I see your flaming tuba playing skateboarder and raise you Darth Vader dressed in a kilt, riding a unicycle while playing flaming bagpipes. Keep Portland weird indeed.
I don’t think so, but there are at least five down since the piece was published, including the indomitable Levon Helm. There are probably others gone too. I’m not saying that Jeff needs another job; I’m just saying somebody should keep track.
If you’re still looking for traffic, searching for “Woodstock death” or “Woodstock survivors” puts the WVSR on the first page of Google results. I don’t know how to tell how many people search for this stuff. Trying, as always, to help….
Is this what 40 year old unemployed beer-gut guys do all day?
Maybe he will fall down and break his leg and get on disability so I can pay more taxes for one more asshole who sits at home drinking beer, smoking weed, watching Oprah, and filling out his food stamp extension papers.
What a coincidence! That’s what I do on Mondays!
First successful backside, goofy-footed, flaming tuba McTwist ever documented on film…. now everyone does it.
If he were alive today, this would be booked on Ed Sullivan.
What a flamer
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I see your flaming tuba playing skateboarder and raise you Darth Vader dressed in a kilt, riding a unicycle while playing flaming bagpipes. Keep Portland weird indeed.
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/2179915/keep-portland-weird
Jeff…
I make no attempt to define the scope of your job, but I don’t think anybody else is keeping an up-to-date list of the Woodstock Death Count.
John
Is there a new member of the Casket Club?
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I don’t think so, but there are at least five down since the piece was published, including the indomitable Levon Helm. There are probably others gone too. I’m not saying that Jeff needs another job; I’m just saying somebody should keep track.
jtb
Jeff…
If you’re still looking for traffic, searching for “Woodstock death” or “Woodstock survivors” puts the WVSR on the first page of Google results. I don’t know how to tell how many people search for this stuff. Trying, as always, to help….
jtb
Is this what 40 year old unemployed beer-gut guys do all day?
Maybe he will fall down and break his leg and get on disability so I can pay more taxes for one more asshole who sits at home drinking beer, smoking weed, watching Oprah, and filling out his food stamp extension papers.
Damn kids.
just keep on drinking that kool aid
You forgot to yell at him to “Get Off My Lawn!”
At least tuba lessons are fairly inexpensive, so he’s got that going for him.