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February 2023 (1)
- 19: I Didn’t Get To Sleep At All Last Night (16)
January 2023 (1)
- 19: A Few Quick Things, vol. 21 (14)
August 2022 (1)
- 21: What Are Your Thoughts On Retirement? (45)
June 2022 (1)
- 11: I Bashed My Knee On Saturday And It Hurt Like A Sumbitch! What’s The Worst Pain You’ve Experienced? (30)
April 2022 (1)
- 12: The Best Bang For The Buck In All Of Fast Food! (41)
March 2022 (2)
- 12: 15 Random Photos From Our Florida Trip (Plus One) (10)
- 04: Do You Have Any Florida Experiences? Please Tell Us About Them (16)
February 2022 (1)
- 16: A Few Quick Things, vol. 49 (9)
January 2022 (2)
- 14: I Don’t Generally Share Videos, But Today I’m Breaking My Own Rules (10)
- 04: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience, Or Anything Of The Sort? (21)
December 2021 (2)
- 22: A Few Quick Things, vol. 139 (12)
- 03: What Are Your Favorite Midnight Snacks? (29)
November 2021 (1)
- 17: Who’s This Liver-Lipped Root Vegetable-Headed Sumbitch? (27)
October 2021 (1)
- 25: Scary Shit On The Roads! (29)
September 2021 (2)
- 29: Where Were You In Some Random Year? Vol. 1 (20)
- 09: I Don’t Want To Jinx Myself, But I Have Very Little Experience With Car Crashes. What About You? (34)
August 2021 (1)
- 06: Now That EVERYBODY Is On Tour Again, Have You Bought Any Tickets? (39)
July 2021 (1)
- 15: What Are Your Thoughts On The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet? (18)
May 2021 (2)
- 31: I Need Your Feedback On Hot Dogs And Hamburgers (45)
- 04: What’s The One Craziest Thing You Witnessed At Each Of Your Jobs? (23)
April 2021 (3)
- 25: How Far From Your Childhood Home Do You Live? (40)
- 16: In Celebration Of Cussing, Cursing, Swearing And The Use Of Foul Language! (41)
- 02: What Did You Have For Lunch Today? I Tried The New KFC Chicken Sandwich (39)
March 2021 (4)
- 26: What Were You Doing On March 9, 1999? (30)
- 19: In Celebration Of The Cheap-Ass Swill Beers! (32)
- 12: Do You Always Make Your Bed? And Other Assorted Questions Related To Sleep (21)
- 05: I’m Going To Need Your Opinions On Pizza (46)
February 2021 (4)
- 26: A Few Quick Things, vol. 88 (29)
- 19: Check In: How’s The Weather Where You Are? (37)
- 12: Have You Ever Experienced Sleep Paralysis? It’s Some Scary Shit! (24)
- 04: A Few Quick Things, vol. 33 (32)
January 2021 (4)
- 26: Have You Ever Won Anything Significant While Gambling? (13)
- 18: What Type Of House Would $250,000 Buy Where You Currently Live? (29)
- 13: Have You Cut The Cord? Would You Recommend It? (31)
- 05: Remember When Shopping Malls Used To Be Kinda Fun? (22)
December 2020 (3)
- 15: Are You A Collector? What Do You Collect? Tell Us About It (15)
- 08: The Good Vegetables vs. The Bad Vegetables! (16)
- 01: I Feel Like I’m The Oldest Person In Every Situation (29)
November 2020 (2)
- 16: We Haven’t Had Any Heat At Our House Since Thursday Evening! (46)
- 01: Guest Post From Producer Zipp: Nixon On The Moon (13)
October 2020 (4)
- 27: What’s The Craziest Thing You Ever Witnessed At A Party? (14)
- 13: A Few Quick Things, vol. 50 (10)
- 09: Some Photos From Our Just-Ended Myrtle Beach Trip! (4)
- 09: New Podcast Episode Available: Hosted By Producer Zipp! (0)
September 2020 (3)
- 30: I’ll Be Back In About A Week And A Half
- 21: Recommendation: My All-Time Favorite Rock n Roll Quantum Physics Movie (22)
- 14: What Do You Think Would Be The Pros And Cons Of Standing Nine Feet Tall? (19)
August 2020 (3)
- 31: Random Notes From The Bunker, vol. 81 (26)
- 17: The Younger Boy Is Going Away To College And I’m Freaking Out A Bit (17)
- 03: What Sounds Cause You To Wince And Grimace? (30)
July 2020 (1)
- 06: Are You A Super-Picky Eater? Will You At Least Try Stuff? (51)
June 2020 (1)
- 16: A Few Quick Things, vol. 20 (29)
May 2020 (2)
- 26: How Has The Lockdown Affected You Personally? (58)
- 14: What Do You Eat When You’re Hungry Between Normal Feeding Times? (29)
April 2020 (3)
- 27: Ranking The Candy Bars! (38)
- 21: What Do You Think Are The World’s Worst Candies? (55)
- 02: In Celebration Of Towns With Strange Or Ridiculous Names! (39)
March 2020 (3)
- 30: This Is A No Politics Zone (40)
- 24: Have You Enjoyed Anything About The Lockdown So Far? (62)
- 11: Do You Drink Coffee? How Much Per Day? What Do You Put In It? (48)
February 2020 (3)
- 28: What’s Your Favorite Fast Food Offering That’s No Longer Being Offered? (40)
- 13: How Many Individual Houses Or Apartments (Or Whatever) Have You Lived In During Your Life? (32)
- 05: Which Specific Grocery Item Would You Prefer To Be Featured On The Back Of Your Expensive Jacket? (38)
January 2020 (10)
- 30: Do You Have Any Prized Autographs? Which One Is The Most-Prized? (21)
- 27: How Many Working TVs Do You Have In Your House? (18)
- 25: Big News! First Update To The Rankings In Decades!! (9)
- 19: Some Poll Results From My High School Yearbook! (9)
- 16: What Do You Think About This “Poop Calendar” Somebody Posted On Reddit? (16)
- 14: Clumsy Translation Shirts! Transfer The Fun Berry!! (8)
- 09: Why? Why? Why? vol. 14 (24)
- 08: Tell Us About Your First Apartment! How Old Were You? What Kind Of Furniture Did You Have? Did Anything Crazy Happen There? (13)
- 04: Weird Old Ads: Please Help Me Understand What’s Going On Here (9)
- 02: Random Notes! Some Links! A Few Quick Things! (10)
December 2019 (9)
- 30: Another Twisted Childhood Memory! (13)
- 27: A Great New Addition To The Bunker Collection! (9)
- 21: Ads Vs. Reality: The Burger King Taco! (20)
- 20: Fresh Podcast Action For Patrons! Ep. 73: Our Cosmic Velocity Reports! (7)
- 19: My Ass Continues To Wage Unrelenting War On Denim! (12)
- 17: Fresh Podcast Action! Ep. 72: Corporate Christmas Parties! (4)
- 16: Stolen Directly From Reddit! A Fun Question I Didn’t Think Of Myself! (18)
- 16: We’re Still Live In Canada! (0)
- 03: This Might Be The Best Photo I’ve Snapped Since The Legendary Funnelpants! (20)
November 2019 (2)
- 22: I’m A Day Tripper And Have Some Hideous Baseball Cards To Prove It! (16)
- 12: A Few Quick Things, vol. 64 (30)
October 2019 (4)
- 29: A Few Quick Things, vol. 116 (32)
- 22: What Do You Do For Lunch At Work? (39)
- 16: What Do You Remember About 4th Grade? (22)
- 11: A Few Quick Things, vol. 92 (37)
September 2019 (2)
- 18: Do You Still Buy Music In Some Way, Or Is It Just 100% Streaming At This Point? (36)
- 04: In Celebration Of Webcams And (Ugh) Bucket Lists! (33)
