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Blues Singers in the Garage!

October 2, 2010 By Jeff 95 Comments

Hello Surf Reporters!

It’s time, once again, to create a whole mess o’ fictional blues singers, based on a specific area of the home.  And that seems pretty damn weird, when I type it out like that…  Anyway, I’d like to tackle the garage this time, and will get the ball rolling with a few suggestions of my own.  Then you guys can tap into your own unique uniqueness, and help close out the category.  I have no doubt it’ll be great.

So, let’s do this thing:

  • Otis “Bug Remover” Hawkins
  • Big Grass Bag Stewart
  • Dennis “Oil Stain” Boyd
  • Eugene “Nut Driver” Moss
  • Blind Garden Weasel Wallace
  • Valve Stem Red
  • Faded Plastic Santa
  • Henry “Illegal Jarts” Shaw
  • Arvella “Sledding Disc” Howell
  • Jesse “Banana Seat” Delaney
  • Charlie “Hose Hanger” Lockwood

And now it’s your turn!  Use the comments section below.  And also have a great rest of the weekend.

I’ll see you guys again on Monday.

More singers:  Blues Singers in the Kitchen!

Now playing in the bunker

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  1. JCIII says

    October 3, 2010 at 3:26 am

    Good Morning Surf Reporters….

    Dead Spider Simmons
    Willie the Tarp
    Chicken Wire Jenkins
    Two Cycle Clyde
    Charlie “the Chipmunk” Benson
    Tommy the Tomato Stake

    Reply
  2. johnthebasket says

    October 3, 2010 at 6:17 am

    Irwin “Breaker Box” Washington

    “Brake Fluid” Fantoon

    R.D. “Catpiss” Bacon

    Milo “Workbench” Calhoon

    Reply
  3. Nova says

    October 3, 2010 at 8:44 am

    Beavis “ain’t got no garage” Bumpkin

    Reply
  4. Malcolm says

    October 3, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Right there with Nova, no garage – a shop and a carport.

    From the carport:

    Nelly “mosquito spray” Flemm

    “lighter fluid” Johnson

    And the shop:

    Joe “old beer bottle” Comstock

    “Sawhorse” Jones

    Althea “miscellaneous screws and nails all over the place” Mullins

    Reply
  5. WB in OH says

    October 3, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Willy “weed-b-gone” Taylor
    Billy “golf shoes” Johnson (see what I did there)
    Jimmie “beer fridge” James
    Roger “roof pitch” Dawson
    Eddie “it’s too cold to ride my Scout” Williams

    Go Bengals!

    Reply
  6. dto says

    October 3, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Bobby “Junk Drawers” Davis

    Patty “C-Clamp” Hughes

    Lefty “Tool Box” McCabe

    Reply
    • icecycle66 says

      October 3, 2010 at 2:29 pm

      “C-Clamp”…nice.

      Like a “snapper”.

      Reply
  7. WV.Hillbilly says

    October 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    Clarence “Honey Do” Jackson

    Reply
  8. dto says

    October 3, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    IMHO….Today is THE day to watch baseball! Phillies and Braves and then the Giants and Padres. So much riding on these two, last games of the regular season.

    Go Padres, Go Braves……

    Reply
  9. Jason says

    October 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Richard “stack of dead bodies” Jones
    Larry “meth lab” Childs
    Bugsy “moonshine” Laroux
    Jake “feral cat” Butler
    Johnny “secret jack off parlor” Exley

    Reply
    • Jenny Piccalo says

      October 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm

      Ole Larry Childs I think I have seen him around town. Is he out of jail again ! …….That’s one of the best. Sad but true.

      Reply
  10. icecycle66 says

    October 3, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Are Johnny “secret jack off parlor” Exley and Mike “Penthouse Stash” Honeycutt part of a team rythm section?

    Reply
  11. Kelly from Iowa says

    October 3, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    “Tetherball” Ted Thompson
    Vern “The Tire Pump” Parsons
    Dr. Sam “Grill Scraper” McGee
    Sally “Sawdust” Calhoun

    Reply
  12. Uncle_Wedgie says

    October 3, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Monroe “Assless Chaps” Spellman
    Jonsey “Superlube” Sullivan
    Clievis “Fishin Rod” Hitch
    Hank “Roundup” Reams
    Hollis “Dog Food” Wiggins

    Reply
  13. Brittney says

    October 3, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Saw Primus last night in Chicago…awesome show.

    Reply
  14. dto says

    October 3, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Padres fade and wait until next year. Braves get the NL wild card and the Yankees get the AL wild card. Giants win NL pennant and theTampa Bay Rays win the AL pennant.

