Total fucks in series + movie: 3063
Cumulative series + movie FPM: 1.51
Total fucks in the movie: 83
Fucks Per Minute (FPM) in the movie: .78
Total fucks in Season Three: 1050
Average fucks per episode: 87.5
Cumulative Season Three FPM: 1.73
Total fucks in Season Two: 1099
Average fucks per episode: 91.6
Cumulative Season Two FPM: 1.76
Total fucks in Season One: 831
Average fucks per episode: 69.3
Cumulative Season One FPM: 1.23
Deadwood: The Movie
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 5
Minutes 20 thu 29: 4
Minutes 30 thru 39: 11
Minutes 40 thru 49: 17
Minutes 50 thru 59: 7
Minutes 60 thru 69: 5
Minutes 70 thru 79: 16
Minutes 80 thru 89: 5
Minutes 90 thru 99: 7
Minutes 100 thru 106: 2
Total fucks in the movie: 83
Fucks per minute (FPM): .78
*106 minutes
Cumulative fucks in series + movie: 3063
Cumulative series + movies FPM: 1.51
Total cocksuckers in the movie: 9
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 13.8 : 1
Episode Thirty-Six “Tell Him Something Pretty”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 10
Minutes 20 thru 29: 23
Minutes 30 thru 39: 31
Minutes 40 thru 49: 21
Total fucks in Episode Thirty-Six: 89
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.82
*49 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2980
Cumulative FPM: 1.56
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirty-Six: 1
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 89 : 1
Episode Thirty-Five “The Catbird Seat”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 21
Minutes 10 thru 19: 13
Minutes 20 thru 29: 23
Minutes 30 thru 39: 6
Minutes 40 thru 49: 7
Total fucks in Episode Thirty-Five: 70
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.43
*49 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2891
Cumulative FPM: 1.56
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirty-Five: 4
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 17.5 : 1
Episode Thirty-Four “A Constant Throb”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 11
Minutes 10 thru 19: 27
Minutes 20 thru 29: 24
Minutes 30 thru 39: 24
Minutes 40 thru 47: 22
Total fucks in Episode Thirty-Four: 108
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.30
*47 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2821
Cumulative FPM: 1.56
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirty-Four: 7
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 15.4 : 1
Episode Thirty-Three “Amateur Night”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 3
Minutes 10 thru 19: 16
Minutes 20 thru 29: 23
Minutes 30 thru 39: 9
Minutes 40 thru 50: 19
Total fucks in Episode Thirty-Three: 70
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.40
*50 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2713
Cumulative FPM: 1.54
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirty-Three: 12
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 5.8 : 1
Episode Thirty-Two “Leviathan Smiles”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 10
Minutes 10 thru 19: 30
Minutes 20 thru 29: 2
Minutes 30 thru 39: 13
Minutes 40 thru 49: 10
Minutes 50 thru 53: 2
Total fucks in Episode Thirty-Two: 67
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.26
*53 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2643
Cumulative FPM: 1.54
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirty-Two: 5
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 13.4 : 1
Episode Thirty-One “Unauthorized Cinnamon”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 9
Minutes 10 thru 19: 25
Minutes 20 thru 29: 12
Minutes 30 thru 39: 9
Minutes 40 thru 49: 19
Total fucks in Episode Thirty-One: 74
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.51
*49 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2576
Cumulative FPM: 1.55
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirty-One: 0
Episode Thirty “A Rich Find”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 13
Minutes 10 thru 19: 35
Minutes 20 thru 29: 24
Minutes 30 thru 39: 12
Minutes 40 thru 49: 19
Minutes 50 thru 52: 6
Total fucks in Episode Thirty: 109
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.10
*52 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2502
Cumulative FPM: 1.55
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirty: 5
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 21.8 : 1
Episode Twenty-Nine “A Two-Headed Beast”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 20
Minutes 10 thru 19: 14
Minutes 20 thru 29: 17
Minutes 30 thru 39: 10
Minutes 40 thru 49: 24
Minutes 50 thru 53: 8
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Nine: 93
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.75
*53 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2393
Cumulative FPM: 1.54
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Nine: 2
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 46.5 : 1
Episode Twenty-Eight “Full Faith And Credit”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 14
Minutes 10 thru 19: 37
Minutes 20 thru 29: 26
Minutes 30 thru 39: 15
Minutes 40 thru 49: 29
Minutes 50 thru 51: 16
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Eight: 137
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.69
*51 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2300
Cumulative FPM: 1.53
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Eight: 7
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 19.6 : 1
Episode Twenty-Seven “True Colors”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 15
Minutes 10 thru 19: 12
Minutes 20 thru 29: 27
Minutes 30 thru 39: 6
Minutes 40 thru 50: 5
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Seven: 65
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.30
*50 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2163