August 2019 (3)
- 22: Road Stories and Photos From The Pittsburgh and Cincinnati Extravaganza: Volume Two (12)
- 20: Road Stories and Photos From The Pittsburgh and Cincinnati Extravaganza: Volume One (12)
- 12: What Are Some Things You’re Supposed To Enjoy But Do Not? (43)
July 2019 (4)
- 30: Do You Like Your Name? How Did Your Parents Do In The Baby-Naming Department? What Would You Change It To? (34)
- 23: Have You Met Any Celebrities? Were They Friendly, Rude, Or Indifferent? Tell Us About It! (39)
- 18: I Used Up All The Good Topics In The Podcast, So Here’s The Podcast (14)
- 10: Do You Have A Problem Doing Things Alone? Like Eating In Restaurants Or Seeing Movies Or Even Vacationing? (28)
June 2019 (4)
- 26: How Much Sleep Do You Require? How Much Do You Get? (20)
- 19: Here Are Some Phrases That Should Be Retired From Social Media Immediately (26)
- 11: How Paranoid Do You Think You Are? (25)
- 04: I Was Summoned To Jury Duty! How Many Times Has This Happened To You? (20)
May 2019 (5)
- 30: Have You Ever Lived Somewhere With A Homeowners’ Association? How Was It? (41)
- 24: Do You Have Any Direct Experience With Tornadoes? I Don’t And Would Like To Keep It That Way (10)
- 20: Have You Ever Almost Hit Somebody With Your Car? I Have! (23)
- 17: Should I Be Satisfied Or Somewhat Annoyed With This Customer Service Experience? (12)
- 06: Which Is A Better Day Off? Monday Or Friday? (29)
April 2019 (4)
- 30: We Now Have A Podcast Hotline! Call In And Leave A Message And It Might Be Featured In A Future Episode! (26)
- 23: Which Fast Food Chain Serves The Best French Fries? (25)
- 11: What Is The Coolest Or Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Found At A Flea Market, Antique Shop, Secondhand Store, Etc.? (17)
- 08: Myrtle Beach 2019: Eating And Drinking Near Water! (10)
March 2019 (9)
- 29: A Few Quick Things, vol. 316 (36)
- 26: Do You Know Anyone Who Has No Sense Of Humor At All, And Realizes It? Also, Which Type Of Office Comedian Do You Like The Least? (17)
- 22: What’s A Food Or Drink You’ll Never Touch Again, Because Of A Bad Experience? (28)
- 19: What Are Your Top Three Favorite Sodas? And Various Other Soda-Themed Questions (38)
- 15: Have You Ever Walked Out Of A Movie Or A Concert Or Something Similar? (29)
- 11: Have You Ever Witnessed Anything Remarkable In A Convenience Store? Please Tell Us About It! (14)
- 07: A Few Quick Things, vol. 79 (13)
- 04: We Survived Sunday’s Ridiculous Rock ‘n’ Roll Adventure! (15)
- 01: Has Your FUNK DAT! Threshold Lowered Through The Years? Mine Certainly Has (13)
February 2019 (5)
- 26: Do You Have Any Summer Travel Plans? We Have Some Unusual Stuff Scheduled (35)
- 15: Which Breakfast Club Type Were You In High School? Also, What Would The 17 Year Old You Think About The 2019 You? (21)
- 11: A Few Quick Things, vol. 66 (20)
- 08: What Do You Think About When You Think About Arkansas? (26)
- 04: Here’s How I Ranked The Big Five Fast Food Chains! How Would You Do It? (34)
January 2019 (9)
- 31: It’s Freaking Cold Out There! What Are Your Favorite Cold Weather Movies? (25)
- 28: I Feel Like I’ve Lived In Two Different Worlds! Are You With Me On That? (22)
- 24: Rock ‘n’ Roll Relics In Concert! Great Album Titles! Our Favorite Live Records! (33)
- 21: A Few Quick Things, vol. 49 (25)
- 17: What Are Your Weekend Plans? Also, What’s The Longest You’ve Ever Worked The Same Job? (34)
- 14: A 35 Year Wait To See One Of My Favorite Bands Is Coming To An End! Also, Please Share Your ‘Grass Is Not Always Greener’ Stories (13)
- 10: Are You A Collector? What Are The Most Extreme Personal Collections You’ve Seen? (29)
- 07: You Can Thank Me Later: A Hidden Gem On Amazon! Also, The Release Of A Very Funny… Radio Drama Kind Of Thing (21)
- 03: How Many U.S. States Have You Visited? How Many Have You Lived In? (37)
December 2018 (8)
- 31: Field Report: The All You Can Eat Chicken Plank Palooza (15)
- 28: Without Using Numbers, Tell Us How Old You Are (46)
- 21: A Few Quick Things, vol. 24 (30)
- 17: What Was Your Grand Achievement Of The Weekend? Also, What Method Do You Use To Play Your Music These Days? (27)
- 13: The List Of New Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Inductees Has Been Released!! …Hello? (22)
- 10: What Are The All-Time Best Inexpensive Holiday Gifts You’ve Ever Given Or Received? (20)
- 06: Blame WordPress For This Update! I Wash My Hands Of It (9)
- 04: I Entered To Win A Spectacular Prize! Have You Ever Actually Won Anything? (15)
November 2018 (9)
- 29: I’m In The Midst Of A Severe Jean Crisis! Also, The Most Money We’ve Ever Spent On Something We Never Really Used (27)
- 26: Our Favorite Movies About Real Musicians, And Some Other Non-Related Items (34)
- 22: Ads vs. Reality: Thanksgiving Edition: Cracker Barrel Dinner For Six (15)
- 19: Updating An Earlier Story… Actually Three Of Them, Along With A Celebration Of Today’s Lunch! (23)
- 15: Snow! Pies! Outsourcing Thanksgiving To The Professionals! Drug Kingpins! Black Friday! (34)
- 12: In Celebration Of Offhand Remarks About Our Physical Appearance! (16)
- 08: Our Worst Commutes! Our Best Commutes! And Some Other Crap Too! (20)
- 05: A Few Quick Things, vol. 51 (24)
- 01: Caption Contest: The Costco Pointer! (14)
October 2018 (9)
- 29: I Need Your Thoughts On An Obscure YouTube Video That Kinda Bugs Me (19)
- 25: In Celebration Of Ridiculous Illogical Superstitions! (31)
- 22: 20 Candid Shots From Our Big Party On Saturday Night (It Went Through Several Phases) (4)
- 18: Weekend Project: Creating The Perfect Hot Dog! I Need Your Assistance (46)
- 15: A Few Quick Things, vol. 27 (23)
- 12: Some Random Notes And Assorted Nonsense, vol. 49 (16)
- 08: If You Got A Tattoo When You Were 10 Years Old What Would It Have Been? How About 20? 30? (22)
- 04: What Would You Do If You Were Given A Once-Only Opportunity To Go Back In Time For A Week? (35)
- 01: A Few Quick Things, vol. 19 (35)
September 2018 (8)
- 27: In Celebration Of The Worst Public Bathrooms We’ve Encountered! (28)
- 24: A Few Quick Things, vol. 83 (14)
- 21: The Big Fat Las Vegas Story: Volume 4 (8)
- 20: The Big Fat Las Vegas Story: Volume 3 (11)
- 18: The Big Fat Las Vegas Story: Volume 2 (4)
- 17: The Big Fat Las Vegas Story: Volume 1 (12)
- 06: The Last Update And Podcast Episode Before Vegas! And Our Most And Least Favorite Tourist Traps! (18)
- 03: A Few Quick Things, vol. 75 (16)
