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Caption Contest: The Costco Pointer!

November 1, 2018 By Jeff 14 Comments

I snapped this photo on Saturday at Costco. The dude had an interesting look, right? I thought he was a perfect candidate for the Big Swollen Gallery of Street Photography that resides mostly inside my phone and in text messages to my brother. Then, as I was about to capture the moment, he pointed in an exceedingly theatrical manner. I have no idea what was going on, and can offer no additional information.

I was hoping you guys could provide some captions for the photo? Use the comments section. Thanks in advance!

Also, I posted a new episode of the podcast today. Right here. This is your summary:

Since it’s kinda Halloweenish outside, I thought I’d share a rundown of my favorite scary movies. These are right off the top o’ my tiny Duke head; I did no advance Googlin’ or anything like that. So, I undoubtedly forgot some. But these are the ones that immediately jumped to mind. Some are predictable, and some are not. I hope you guys enjoy my picks, as well as the many barely-related jags I launch into, as usual. Thanks for the support! Thanks for listening!

I know it’s a predictable subject: a list of favorite horror movies around Halloween. But it’s not… you know, normal. It feels like a solid episode. I hope you agree.

Finally, since it’s November 1 I thought I’d remind you folks that Bourbon Season is now officially underway. It runs, as you know, from Halloween night through New Years Eve. To be perfectly honest, I don’t participate anymore. I’ve never been a liquor kind of guy, and it just doesn’t appeal at this point. But that doesn’t mean you can’t. Have at it! Enjoy your Bourbon Season. Also, I’m going to start reminding you to please use one of our Amazon links while doing your holiday shopping this year. Just click on through, shop as normal, and they’ll siphon off a small percentage of whatever you spend and send it to me. It costs you nothing extra, and helps me a great deal. Just follow the red arrow to the bottom of this and every update, click through the appropriate link, and go completely wild with it. Buy something like this. There’s free shipping!

And I’ll see you guys again on Monday.

Have yourselves a great weekend!

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  1. Limey says

    November 1, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    “That’s a big ass box of those candy lures I keep in my van”

    Reply
  2. The Mole says

    November 1, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    And over there is the clothing section, may I recommend something in red?

    Reply
  3. chill says

    November 1, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    But, soft! What light through yonder skylight breaks?

    Reply
  4. Phil Jett says

    November 1, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Fuck honey look! That lady on the scissor lift has a Smoking Fish T-shirt. I wonder if that could be Kenju?

    Reply
  5. Sebastian Valmont says

    November 1, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    “Please fetch me that red hat, my son, over yonder. Then my outfit will be complete.”

    Reply
  6. Buck Naked says

    November 2, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    Hey!! We need that for the meth lab!

    Reply
  7. Alley_Cat says

    November 2, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    Look hon, the pumpkin spice estrogen for me is in season.

    Reply
  8. Mookie325 says

    November 2, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Obviously practicing his Mister Universe pose.

    Reply
  9. johnthebasket says

    November 3, 2018 at 4:19 am

    Daylight Time Cinquain

    remember to
    spring back
    and
    fall ahead
    occasionally

    .
    jtb

    Reply
    • johnthebasket says

      November 3, 2018 at 4:25 am

      Yeah, this isn’t related to any known QOD, but there was a question mark at the end of a sentence that wasn’t a question, and it threw me off.

      jtb

      Reply
      • Clueless says

        November 3, 2018 at 8:19 am

        Nah, I can feel Jeff’s doubt at our ability to provide captions, so I understand the punctuation?

        Reply
        • johnthebasket says

          November 3, 2018 at 2:41 pm

          Do you!

          jtb

          Reply
  10. Unclerickles says

    November 4, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    I’ll be in beer cooler, get what You want!

    Reply
  11. Beefcake says

    November 6, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Look! There’s fucking Waldo!

    Reply

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