Cumulative FPM: 1.49
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Seven: 4
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 16.3 : 1
Episode Twenty-Six “I Am Not The Fine Man You Took Me For”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 18
Minutes 20 thru 29: 5
Minutes 30 thru 39: 21
Minutes 40 thru 49: 15
Minutes 50 thru 52: 3
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Six: 66
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.27
*52 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2098
Cumulative FPM: 1.49
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Six: 4
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 16.5 : 1
Episode Twenty-Five “Tell Your God To Ready For Blood”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 17
Minutes 20 thru 29: 30
Minutes 30 thru 39: 24
Minutes 40 thru 49: 19
Minutes 50 thru 52: 8
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Five: 102
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.96
*52 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2032
Cumulative FPM: 1.50
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Five: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 12.8 : 1
Episode Twenty-Four “Boy the Earth Talks To”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 13
Minutes 10 thru 19: 31
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 15
Minutes 40 thru 49: 11
Minutes 50 thru 57: 12
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Four: 93
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.63
*57 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1930
Cumulative FPM: 1.48
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Four: 7
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 13.3 : 1
Episode Twenty-Three “The Whores Can Come”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 13
Minutes 20 thru 29: 29
Minutes 30 thru 39: 10
Minutes 40 thru 46: 20
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Three: 76
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.65
*46 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1837
Cumulative FPM: 1.48
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Three: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 9.5 : 1
Episode Twenty-Two “Advances, None Miraculous”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 13
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 19
Minutes 30 thru 39: 8
Minutes 40 thru 50: 2
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Two: 62
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.24
*50 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1761
Cumulative FPM: 1.47
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Two: 7
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 8.86 : 1
Episode Twenty-One “Amalgamation and Capital”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 7
Minutes 10 thru 19: 27
Minutes 20 thru 29: 45
Minutes 30 thru 39: 14
Minutes 40 thru 48: 4
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-One: 97
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.02
*48 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1699
Cumulative FPM: 1.48
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-One: 5
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 19.4 : 1
Episode Twenty “Childish Things”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 9
Minutes 10 thru 19: 8
Minutes 20 thru 29: 16
Minutes 30 thru 39: 14
Minutes 40 thru 49: 34
minutes 50 thru 51: 2
Total fucks in Episode Twenty: 83
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.63
*51 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1602
Cumulative FPM: 1.46
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty: 5
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 16.6 : 1
Episode Nineteen “E.B. Was Left Out”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 6
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 17
Minutes 30 thru 39: 19
Minutes 40 thru 50: 51
Total fucks in Episode Nineteen: 113
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.26
*50 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1519
Cumulative FPM: 1.45
Total cocksuckers in Episode Nineteen: 4
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 28.3 : 1
Episode Eighteen “Something Very Expensive”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 7
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 26
Minutes 30 thru 39: 17
Minutes 40 thru 49: 23
Minutes 50 thru 57: 5
Total fucks in Episode Eighteen: 98
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.72
*57 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1406
Cumulative FPM: 1.41
Total cocksuckers in Episode Eighteen: 9
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 10.9 : 1
Episode Seventeen “Complications”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 11
Minutes 10 thru 19: 6
Minutes 20 thru 29: 17
Minutes 30 thru 39: 49
Minutes 40 thru 49: 29
Minutes 50 thru 57: 9
Total fucks in Episode Seventeen: 121
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.12
*57 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1308
Cumulative FPM: 1.39
Total cocksuckers in Episode Seventeen: 6
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 20.1 : 1
Episode Sixteen “Requiem For A Gleet”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 5
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 18
Minutes 40 thru 49: 21
Minutes 50 thru 52: 13
Total fucks in Episode Sixteen: 88
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.69
*52 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1187
Cumulative FPM: 1.34
Total cocksuckers in Episode Sixteen: 14
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 6.3 : 1
Episode Fifteen “New Money”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 6