August 2018 (9)
- 30: Please Share Your Worst Traffic Jam Horror Stories! Oh, I Have A Fresh One To Tell You About (20)
- 27: What Sounds Drive You Absolutely Insane? (29)
- 23: Things You Might Hear While Attending A Baseball Game, But Hopefully Never During Sex (33)
- 20: How Much Sleep Do You Need? How Much Do You Get? (17)
- 16: Profiling The Previous Owner Of My New Car! Our Favorite TV Show Spinoffs! A New Podcast Episode! (28)
- 13: A Few Quick Things, vol. 73 (33)
- 09: What’s Your Relationship With The Big Brands? (25)
- 06: In Celebration Of Getting Drunk At Work, And A Very Special Episode Of The Jeff Kay Show (26)
- 02: What’s Your Relationship With Spiders? I Hate The Bastards! (24)
July 2018 (9)
- 30: That’s Me Yelling During A Baseball Game, At A Team Building Event, And We’ll Discuss A Few Other Things As Well (35)
- 26: Corporate Team Building! A Conspiracy To Keep My Ass Fat! A New Podcast Episode! (18)
- 23: Have You Ever Successfully Lost A Substantial Amount Of Weight? How’d You Do It? (47)
- 19: I’m Haunted By This Picture Of My Round, Bulbous Head (25)
- 16: I Don’t Have Time To Write An Update, So Here Are Some Photos From My Trip To West Virginia (16)
- 12: This Update Is Basically An Audio Update, ‘Cause I’m Off To West Virginia For a Few Days! (23)
- 09: Publishers Clearing House, Jury Duty, and Dining Alone! (28)
- 05: How Was Your Fourth Of July? Mine Was Like A Fantastic Bonus Saturday Dropped Straight Into The Middle Of The Work Week! Hell Yeah (25)
- 02: A Few Quick Things, vol. 6 (35)
June 2018 (9)
- 28: A Halfway Decent Podcast Episode, Allergies, Return o’ the Heat, and the Contests We’ve Won! (11)
- 25: 20 Memorable Quotes From My Life So Far, vol. 1 (29)
- 21: I Was Not Amused By Our Recent Amusement Park Visit, And The Greatest TV Show Ever? (44)
- 18: Too Hot For Amusement? We’ll See. Also: Powerful Stenches In Public Places! (39)
- 14: A Brand New Episode Of The Podcast, And Hanging Out With My Friends In Storm Shelters! (11)
- 11: A Rare Night Out For An Old Fat Bastard! (19)
- 07: A New Podcast Episode, Wieners in a Drawer, Cell Phone Data, Drunk Tests, and How We Met Our Significant Others (29)
- 04: A Few Quick Things, vol. 68 (19)
- 01: I’ve Been Working On Some Stuff In The Background My Friends, And Here It Is (17)
May 2018 (3)
- 28: Field Report: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, May 2018 (12)
- 17: A Few Quick Things, vol. 446 (53)
- 14: The Weirdest Dream, Yet Another Public Humiliation, And The Things That Make Us Unique (31)
April 2018 (3)
- 26: I’d Rate Our Weekend Trip To Atlantic City A Solid B (25)
- 16: A Few Quick Things, vol. 56 (38)
- 02: A Few Quick Things, vol. 8 (81)
March 2018 (3)
- 21: A Few Quick Things, vol. 247 (41)
- 13: A Few Quick Things, vol. 43 (60)
- 05: My Big Day Off Was Hijacked By Weather, And The Things We Do That Could Be Considered Old-Fashioned (74)
February 2018 (4)
- 26: Protecting The Sanctity Of The Original Slice, And The Projects That Keep Us Sane (51)
- 20: A Quick One Straight From The Bunker, vol. 342 (37)
- 12: A Few Quick Things, vol. 47 (55)
- 05: Some Quick Thoughts On The Super Bowl, Which I Know Nothing About (52)
January 2018 (5)
- 30: Dubious Facebook Knowledge, A Beer In My Lap, And Every Meal For The Rest Of My Life (35)
- 23: Peeing Ground Beef And Hydraulic Ass-Lifts: The Funniest Medical-Related Stories We’ve Ever Heard (31)
- 15: I’m Cold, Mildly Depressed, And Just Stealing Shit Off Facebook Now (46)
- 09: A Few Quick Things, vol. 263 (24)
- 01: Did You Party It Up On New Year’s Eve? I Didn’t And Never Have (28)
December 2017 (7)
- 24: Terrifying Twenty: the Santa Claus Edition (33)
- 19: Everything’s Just Freaking Fantastic, I Tell Ya. Vol. 231 (58)
- 17: Andy 2001 – 2017 (82)
- 14: A Few Quick Things, vol. 81 (28)
- 11: What’s The Worst Job You Ever Had? I Bet Richard Kimble Can Top It (32)
- 06: Everybody Thinks They Have Problems, But None Are As Big As Mine (46)
- 01: How Would You Spend A $100,000 Lottery Jackpot? (30)
November 2017 (7)
- 28: Some Random Crap From My Notebook! vol. 41 (40)
- 24: Our Single Most Memorable Thanksgivings Ever, And A Few Other Semi-Related Items (36)
- 20: Our Day Trip To South Street Philadelphia, And A Few Other Odds And Ends (21)
- 17: It Seems Like I Should Be Annoyed (And I Feel Fine) (24)
- 12: A Few Quick Things, vol. 22 (27)
- 06: In Celebration Of The Worst Cars We’ve Ever Owned! (38)
- 02: Some Completely Random And Ridiculous Grade School Memories! Please Share Your Own (24)
October 2017 (6)
- 30: Predictable Halloween Update: What Are The Scariest Movies You’ve Ever Seen? (32)
- 23: The Pros And Cons Of Our Recent Dinner At Five Guys (41)
- 20: The Worst Things We’ve Ever Smelled, And Some Stuff That’s Not So Bad (46)
- 16: A Few Quick Things, vol. 44 (49)
- 08: I Think I Might’ve Killed Petty, A Car Wash Mini-Crisis, And How Do You Listen To Music These Days? (46)
- 02: Have You Ever Had An Asshole Neighbor? Please Tell Us About It! (36)
September 2017 (7)
- 29: Some Tough Losses, and The Worst Places We’ve Ever Been! (52)
- 25: Light Bulbs! Paid Time Off! Huge Pepper Grinders! The Best Sun Porch Builder! (40)
- 18: Are You A Picky Eater? Who’s The Pickiest Of All Picky Eaters You’ve Ever Encountered? (57)
- 14: Random Nonsense! A Smattering Of Ridiculousness! Jaws 2! (53)
- 11: Trying To Shake Things Up A Bit: The Jim Thorpe Chapter (34)
- 08: Another Hard-Hitting Investigation: What’s Your Relationship With Coffee? (55)
- 05: A Long Weekend, the End of Summer, and a New Computer! (34)
August 2017 (11)
- 31: A Few Very Quick Things, vol. 17 (56)
- 29: Our Perfect Day In New York City (Except For A Few Minor Annoyances) Part II (20)
- 28: Our Perfect Day In New York City (Except For A Few Minor Annoyances) Part I (15)
- 27: Some Pictures I Took In New York City Yesterday (12)
- 24: What’s The Worst Weather Event Or Natural Disaster You’ve Personally Experienced? (32)
- 21: Staring At The Eclipse, The Racist Moon, And Regional Phrases You Didn’t Know Were Regional (49)
- 17: Adventures In Bullshitting! Please Share Your Thoughts And Stories (17)
- 14: In Celebration of Allergies, Niche Doctors, and Misplaced Smugness! (33)
- 10: A Few Quick Things, vol. 97 (35)
- 07: The Great Taco Bell Pooping Manager Mystery (20)
- 03: In Celebration Of All The Stuff We Don’t Know! (52)
July 2017 (9)
