Just watch out for that table corner when you’re sitting down. And you might want to use a dribble tarp while eating Hot Pockets on the throne. Molten hot cheese and a tucked wang do not mix.
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Just watch out for that table corner when you’re sitting down. And you might want to use a dribble tarp while eating Hot Pockets on the throne. Molten hot cheese and a tucked wang do not mix.
Imagine your roommate coming in to pop a bag of popcorn while you’re dropping a deuce.
OMG LOL, well the smell of micorowave popcorn will mask the smell at least!
Heated toilet paper!
I shudder to think what’s in those drawers… toilet paper, charmin ass wipes, condoms, tampons and Orville Redenbacher.
I was in a washroom today… that had a piano in it. I did take photographic proof. No, it was not in a home, so it isn’t quite top level LOL.
Shoot. With the new bingo posting regime I missed a Fugs reference yesterday. It’s two or three posts ago now, and might as well have happened during the reign of Ramses II. I guess I need to keep up better.
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What it that lever by the toilet? Is that how it flushes? Just like a slot machine at the casino! Fun!
That is an ergonomic plunger. My wife bought one like that with the bent handle for me to assist with my monster turds.
Sounds like ergonomic turds would save everyone money and time!
I sincerely hope that you mean “to assist with getting my monster turds down the toilet.”
The simple “to assist with my monster turds” has an extremely unfortunate visualization. And I don’t think a plunger can develop that much vacuum in any case.
I should have said to get them back up and broken apart to get them all the way down.
Where’s the TP hanging? Maybe it’s in the drawer?
I picture a full size turkey in the microwave, with temperature probe inserted, a guy sitting there grunting one out, peeking around the front of the microwave, checking to see how the turkey is coming along. Oh, the possibilities with this type of setup are endless.
“Who peed in the microwave”?