Minutes 10 thru 19: 1
Minutes 20 thru 29: 24
Minutes 30 thru 39: 19
Minutes 40 thru 49: 26
Minutes 50 thru 58: 15
Total fucks in Episode Fifteen: 91
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.57
*58 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1099
Cumulative FPM: 1.32
Total cocksuckers in Episode Fifteen: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 11.4 : 1
Episode Fourteen “A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 2”
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 11
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 16
Minutes 30 thru 39: 36
Minutes 40 thru 50: 29
Total fucks in Episode Fourteen: 111
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.22
*50 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1008
Cumulative FPM: 1.30
Total cocksuckers in Episode Fourteen: 15
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 7.4 : 1
Episode Thirteen “A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 1”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 16
Minutes 30 thru 39: 22
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4
Total fucks in Episode Thirteen: 66
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.35
*49 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 897
Cumulative FPM: 1.24
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirteen: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 8.25 : 1
Episode Twelve “Sold Under Sin”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 1
Minutes 10 thru 19: 18
Minutes 20 thru 29: 6
Minutes 30 thru 39: 10
Minutes 40 thru 49: 2
Minutes 50 thru 60: 4
Total fucks in Episode Twelve: 41
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.683
Cumulative fucks in series: 831
Cumulative FPM: 1.23
Episode Eleven “Jewel’s Boot Is Made For Walking”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 7
Minutes 10 thru 19: 7
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 13
Minutes 40 thru 49: 6
Minutes 50 thru 60: 59
Total fucks in Episode Eleven: 103
Fucks per minute (FPM): 1.72
Cumulative fucks in series: 790
Cumulative FPM: 1.28
Episode Ten “Mr. Wu”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 10
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 26
Minutes 30 thru 39: 48
Minutes 40 thru 49: 27
Minutes 50 thru 54: 3
Total fucks in Episode Ten: 133
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.46
*54 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 687
Cumulative FPM: 1.24
Episode Nine “No Other Sons Or Daughters”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 9
Minutes 10 thru 19: 22
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 31
Minutes 40 thru 49: 2
Minutes 50 thru 58: 13
Total fucks in Episode Nine: 88
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.52
*58 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 554
Cumulative FPM: 1.11
Episode Eight “Suffer The Little Children”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 18
Minutes 10 thru 19: 26
Minutes 20 thru 29: 8
Minutes 30 thru 39: 11
Minutes 40 thru 49: 24
Minutes 50 thru 55: 5
Total fucks in Episode Eight: 92
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.67
*55 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 466
Cumulative FPM: 1.05
Episode Seven “Bullock Returns To The Camp”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 3
Minutes 10 thru 19: 21
Minutes 20 thru 29: 10
Minutes 30 thru 39: 8
Minutes 40 thru 50: 25
Total fucks in Episode Seven: 67
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.34
*50 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 374
Cumulative FPM: 0.964
Episode Six “Plague”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 12
Minutes 30 thru 39: 23
Minutes 40 thru 49: 10
Minutes 50 thru 51: 9
Total fucks in Episode Six: 77
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.51
*51 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 307
Cumulative FPM: 0.908
Episode Five “The Trial Of Jack McCall”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 10
Minutes 10 thru 19: 5
Minutes 20 thru 29: 7
Minutes 30 thru 39: 8
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4
Minutes 50 thru 55: 6
Total fucks in Episode Five: 40
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 0.727
*55 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 230
Cumulative FPM: 0.801
Episode Four “Here Was A Man”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 3
Minutes 20 thru 29: 3
Minutes 30 thru 39: 12
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4
Minutes 50 thru 52: 0
Total fucks in Episode Four: 26
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.433
Cumulative fucks in series: 190
Cumulative FPM: 0.819
Episode Three “Reconnoitering the Rim”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 5
Minutes 10 thru 19: 12
Minutes 20 thru 29: 20
Minutes 30 thru 39: 6
Minutes 40 thru 49: 11
Minutes 50 thru 52: 6
Total fucks in Episode Three: 60
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.15
* 52 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 164
Cumulative FPM: 0.953
Episode Two “Deep Water”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 3
Minutes 10 thru 19: 4
Minutes 20 thru 29: 14
Minutes 30 thru 39: 16
Minutes 40 thru 49: 7
Minutes 50 thru 60: 5
Total fucks in Episode Two: 49
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.817
Cumulative fucks in series: 104
Cumulative FPM: 0.867
Episode One “Deadwood”
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 12
Minutes 10 thru 19: 9
Minutes 20 thru 29: 3
Minutes 30 thru 39: 21
Minutes 40 thru 49: 9
Minutes 50 thru 60: 1
Total fucks in Episode One: 55
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.917
Cumulative fucks in series: 55
Cumulative FPM: 0.917