    There’s your goddamn box scores for today!

    I’m gonna need more Beer Nuts around here.

    Reply
  15. Jorge says

    October 4, 2010 at 2:37 am

    Wille “Washing Machine” Washington – plays the washboard, of course.

    Gary “Garden Hose” McKenna

    “Ice Spud” Taylor

    T.R. “Sledgehammer” Moore – always plays with Limping Tommy Jones

    “Stepladder” Billy Taft

    Jimmy “Wheelbarrow” Wilson

    John “BB” Gunn

    Ralph “Rafters” Rafferty

    Reply
  16. johnthebasket says

    October 4, 2010 at 6:17 am

    reply, reply. et tu, Chuck? I’m here on the line, singing these songs myself…

    They won’t get me I won’t reply
    They won’t get me I won’t reply
    They won’t get me I won’t reply
    ‘Till the day I die
    ‘Till the day I die

    jtb
    OB12 (“We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things.” Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, Chosin Reservoir, 1950)

    Reply
  17. Rat Bastard says

    October 4, 2010 at 7:38 am

    “Come Along” Clarence
    Augustus “Flymo” Jackson
    “Radial Arm Saw” Stevens

    Reply
  18. Ian the Errolite says

    October 4, 2010 at 7:59 am

    Mary ‘The Chainsaw’ McDade
    Angus ‘Bag Full of Wires’ Moon
    Bob ‘Felling Axe’ Paterson
    Harry ‘the Hatchet’ Flynn
    Alice ‘Claw Hammer’ McGlinchey

    Reply
  19. root 66 says

    October 4, 2010 at 9:17 am

    -Petey “pipe dope” Peters
    -Billie “got no garage, but down in the basement blues” Boswell
    -Mickey “monkey wrench” Michaels
    -Donny “WD-40” Smith
    -“Duct Tape” Jones
    -Jimmy “Vise Grip” Johnson

    Reply
  20. bikerchick says

    October 4, 2010 at 9:56 am

    Rounding out the rear here…literally, if you saw me. ha…

    “Allen Wrench” Tummins
    Chucky “Battery Charger” Clifton
    Felicia “Flower Pot” Portico
    Mikey “B.A.B” Buford…..”Bad Ass Bike”
    Stella “Stollen Streen Sign” Stewart

    Reply
  21. Ian the Errolite says

    October 4, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Hi guys,
    If you like good music played by excellent DJ’s you should check out BBC Radio 6 on the web/net.
    It really is rather fucking good!

    Reply
  22. dto says

    October 4, 2010 at 11:18 am

    Jenny “Fly Paper” Adams

    Reply
  23. Dave's not here, man says

    October 4, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Will “This Product Contains A Chemical Known To The State of California To Cause Cancer” Otis

    Clyde “Dead Hooker” Dexter

    Stanley The Power Drill

    “Piss Bottle” Thompkins

    “Bigass Possum” Watson

    Reply
  24. Jerry in Wv says

    October 4, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    James “Wood Chipper” Whirley

    Reply
  25. Jimbo in Texas says

    October 4, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Damn, I almost missed these. Where was I yesterday?

    Cooter ‘Coon Trap’ Collins

    Reply
  26. Knucklehead says

    October 5, 2010 at 4:21 am

    Oh. My. Gawd. You guys are KILLING me. Everytime I think I have a favorite, someone comes up with something else. Too funny. Must go re-apply mascara now.

    Happy Tuesday, Surfers!

    Reply
  27. Buck says

    October 5, 2010 at 8:45 am

    Donnie “Dogfood” Golden
    “Wrenchin'” Willie Hammer
    “Bolts” Dugan
    Murray “Busted Transmission” Malloy
    Billy “Hole in My Bucket” Steadman
    Arnie “Air Gun” Arnette
    “Impact” Imogene Vance
    Vinnie “VCR Parts” Lerosa
    Lou “Log Chain” Finney
    Ray “Retractable Light Cord” Jones
    Tommy “Tool Box” Taylor
    Funky Frankie “Fart Stench Couch Cushion” Futura
    Charlie “The Carbeurator” McCoy

    Reply
  28. paul says

    October 7, 2010 at 2:57 am

    Sammy “Snooker Cue” Williamson
    Henry “Hot sauce” Franklin
    Diana ” Dishrag” Roberts
    Francis “Fap Fap Fap” Fitzsimmons
    Pauly “Pus Flow” Michaels
    Dick “Weasel Nuts” Eisenberg

    Reply
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