- 31: A Few Quick Things, vol. 271 (46)
- 27: A Love Of Office Supplies! Our Back To School Mottos! The Shit We Spend Way Too Much Money On! (48)
- 24: What Do You Think Are The Most Depressing Stores In The World? (39)
- 20: Three Random Items And Three Related Questions! (74)
- 17: What Are Your Thoughts On Hot Dogs and Hot Dog Toppings? I Have Some Opinions (55)
- 13: Have You Ever Gotten Into Trouble Because Of Your Phone? I Almost Got My Ass Kicked On Tuesday Because Of Mine (33)
- 10: A Few Quick Things, vol. 11 (33)
- 06: Have You Ever Been Forced To Say Things Or Do Things At Work That Made You Feel Completely Ridiculous? (45)
- 03: Big Night Out For A Bitter Man: Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers In Philadelphia (14)
June 2017 (5)
- 29: Did You Ever Have A Teacher Who Was Straight-Up Insane? I Did! (19)
- 26: In Celebration Of Period Inaccuracies, And Ludicrous Language! (44)
- 22: I’ve Been Age-Shamed By Camden Yards! What Makes You Feel Old? (55)
- 19: Share Your Business Travel Horror Stories and Thoughts On Corporate Training Classes! (18)
- 05: Some Things I Don’t Like, And Some Things I Do Like (53)
May 2017 (1)
- 08: If They Brought ‘Em Back, Would You Attend A Public Hanging? (50)
April 2017 (3)
- 26: To Be Perfectly Honest, We’ve Had Better Weeks (33)
- 17: Let’s Build The Perfect Bar! I’m Gonna Need Your Input, My Friends (44)
- 09: A Few Quick Things, vol. 811 (26)
March 2017 (3)
- 28: A Doggie Scare, the Greatest TV Shows Ever, Funny Memoirs, and Shitting In A Box (68)
- 20: A Disconcerting Night on the Town, and Your Thoughts on Tribute Bands (38)
- 12: A Holy Shit! Concert, Your Thoughts on Solo Travel, and Stuff You Never Could’ve Predicted You’d Witness (51)
February 2017 (2)
- 22: A Few Quick Things, vol. 571 (111)
- 09: A Few Quick Things, vol. 687 (48)
January 2017 (5)
- 26: A Few Quick Things, vol. 45 (59)
- 18: Have You Ever Had Major Surgery? I’d Be Freaking Out, Man! (46)
- 13: What Are Your Thoughts On This Commercial? Also, Have You Ever Tried To Bribe Someone? (36)
- 06: Some Random Thoughts Straight From The Bunker (22)
- 03: Yet Another Thing I Don’t Understand (35)
December 2016 (7)
- 29: A Few Quick Things, vol. 76 (56)
- 20: Have You Ever Bought Any “As Seen On TV” Products? What Was The Verdict? (56)
- 17: What Do You Remember About Kindergarten? Anything? (30)
- 15: What Smells Take You Straight Back To Childhood? (26)
- 13: Please Share Your Holiday Party Horror Stories! (27)
- 09: Where The Hell Did This Fork Come From?! (38)
- 03: How Much Are You Paying For Internet And Cable? Or Satellite, Or Whatever? (49)
November 2016 (5)
- 29: What Are Your Opinions On Pie And Adult Birthdays? (35)
- 25: Stunt-Wiping: Have You Ever Been Forced To Use Something Other Than TP? (40)
- 21: What Things Truly Cause You To Lose Your Mind? Not Minor Annoyances, But Fully Realized Anger (28)
- 14: What Do You Know About The Cab Business? Also Our Public Transportation Horror Stories (25)
- 05: How Many Pairs Of Jeans Do You Own? I Feel Like I’m Doing It All Wrong (54)
October 2016 (4)
- 31: In Celebration Of The World’s Most Overrated Foods! (63)
- 24: Which TV Shows Have Gotten Into Your Bloodstream And Never Really Faded Away? (46)
- 17: In Celebration Of The Words And Phrases That Disgust Us (90)
- 09: A Few Quick Things, vol. 381 (40)
September 2016 (5)
- 29: In Celebration Of The Best Bosses Ever! (12)
- 24: Awakened By The World’s Worst Music, Leaf Blower Computer Maintenance, and It’s Haircut Time Again (38)
- 17: We Ran Free As Kids And Loved It! So Why Do We Keep Our Own Kids On A Short Leash? (28)
- 12: A Few Random Things, and a Celebration of Our Unpopular Opinions! (55)
- 04: My Old Computer, Our Old Dryer, and a Steak Not Even I Could Accept (26)
August 2016 (5)
- 27: Some Desperate Notes From The Bowels Of A Public Library (71)
- 22: Tell Us About The Times You’ve Been Genuinely Frightened (14)
- 15: A Few Quick Things, vol. 185 (27)
- 07: People With Memorable Names In The News! (12)
- 04: Stranger In The House: Somebody Just Came Strollin’ In! (27)
July 2016 (5)
- 31: Question of the Day: What Is Your Earliest Memory? (21)
- 26: Answering Other Websites’ Frequently Asked Questions: Dairy Queen (18)
- 16: Somebody’s Using My Bank Card To Buy Booze In Las Vegas (And Isn’t Even Sharing)! (20)
- 11: Talkin’ With My Dad About Our Visits To The 1800s (25)
- 04: A Few Quick Things: Our First Atlantic City Visit and the Drunks Are Blowing Shit Up! (15)
June 2016 (5)
- 24: In Celebration Of Craziness Inside Movie Theaters! (16)
- 20: No Fatties In ’81! How Was Your Diet Different Back Then? (21)
- 09: Puke Legend: The International Database of Legendary Vomit Stories! Share Yours Now (27)
- 06: Another Big Celebrity Death, And More Complaining From Yours Truly! (23)
- 03: Do You Like Where You Live? I Don’t, Not Really (44)
May 2016 (6)
- 26: Yet Another Scary Ride Home! Read My Story Of Highway Mayhem And Share Your Own (39)
- 23: Which Stand-Up Comedians Have You Seen Live? Tell Us About It In The Comments (40)
- 18: Why Does This Keep Happening?! Our Customer Service Stories, Both Bad And Good (20)
- 12: Some Reasons I Don’t Get Invited To Many Business Dinners, and How We Might Die In Work-Related Accidents (36)
- 09: A Few Quick Things: Trouble With Jars, Wallet Culture, And The Words That Bug Us (56)
- 03: The World’s Saddest Places of Business, and Some Things I’m Actually Enjoying (34)
April 2016 (4)
- 28: A Few Quick Things: Verizon’s Irritating New Voicemail System, Taking Things Literally As A Kid, And Phrases That Have Gone Out Of Style (23)
- 26: I Know We’re Not Supposed To Say Things Like This, But Enough With All The Prince Coverage (40)
- 12: A Few Quick Things: Baseball, Propane, Bad Beer, and Automatic Movie Disqualifiers (48)
- 01: In Celebration of Biting Off More Than We Can Chew! (26)
March 2016 (3)
- 28: Iggy in the Buff, Millennials in the Workplace, Giant Food, and How Was Your Easter? (26)
- 21: Have You Been The Victim Of Vandalism? Me Too! Let’s Share Our Stories (28)
- 15: Random Notes and Pathetic Excuse-Making, Straight from the Bunker! (29)
February 2016 (4)
- 29: The State Of My Fat Ass, vol. 42 (35)
- 18: Say Again?! Welcome To My Big Fat Muffled Week (24)
- 08: A Few Quick Things, Vol. 19 (27)
- 01: A Few Quick Things, vol. 20 (47)
January 2016 (6)
- 26: A Few Quick Things, vol. 71 (38)
