put it in there by accident or was trying to hide it from her boss or something
    i left it in there till i got home and cleaned it and played with it
    i had fun
    i love fast food hahaha

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  3. JJax says

    September 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    WoW the fish was so small I thought they forgot to put it on…At first glance, it looks like a bun and a 1/2 slice of cheese!

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  4. rob towles says

    October 19, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    maybe it’s from a new strategy called budget meals.

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  5. D says

    August 6, 2011 at 11:58 am

    The cheese was not even cut it was ripped in halp look at the edges

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  6. D says

    August 6, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Sorry about the type o meant Half not halp.

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  7. soph says

    August 15, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Oh my god! You people complan WAY too much =) McD’s is AMAZING 😀 Well, it’s awful in bulgaria but english maccies is good =) Maybe it’s just the country you’re in =) you have crap cooks 😀 x

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    • M says

      August 17, 2011 at 1:25 am

      You’re probably some ugly, obese loser with no friends who eats 10 pounds of McDonalds every day. Also, learn to spell – ‘complan’ is not a word.

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      • Noway says

        December 15, 2011 at 12:41 am

        I’ll bet her English is better than your Bulgarian.

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  8. miguel says

    August 25, 2011 at 10:14 am

    here in portugal macdonalds is great .. ive never had anything bad in my food and if they forgot something they always give free stuff like fries or something .. i love macdonalds.

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  9. Toe-Knee says

    September 8, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    At least the bun is intact, and not squished with tell-tale marks of where fingers have been. That always turns my stomach!

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  10. Bobby says

    November 28, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Lol! At least you got the bottom bun! I was upset when I had to use a square piece of bread at home to finish my burger! (Holmesglen Maccas)

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  11. Iona says

    January 23, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    Who even orders a fillet o fish anyway?

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    • Phil Jett says

      March 11, 2013 at 7:38 pm

      All the damn Catholics during lent.

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      • potato says

        August 18, 2013 at 4:26 am

        i can agree with this, i worked mcdonalds for three years, lent is the hardest time of the year around here.

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  12. brandon w says

    April 11, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Twice have I gotten chinese food from a local restaurant only to find thin metal wire in the food. Obviously they use some sort of metal brush or pad to clean the pans but how does that end up in the food? I can’t count the number of times I pulled something out of my fast food and had to study it to figure out what it was. One time I had a mcdouble a pulled out a hard white roundish sort of object, it wasn’t plastic it was either a tooth or a piece of bone … lets hope it was a bone. I’m just glad I’ve never found something incredibly nasty in my food.

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    • potato says

      August 18, 2013 at 4:31 am

      bone, and peices of metal arent nasty?

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  13. Rick Taylor says

    January 5, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    The guy that makes the roast beef subs at Jimmy’s Pizza picks his nose when he’s putting the finishing touches on the grinder. We always leave a few extra cents for the boogers…..

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