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Blues Singers in the Kitchen!

August 17, 2010 By Jeff 110 Comments

Hello Surf Reporters!

I need your help with something: a questionable new project I’m starting today.  Or re-starting, to be more precise, since I made a stab at it once before and didn’t follow-through…  Go figure.

Anyway, over the next couple of months, or so, I’d like for us to come up with names for a whole bunch o’ fictional blues singers, based on items and activities associated with each room of an average house.

For instance, the kitchen.  That’s where we’ll start today.  Then, at some random point in the future (possibly a day when I’m pressed for time – ahem) I’ll ask for another room.  And eventually we’ll have a whole houseful of fake blues singers!  Pretty cool, huh?

When we’re finished, I’d like to have a page showing the architectural plans for a house, with a link in each room leading to the corresponding list of Surf Reporter suggestions.  See where I’m going with this?  I think it could be great.

And when we’re done with blues singers, maybe we can do baseball players in the workplace, or something?  But let’s not get ahead of ourselves…  Today we’re dealing with blues singers in the kitchen.  Just blues singers… and just the kitchen.  OK?

I’ve listed a few of my own suggestions below, and you talented folks can take it from there.

  • Walter “Salad Spinner” Jones
  • John “Big Whisk” Anderson
  • The Slotted Spoon
  • James “Bisquik” Jefferson
  • Little Bundt Pan Willie
  • Larry “Egg Cups” Watson
  • Easy Cheese McGee
  • Hydrox Joe Hunter
  • Lucille “Melon Balls” Wheatstraw
  • Dishrag Sam
  • Bastin’ Thomas
  • Poultry Seasoning Taylor
  • Al “Cutting Board” Perkins
  • Wanda “Toaster Strudel” Musselwhite

Thanks, as always, for your participation and ridiculousness.  I’ll be back tomorrow with a real update.

See ya then!

More singers:  Blues Singers in the Garage!

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  1. Son Of Sam says

    August 18, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Yea my youngest secret is 24 he has been a big Beatle fan all his life, I think I’m more excited for him than me….well maybe not.

    Reply
  2. Ed says

    August 18, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    Harry “Corn” Holer

    Reply
  3. Dawn says

    August 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Charles “Cheese Grater” Jones.

    Reply
  4. Aaron says

    August 18, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    Charles “Mashed Potato” Johnson (Metalocalypse)
    Sam “Deep Fried” Daniels
    Charles “Corn Chowder” Grant

    Reply
  5. t-storm says

    August 19, 2010 at 12:38 am

    Dave “Garlic Press” Campbell

    Reply
  6. ChicagoRoe says

    August 19, 2010 at 8:59 am

    Vergil “vent hood” Clemens
    Kyle “percolator” Jones

    Reply
  7. t-storm says

    August 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    ChicagoRoe, those are stupid. Just kidding.

    Roofus “

    Reply
  8. t-storm says

    August 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Damn, I hit the submit button on accident. But Roofus ” works for me.

    Reply
  9. bino in nh says

    August 20, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Bobby “Tea Balls” Thornton
    Henry “self Cleaning” Hinkle
    “Cast Iron” Hank Wilson
    Goober “Corn Meal” White
    “Teflon” Tommy Bradley
    Sam “Swiffer” Polidue
    Sonny “SHamwow” Ferguson

    Reply
  10. Lucie in Tampa says

    October 19, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Tony “Skillet” Conte
    (ha ha actual friend)

    Jason “Bubba Q” Patterson

    Reply
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