- 20: Do You Own Every Episode Of Any TV Shows? And Do You Still Buy DVDs At All? (73)
- 13: Toney Bought A New Bathroom Scale, And Nothing’s Been The Same Since (56)
- 08: Have You Ever Lost, Sold, Or Gave Something Away That You Still Regret? (20)
- 05: I’m Sleeping More Than Ever And Can’t Stay Awake! Please Help Me Escape This Hell (23)
- 02: A Few Quick Things, And Plans For Even More Things! (38)
December 2015 (5)
- 28: High Weirdness On The Subway! Volume 1 (14)
- 21: We Canceled Our Trip And Repurposed The Money That Would Have Been Spent (17)
- 15: We’re Heading To Atlantic City, And Don’t Like To Gamble! Will It Be A Good Time? (42)
- 11: A Few Quick Things, vol. 864 (21)
- 07: No Sleep For You! And Where Would You Go If You Were Given The Opportunity To Travel Through Time? (36)
November 2015 (4)
- 30: Famous People With The Same Birthday As You, A New Phone Is Finally On The Way, And Our Favorite And Least Favorite Pies (52)
- 24: A Few Quick Things: A Divisive Video, Politics On Facebook, My New Gay-Approved Glasses, And A Plea For Some Cell Phone Help (43)
- 16: A Few Quick Things, vol. 394 (36)
- 07: 5 Difficult Life Lessons I Learned As A Boyhood Fan Of The Cincinnati Reds (20)
October 2015 (6)
- 26: In Celebration Of Wild Drunken Weddings! (24)
- 19: Craving Some Hard-Hitting Fruit And Vegetable Talk? You’ve Come To The Right Place! (39)
- 14: What’s The Oldest Item In Your House? (49)
- 12: 4 Things From The Weekend That Had My Attention (11)
- 05: A Few Quick Things: Andy’s Condition, Craft Beer Overload, a Great Documentary, and $30,000 for Teenagers (36)
- 01: State of the Dog Report: It’s Not Good (71)
September 2015 (6)
- 25: A Few Quick Things: A Short Play, PTO, One Hit Wonders, and Facebook Pages of the Deceased (48)
- 22: In Celebration Of Our Worst Car Trips Ever! (27)
- 15: In Celebration Of Our Most Memorable Workdays Ever! (37)
- 10: I Love Amazon, But Some Of Their Customers Annoy The Shit Out Of Me (37)
- 08: A Few Quick Things: Coffee, a Dusting of Humiliation, Batshit Crazy Teachers, and Fun at Sears Automotive (48)
- 02: Is It Just Me, Or Are TV Commercials Getting More And More Crass And Disgusting? (26)
August 2015 (3)
- 31: I Need A Ruling On My Latest West Virginia Failure, And I’ll Share A Couple Of Fresh Annoyances (33)
- 26: An Old Fashioned Topic Dump: Working from Home, an Upcoming Road Trip, Young Ruffians, and Our Fun Facts (56)
- 24: Return Of TheWVSR: What Were You Doing On The Day This Domain Name Was Registered? (47)
May 2014 (3)
- 26: Please Read: I’ve Made an Important Decision About the Future of This Website (40)
- 15: A Touch o’ the Blues, and a Couple of Things I’m Actually Enjoying (98)
- 05: A Few Quick Things, vol. 4 (70)
April 2014 (10)
- 29: I’ve “Dined” at 94 of These Places. Are You Able to Top My Number? (79)
- 28: In Celebration of Split Personalities and Radish Burps! (29)
- 22: What’s Been Your Experience with Regional Customs and Stereotypes? (93)
- 18: Our Harrowing Day of Dentistry, and Everybody’s Favorite Pooping Songs (37)
- 15: Daytripper: Our Saturday in Manhattan (26)
- 11: Early Porn Nostalgia, and the Internet Has Burned Out My Pleasure Centers! (24)
- 10: The State of My Fat Ass: April 2014 (27)
- 09: A Few Quick Things, vol. 5 (30)
- 06: Buying Taco Salad Ingredients with a Grouchy Old Wart-Spangled Man! (36)
- 02: These Are the Stories We’ll Be Covering For You, Right After a Word From Our Sponsor (24)
March 2014 (14)
- 31: Do You Have a Relationship with Wal-Mart? Please Tell Us About It (52)
- 28: A Few Quick Things, vol. 417 (29)
- 25: Bunker Cam: Ugh, Weddings Are Soooo Boring (6)
- 24: In Celebration of Our Most Ridiculous Co-Workers! (23)
- 21: Groundscore! Tell Us About the Valuable Stuff You’ve Found (64)
- 19: 15 Simple Ways to Distinguish Yourself During a Job Interview (43)
- 18: 6 Hilarious Selections from the Massive Surf Report Photo Library (15)
- 14: A Few Quick Things, vol. 61 (43)
- 13: 19th Century Personal Ad: What Are Your Feelings About Gertrude? (31)
- 10: Who Is The Worst Person You’ve Ever Met? (39)
- 07: Bunker Cam: For Some Reason I’m Thinking ‘French Porn’ (18)
- 06: 3 Really Quick Things, vol. 84 (48)
- 04: On Saturday I Almost Had a Heart Attack on Three Separate Occasions (63)
- 03: Bunker Cam: There’s High, And Then There’s JOHNNY CASH High (12)
February 2014 (21)
- 28: Scary: Two Unsmiling Cops at Our Front Door, Demanding Answers (34)
- 26: Bunker Cam: Just Another Day at the Institute (17)
- 25: Dispatch From the Bunker, vol. 601 (49)
- 21: Further Evidence: Bathrooms Gone Horribly Wrong! (19)
- 18: Bunker Cam: Dude Grew Through His Shoes?! (14)
- 17: Watch John Lydon Make a Mockery of American Bandstand and The Tomorrow Show (6)
- 16: My Vow to You: This Will Be My Final Post About Snow in 2014 (Most Likely) (31)
- 15: Further Evidence The End Is Near: Literally? (4)
- 15: Bunker Cam: Definitely My Favorite Part of the Olympics Opening Ceremonies (1)
- 14: How Did You Fare During This Week’s Storm of the Century? (29)
- 14: Bunker Cam: North Carolina Doesn’t Half-Step When It Comes To Snow (9)
- 12: A Few Quick Things, vol. 813 (59)
- 11: Bunker Cam: Can I Refresh That Sack For You? (11)
- 10: In Celebration of Stereotypes! (36)
- 08: Bunker Cam: The “Digital Prophet” Goes Full-Controversial (23)
- 07: Bunker Cam: Please Help Me Understand What’s Going On Here (20)
- 06: A Story That Still Annoys the Shit Out of Me, Yet Garners Very Little Sympathy (35)
- 05: Bunker Cam: Honk If You Love Biker Bars! (14)
- 05: Bunker Cam: I Think the “Planning” Part Still Needs a Little Work (9)
- 03: The Big Game, Frozen Fog, and Closure on the Canadian Gift Certificate (39)
- 02: Bunker Cam: Always Steer Your Wiener INTO the Skid (13)
January 2014 (31)
- 31: Further Evidence: Smell Exactly Like Gavin MacLeod! Thanks to Our Friends at Hormel (15)
- 30: A Few Quick Things, vol. 419 (38)
- 27: I Don’t Understand Offended, But Am Well-Acquainted With Hopeless (77)
- 26: Bunker Cam: Can You Hear Me Now? (16)
- 25: Bunker Cam: Earn Club Card Points Too! (20)
- 23: Bunker Cam: Just Another Normal Thursday Night (13)
- 21: What I’ve Learned About Ear Trouble, My Exciting Retirement Plan, and Cheap Beer (52)
- 20: Bunker Cam: Surf Report Endorsed Behavior! Hell Yeah (7)
- 20: Bunker Cam: One Hell of a Savings! (6)
- 18: Ghoul Pool: Submit Your Lists of Predicted Celebrity Deaths in 2014! (74)
