Hello Surf Reporters!
It’s time, once again, to create a whole mess o’ fictional blues singers, based on a specific area of the home. And that seems pretty damn weird, when I type it out like that… Anyway, I’d like to tackle the garage this time, and will get the ball rolling with a few suggestions of my own. Then you guys can tap into your own unique uniqueness, and help close out the category. I have no doubt it’ll be great.
So, let’s do this thing:
- Otis “Bug Remover” Hawkins
- Big Grass Bag Stewart
- Dennis “Oil Stain” Boyd
- Eugene “Nut Driver” Moss
- Blind Garden Weasel Wallace
- Valve Stem Red
- Faded Plastic Santa
- Henry “Illegal Jarts” Shaw
- Arvella “Sledding Disc” Howell
- Jesse “Banana Seat” Delaney
- Charlie “Hose Hanger” Lockwood
And now it’s your turn! Use the comments section below. And also have a great rest of the weekend.
I’ll see you guys again on Monday.
More singers: Blues Singers in the Kitchen!
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Dead Spider Simmons
Willie the Tarp
Chicken Wire Jenkins
Two Cycle Clyde
Charlie “the Chipmunk” Benson
Tommy the Tomato Stake
Irwin “Breaker Box” Washington
“Brake Fluid” Fantoon
R.D. “Catpiss” Bacon
Milo “Workbench” Calhoon
Beavis “ain’t got no garage” Bumpkin
Right there with Nova, no garage – a shop and a carport.
From the carport:
Nelly “mosquito spray” Flemm
“lighter fluid” Johnson
And the shop:
Joe “old beer bottle” Comstock
“Sawhorse” Jones
Althea “miscellaneous screws and nails all over the place” Mullins
Willy “weed-b-gone” Taylor
Billy “golf shoes” Johnson (see what I did there)
Jimmie “beer fridge” James
Roger “roof pitch” Dawson
Eddie “it’s too cold to ride my Scout” Williams
Go Bengals!
Bobby “Junk Drawers” Davis
Patty “C-Clamp” Hughes
Lefty “Tool Box” McCabe
“C-Clamp”…nice.
Like a “snapper”.
Clarence “Honey Do” Jackson
IMHO….Today is THE day to watch baseball! Phillies and Braves and then the Giants and Padres. So much riding on these two, last games of the regular season.
Go Padres, Go Braves……
Richard “stack of dead bodies” Jones
Larry “meth lab” Childs
Bugsy “moonshine” Laroux
Jake “feral cat” Butler
Johnny “secret jack off parlor” Exley
Ole Larry Childs I think I have seen him around town. Is he out of jail again ! …….That’s one of the best. Sad but true.
Are Johnny “secret jack off parlor” Exley and Mike “Penthouse Stash” Honeycutt part of a team rythm section?
“Tetherball” Ted Thompson
Vern “The Tire Pump” Parsons
Dr. Sam “Grill Scraper” McGee
Sally “Sawdust” Calhoun
Monroe “Assless Chaps” Spellman
Jonsey “Superlube” Sullivan
Clievis “Fishin Rod” Hitch
Hank “Roundup” Reams
Hollis “Dog Food” Wiggins
Saw Primus last night in Chicago…awesome show.
Padres fade and wait until next year. Braves get the NL wild card and the Yankees get the AL wild card. Giants win NL pennant and theTampa Bay Rays win the AL pennant.
There’s your goddamn box scores for today!
I’m gonna need more Beer Nuts around here.
Wille “Washing Machine” Washington – plays the washboard, of course.
Gary “Garden Hose” McKenna
“Ice Spud” Taylor
T.R. “Sledgehammer” Moore – always plays with Limping Tommy Jones
“Stepladder” Billy Taft
Jimmy “Wheelbarrow” Wilson
John “BB” Gunn
Ralph “Rafters” Rafferty
reply, reply. et tu, Chuck? I’m here on the line, singing these songs myself…
They won’t get me I won’t reply
They won’t get me I won’t reply
They won’t get me I won’t reply
‘Till the day I die
‘Till the day I die
jtb
OB12 (“We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things.” Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, Chosin Reservoir, 1950)
“Come Along” Clarence
Augustus “Flymo” Jackson
“Radial Arm Saw” Stevens
Mary ‘The Chainsaw’ McDade
Angus ‘Bag Full of Wires’ Moon
Bob ‘Felling Axe’ Paterson
Harry ‘the Hatchet’ Flynn
Alice ‘Claw Hammer’ McGlinchey
-Petey “pipe dope” Peters
-Billie “got no garage, but down in the basement blues” Boswell
-Mickey “monkey wrench” Michaels
-Donny “WD-40” Smith
-“Duct Tape” Jones
-Jimmy “Vise Grip” Johnson
Rounding out the rear here…literally, if you saw me. ha…
“Allen Wrench” Tummins
Chucky “Battery Charger” Clifton
Felicia “Flower Pot” Portico
Mikey “B.A.B” Buford…..”Bad Ass Bike”
Stella “Stollen Streen Sign” Stewart
Hi guys,
If you like good music played by excellent DJ’s you should check out BBC Radio 6 on the web/net.
It really is rather fucking good!
Jenny “Fly Paper” Adams
Will “This Product Contains A Chemical Known To The State of California To Cause Cancer” Otis
Clyde “Dead Hooker” Dexter
Stanley The Power Drill
“Piss Bottle” Thompkins
“Bigass Possum” Watson
James “Wood Chipper” Whirley
Damn, I almost missed these. Where was I yesterday?
Cooter ‘Coon Trap’ Collins
Oh. My. Gawd. You guys are KILLING me. Everytime I think I have a favorite, someone comes up with something else. Too funny. Must go re-apply mascara now.
Happy Tuesday, Surfers!
Donnie “Dogfood” Golden
“Wrenchin'” Willie Hammer
“Bolts” Dugan
Murray “Busted Transmission” Malloy
Billy “Hole in My Bucket” Steadman
Arnie “Air Gun” Arnette
“Impact” Imogene Vance
Vinnie “VCR Parts” Lerosa
Lou “Log Chain” Finney
Ray “Retractable Light Cord” Jones
Tommy “Tool Box” Taylor
Funky Frankie “Fart Stench Couch Cushion” Futura
Charlie “The Carbeurator” McCoy
Sammy “Snooker Cue” Williamson
Henry “Hot sauce” Franklin
Diana ” Dishrag” Roberts
Francis “Fap Fap Fap” Fitzsimmons
Pauly “Pus Flow” Michaels
Dick “Weasel Nuts” Eisenberg