- 16: What’s the Most Time You’ve Missed at Work Because of Sickness or Injury? (45)
- 15: Bunker Cam: White Board Philosopher Spells It Out For Us (8)
- 15: Bunker Cam: Behold, the Golfer’s Tan (6)
- 13: A Few Quick Things, vol. 229 (36)
- 12: Recommended! The Jean Shepherd Radio Show (7)
- 12: Bunker Cam: The Thing Dutch Children See In Their Nightmares (8)
- 10: A Few Random Things, and the Bad Habits We’ve Successfully Broken (39)
- 08: Bunker Cam: New York City Apartments Sure Do Seem Cozy (14)
- 08: Further Evidence: Comments from a Porn Website on Stock Photos (6)
- 07: Further Evidence: What Would You Do If You Received a Note Like This One? (45)
- 07: Further Evidence: Mothers Know This Is A Wholesome Combination (12)
- 06: Bunker Cam: “So, Are You Guys Still Doing Breakfast, or What?” (8)
- 05: A Few Quick Things, vol. 519 (44)
- 05: Bunker Cam: An Interesting Use of Energy and Time (6)
- 04: Further Evidence: Team of Scientists Studying the DIRECTION Dogs Poop (8)
- 03: Further Evidence: Lunatic 1950s Mom Used Her Young Daughters In Knife-Throwing Stunt (14)
- 03: Bunker Cam: Cinder Block Rock! (1)
- 03: Further Evidence: ‘Bum to Electric Fence Challenge’ Goes Hilariously Wrong (8)
- 02: A New Year, Site Changes, Weather Concerns, and Lame Excuses for Missing Work (29)
- 01: Further Evidence: Gallery of Antique European Street Urinals (10)
- 01: Bunker Cam: Meet a Couple of World-Class Gutter Installation Experts! (6)
December 2013 (14)
- 31: Bunker Cam: This Kinda Reminds Me of the Apartment I Shared With My Brother in Greensboro (10)
- 31: Further Evidence the End is Near: Ripped Flesh Garters (11)
- 29: What Are Your Thoughts On Drinking Games? I Never Much Cared For Them Myself (29)
- 26: How Was Your Christmas? Mine Was Dyn-O-Mite! (35)
- 22: My Hazy, Dreamlike Trip to Philadelphia (38)
- 20: A Few Quick Things, vol. 4 (26)
- 17: Ridiculous Adventures in Suburbia: Clothes Shopping with Jeff at the Mall! (54)
- 14: How’s the Holiday Prep-Work Going? Are You Finished, or Flailing? (49)
- 10: If You Had to Be Trapped Inside a TV Show for a Month, Which One Would You Choose? (86)
- 09: Two Possibly Surprising Things I’ve Never Done, and Hope to Never Do (34)
- 07: My Life Is A Shambles, vol. 224 (23)
- 04: Why Do People Hate Cell Phones So Much? They’re Fantastic! (22)
- 03: An Album I Love, But Hate to Hear (18)
- 02: I Had an Entire Week Away from Work and Squandered It! (20)
November 2013 (11)
- 29: Reviewing the Mayhem: Black Friday 2013! (29)
- 28: How’s Your Holiday Going? Any Fistfights or Tears? Unburden Yourself Here (21)
- 25: A Bad Cold, an Aching Back, and a 48-Hour Erection (51)
- 22: HostGator Shut Down the Surf Report, and Wouldn’t Really Tell Me Why! (34)
- 18: My Crazy Ride Home, Some Guilt-Free Time Off, and Our Plans for the Holiday (29)
- 15: A Few Quick Things, vol. 49 (29)
- 12: The Subjects Nobody Should Talk About, Because They’re Too Goddamn Boring (50)
- 11: Have You Ever Known Anyone Named Gary? Please Tell Us About Him (39)
- 08: A Few Quick Things, vol. 213 (32)
- 05: Noticing my Browser, Cooking for the Family, and Our Super-Powers of Choice (61)
- 04: Tell Us Your Tales of Doggie Destruction! (48)
October 2013 (20)
- 31: Small Town Legends, and the Famous People Who Lived There (97)
- 30: More Random People Tweeting About What’s Going On in the Bathroom at Work (21)
- 29: More Notes from the Road: The Final Conflict (47)
- 28: Reasons For Admission: Every One of Us Could’ve Been Locked Away in an Insane Asylum (29)
- 27: Some More Notes from the Road: As Many As I Could Squeeze In (16)
- 25: Dispatch from the Road: Thoughts and Aggravations While Traveling Southbound (56)
- 22: A Few Quick Things, vol. 322 (57)
- 21: Please Help Me! I Think I Wrote a Check My Ass Can’t Cash (93)
- 20: Have You Ever Known Anyone Named Donna? Please Tell Us About Her (36)
- 17: The Most Important Five Years of Our Lives: How Did You Handle Them? (57)
- 16: A Roundup of Kevins! It’s Important Work We Do Here (78)
- 15: A Moment of Terror in the Front Yard, and Our Stories of the Road (36)
- 14: 12 Signs You Might Be Staying at a Bad Hotel (47)
- 10: Tell Us About the Things You Used to Love, and Now Do Not (33)
- 09: The Stuff We Haven’t Eaten Since We Were Kids — Or Ever (60)
- 08: Fast Food Signs Gone Horribly Wrong! (26)
- 07: Why Do Some Friendships Last, and Others Go Circling Down the Ol’ Crap Catcher? (18)
- 05: I Just Completed Some Management Training That Nearly Made Me Cry Like A Schoolgirl (49)
- 02: Asshole of the Week: People Who Don’t Throw Their Trash Away at Fast Food Restaurants (44)
- 01: Barbershop Appreciation, Haircut Nostalgia, and a Smattering of Profanity (37)
September 2013 (11)
- 30: A Few Quick Things, vol. 117 (29)
- 26: Fast Food Review: Taco Bell Smothered Burrito (53)
- 25: Do You Live in the Dumbest State in the Union? The Ugliest? The Porniest? (52)
- 24: An Excursion Into the Spooky, Mysterious World of Google+ (17)
- 23: These Two Old Songs Have the Power to Ruin My Day, But Not Because They Suck (66)
- 19: What Were You Doing Twenty Years Ago Today? (46)
- 18: Myth #426: iTunes is Idiot-Proof (38)
- 16: Please Tell Us About Your Telephone Hijinks (And Stop Talking About Politics) (57)
- 09: A Sick Day for Me, Horror Films of the 1970s, and Words That Give Us the Heebie-Jeebies (81)
- 05: Wonderful Memories of Living in Squalor, Providing Feedback About Ass-Wiping (39)
- 04: Just a Load of Excuses, and a Plea for Forgiveness (47)
August 2013 (10)
- 27: Are Vitamins a Waste of Money? And What Things Do You Wish You Didn’t Know? (66)
- 26: So, Has Anything Exciting Happened Since Last Tuesday? (47)
- 23: What TV Shows and Movies Would You Not Watch, Even If They Paid You? (89)
- 21: Now’s Your Chance to Share Out of Context Work Emails! (41)
- 19: A Few Updates on Previous Stories, and a Visit to Uncle Touchy (22)
- 16: Today I Was in the Emergency Room for the First Time Since 1968 (66)
- 12: Welcome to Pennsylvania! Brace Yourself for Weirdness (63)
- 08: This Was My Day, How Was Yours? (58)
- 06: Knoebels: Always A Good Time, But Never Again On Saturday (45)
- 02: Shirts ‘n’ Skins: An Opportunity To Share Your Gym Class Horror Stories (55)
July 2013 (13)
- 31: Some Miscellaneous Bitching, and What Would You Like on Your Permanent Record? (64)
- 30: There Have Been Aggravations, My Friends (51)
- 25: What Kind of Carnage Have You Witnessed on the Roads? (52)
- 23: From the Cutting Room Floor: Meet the Shittiest Person on My Old Paper Route (27)
- 22: Some Good Stuff, Some Bad Stuff… How Did the Past Week Treat Ya? (35)
- 18: A Weird Picture For Ya, and the Best Movies Set In Your Home State (92)
- 15: Lost Glory, the Early Days of HBO, and the Gravesites of Celebrities (78)
- 12: The Week In Review, and a Few Random Notes, vol. 16 (32)
- 10: Rare Footage of the Toll Bridge, and the Stuff People Exaggerate (89)
- 08: Tell Us About Your Recent Victories (49)
- 05: Tipping at the Counter and the Creaking Door Voice Are Ruining My Life! (39)
- 02: Tell Us About the Stoopid Pad-Yer-Schedule Classes You’ve Taken (52)
- 01: Ranking the Seasons and Days of the Week, and an Open Apology to the Weatherman (47)
June 2013 (11)
- 29: Recommended: I Want My MTV: The Uncensored Story of the Music Video Revolution (8)
- 27: Petty Disqualifiers, and the Surprising Things We Don’t Like (76)
- 25: What Would a Time Traveler from 1975 Find Amazing About 2013? (57)
- 24: Big News! Summer 2013 Surf Report T-Shirts Now Available For Pre-Order! (24)
- 21: Looking For A Great Hosting Company? Learn From My Mistakes! (6)
- 20: Following Too Closely, the First Ding, and Our Best and Worst Bosses (53)
- 18: Calling All Surf Reporters: Let’s Build a Dictatorship! (72)
- 17: Tell Us Your Car-Buying Horror Stories! (37)
- 11: What’s the Best Thing Currently Being Served at McDonald’s? (79)
- 10: A Scary Ride Home, and What Would You Do With Three Months Off? (29)
- 06: Our Annual State of the Dog Report (41)
May 2013 (16)
- 30: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 341 (68)
- 29: Please Tell Us About Your Latest and Greatest Humiliations (70)
- 28: What Do You Think Is Going On Here? Please Help Me Understand (35)
- 24: A Few Quick Things, vol. 92 (31)
- 22: Welcome to the Surf Report Portal o’ Complaints: Unburden Yourself! (45)
- 20: What Are The Most Dangerous Tasks You’ve Ever Been Asked To Perform At Work? (51)
- 16: Tell Us Your Tales of Inappropriate Clothing (51)
- 15: Let’s Pick Up The Story From Here… Tell Us What’s Going On, In The Comments (25)
- 14: What’s Your Stance on Correctors? I’m Not Really a Fan. (45)
- 13: Our Weekend — Mostly in Pictures (46)
- 09: A Power Outage Helped Me Write a Decent Update, and the Factory Tours We Have Known (63)
- 08: Do You Remember Your First Beer? (61)
- 07: Confessions of a Suburban Oddball (39)
- 03: Epic Fury: The Night Philadelphia Pissed-Off Bill Burr (27)
- 02: Alone Time, a Crazy-Ass Movie, and an Altercation Involving a Birdhouse (37)
- 01: Tell Us About the Major Reboots in Your Life (77)
April 2013 (14)
- 29: A Few Quick Things, vol. 214 (51)
- 25: In Celebration of Getting Into Trouble While Driving Our Parents’ Cars (40)
- 23: New Adventures In Butt-Dialing (31)
- 20: Answering Other Websites’ Frequently Asked Questions: Graceland Mansion (26)
- 18: You Might Be Surprised Where I Went Last Night (28)
- 17: Not Much, But Possibly Better Than Yesterday (35)
- 15: A College Visit, Twitter Fun, and the Best Deals Ever! (43)
- 11: Live-Blogging My Lunch: Panera Bread (41)
- 09: How Have Your TV-Viewing Habits Changed? Could You Give It Up For Good? (53)
- 08: In Celebration of the Super-Aggressive Salesman! (33)
- 05: 5 Classic Bands That Released One Of Their Best Albums Years After People Stopped Paying Attention (8)
- 04: Macaroni in My Foot, Mispronounced Words, and Some Worthy Projects (42)
- 02: A Few Quick Things, vol. 35 (58)
- 01: Breaking My Own Rule: Let Me Tell You About a Weird Dream I Had (27)
March 2013 (17)
- 29: Ever Dream of Attending the USC Film School? Now You Can — For Less Than $10! (4)
- 28: A Few Quick Things, Many Having To Do With Confusion (For Some Reason) (69)
- 27: In Celebration of Being Humiliated at the Till (49)
- 26: Here Are 15 of My Ideas for New Cable Channels. Care to Add to the List? (44)
- 25: What’s Your Relationship With Vegetables? Do You Get Along With Them? (46)
- 23: A Band I Could Easily Hate, Yet Continue to Love (5)
- 21: A Few Quick Things (Including Some Sure Signs of Aging) (61)
- 19: Snow in March, a Near Miss on I-81, and Shared Bath Towels (61)
- 18: In Celebration of People Falling Down! (29)
- 13: A Few Quick, Ridiculous Things vol. 12 (75)
- 12: Do You Feel Heartbroken When a Piece of Gadgetry Dies? (54)
- 11: I Give the Weekend a B+. What About You? (21)
- 09: Dropbox Might Just Save Your Ass (7)
- 07: Let’s Talk About Lies… and a Few Other Things (34)
- 06: What Super-Powers Do You Wish You Possessed? (49)
- 05: Regional Paranoia, Rock ‘n’ Roll Douchery, My Latest Oil Change, and Telephone Annoyances (82)
- 04: Another Night of Pure Awesomeness with The Eels (23)
February 2013 (12)
- 27: A Few Quick Things, vol. 3 (54)
- 25: Are There Any Good Companies Left? And Who Serves the Best Cup of Coffee? (86)
- 22: Keep It Simple: If Obituaries Only Listed the Dearly Departed’s “Thing” (105)
- 21: Health Screenings, 187 Hours in 18 Days, and Our Favorite Phone Apps (39)
- 19: The Best I Can Do, Under the Circumstances (Day 17 and Counting) (52)
- 18: What’s Your Fresh Outrage? vol. 46 (30)
- 14: If You Could Travel Back In Time, What Would You Say to the 15 Year Old You? (90)
- 12: A Few Quick Things, vol. 147 (74)
- 09: The Excruciating Ride Home Last Night: My Life Is A Shambles (25)
- 07: Then Tragedy Struck: Help Me Create Doomsday Scenarios For These People (39)
- 05: Let’s Take A Look At A Page From My High School Newspaper (42)
- 04: Weekend Update, Calendar Obsession, and My Possible New Diet (58)
January 2013 (16)
- 30: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 3 (62)
- 29: What Kind of Weird Shit Do Your Co-Workers Eat? (82)
- 27: Have You Seen Buckwild? What Are Your Thoughts? (60)
- 24: My Half-Assery Led to Even More Half-Assery, and Our Tales of Being Falsely Accused (51)
- 23: From the Cutting Room Floor: Stupid Shit, Designed to Amuse (44)
- 22: Some Phrases Typed Into Search Engines That Led Folks Here During The Past 30 Days (27)
- 21: The View From Down Here: Everything Is Freaking Annoying (91)
- 17: How a Cheap Wall Calendar Inspired Me To Action (41)
- 16: Sickness, Cruise Ships, and Two Spaces After a Period (55)
- 14: A Dispatch From The Sick House (49)
- 10: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 216 (65)
- 09: This Past Saturday Kicked My Ass With Gusto! (38)
- 08: Attention Pulitzer Committee: the Story of the Year Has Arrived! (43)
- 07: A Few Quick Things, vol. 86 (67)
- 03: In Celebration of Intense, Prolonged Homesickness! (57)
- 02: Have You Ever Had Any Luck With New Year’s Resolutions? Me Either (43)
December 2012 (13)
- 30: Some Movies, a Little Quiet Time, and a Lot of Writing: Christmas Break 2012 (37)
- 28: Guest Post: A Cautionary Tale by Becca from StickyJamHands (26)
- 27: Guest Post: Professionally Engineered Aggravation by icecycle66 (19)
- 26: How Was Your Christmas This Year? Please Tell Us About It (39)
- 20: A Few Quick Things, vol. 12 (73)
- 18: Many Things Bother Me, Yet Many Things Do Not (57)
- 17: A Few Random Thoughts About Christmas, and Some Other Nonsense (49)
- 13: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 19 (46)
- 11: 6 A.M. Flat-Out Kicks My Ass, and Our Family Argument Triggers (41)
- 10: Five Random Photos I Took While “Shopping” On Saturday (34)
- 07: Somewhere Mr. Whipple is Crying: The Truth About Today’s Toilet Paper Commercials (53)
- 05: A Few Quick Things, vol. 429 (55)
- 03: Graham Parker, and a Night on the Fringe in Philadelphia (54)
November 2012 (18)
- 30: Who Is Your Favorite Person With Whom You Share a Birthday? (90)
- 28: Tell Us About the Things You Wish You Could Unsee (66)
- 27: A Few Quick Things, vol. 4 (37)
- 26: More Fun on Interstate 81, Thanksgiving, and Our Favorite Pies (74)
- 21: Too Tired to Give a Shit: the Music and Thanksgiving Edition (40)
- 20: A Few Quick Things, vol. 91 (47)
- 19: Today’s Update Was Hijacked By A Wedding Show On Cable TV (22)
- 15: Our Guide to U.S. Inter-Regional Mockery (69)
- 14: Unnecessary Apostrophes, and an Irishman in the House! (45)
- 13: An Email Mystery, a DVD I’ve Wanted for 20 Years, and Pre-Programmed Answers (46)
- 12: I’m Distracted By The Rare Act Of Purchasing Concert Tickets (36)
- 09: Some Thoughts on Aging, and Our Dog Who Was Yelling Racial Slurs Today (75)
- 08: A Five Hour Decision, Sincere Gratitude, Recent Text Messages, and Chapped Lips (68)
- 07: A Few Quick Things, vol. 29 (40)
- 06: Shenanigans At The Polling Place? You Be The Judge! (43)
- 05: Let’s Talk Politics, Without Being Assholes About It (104)
- 04: A Quick Sunday Update: What Did You Do With Your Extra Hour This Morning? (40)
- 01: A Few Quick Things, vol. 419 (60)
October 2012 (16)
- 31: What Are Your Favorite Halloween Memories? (37)
- 30: The Hurricane Sandy Report: Our Lights Briefly Flickered! (33)
- 29: Hurricane Concerns, VHS Exploration, and a Rare Jewel (44)
- 26: 10 Things You Might Not Know About the Late Porn Star John Holmes (40)
- 25: A Touch of Controversy, Fist Fights, and Public Humiliation (40)
- 24: Guest Column: T. Farty McAppleass: Almost Drunk at the Target Deli (47)
- 23: Some Nerd Stuff, Our Sped-Up Neighbor, and a Misplaced Dollar Sign (61)
- 18: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 242 (112)
- 17: From the Cutting Room Floor: The Kessler Episode (14)
- 16: Three Random Questions, and a Drawing of a Tuna Can (68)
- 15: A Few Comments I Wouldn’t Mind Leaving at Facebook (48)
- 11: Worthwhile TV Shows, Talking With the Dead, and Cases of Mistaken Identity (95)
- 10: Stress Sleep, Crickets, Carl Ripken, and Our New Country Album (61)
- 08: Treating My High Blood Pressure Is Causing My Blood Pressure To Go Higher (76)
- 04: A Quick Stream of Consciousness Inspired by an Old Photograph (47)
- 02: Fortune Cookie Concerns, Ugliness at Stoplights, and Nancy at the Eco-Village (46)
September 2012 (13)
- 28: What Have Been the Highlights of the Past 24 Hours? (48)
- 27: Some Random Items of Interest I Happened Upon This Week (14)
- 25: Your Weekend Update, vol. 178 (43)
- 21: 8 Things That Bug Me About One of My Favorite Stores (56)
- 20: An Annoying Radio Commercial, and Why Is Everybody Speaking Dutch? (41)
- 17: Have You Had Any Retail Altercations Lately? Please Tell Us About Them (81)
- 14: Hipster Phones, Yard Work, and the Worst Haircuts of Our Lives (58)
- 12: The First Few Paragraphs of Today’s Update, and Now the Rest (61)
- 11: What’s the Most Prudent Way to Spend $4000 on a Car? (69)
- 10: Your Weekend Update: Kit Kat Crunches and Open-Air Balls (79)
- 06: A Few Quick Things, vol. 534 (79)
- 04: Seven Paragraphs About Seven Different Things (58)
- 03: A Quick Note to Let You Know I’m Not Dead (21)
August 2012 (13)
- 28: Defending My Reputation, and Comedy Legends Who Are Not Funny (181)
- 27: A Few Quick Things, vol 217 (58)
- 24: Our Day In New York City: Riding in Elevators and Eating to Excess (25)
- 21: Which Tourist Destinations Turned Out To Be Disappointments? (151)
- 20: Better Than Nothing? What Are Your Thoughts On This Old Magazine Cover? (47)
- 16: Tell Us Your Tales of Laziness and Half-Assery (60)
- 15: What Should Be The Automatic Hiring Disqualifiers? Let’s Make A List! (65)
- 14: The Jeff Kay Curse Strikes Again! Another of My Former Employers Bites the Dust (50)
- 13: Tell Us Your Fresh Outrage, and How You’re Able to Maintain (78)
- 09: Furious Whining from the Black Star! (76)
- 07: In Celebration of Unlikely People in Unlikely Places (65)
- 06: A Few Quick Things, and the Worst Cars We’ve Ever Owned (50)
- 01: Memorable Tats, ’80s Slasher Films, and Rejected Olympic Events (105)
July 2012 (13)
- 30: 50 Signs You Might Be A Pain In The Ass (141)
- 26: A Few Quick Things, vol. 2 (65)
- 24: We Interrupt This Program For Some Penn State Talk (88)
- 23: Have You Ever Attended a Reunion of Former Co-Workers? (53)
- 19: Answering Other Websites’ Frequently Asked Questions: Hormel Foods (96)
- 17: Something New in the Vending Machine! Lay’s Classic BLT Chips (87)
- 16: A Few Quick Things, vol. 42 (37)
- 12: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 179 (72)
- 11: 4 Random Things That Captured My Attention This Week (26)
- 10: Early Morning Racket, Jury Duty, and the Left Sock First (57)
- 09: Hole-Digging, Paper-Sitting, and the Nancy Manifesto (53)
- 03: In Celebration of Throwing Up in Cars! (57)
- 02: Your Weekend Update, vol. 134 (38)
June 2012 (10)
- 27: A Surf Report Road Trip to Cleveland — Part 2 (49)
- 25: A Surf Report Road Trip to Cleveland — Part 1 (67)
- 22: Is the Earth Hurtling End Over End Into the Sun? Possibly the Final Update (33)
- 18: Your Weekend Update, vol. 215 (85)
- 14: 5 Random Things I Simply Don’t Understand (78)
- 11: Feeling Guilty With My Parents, and Eating My Way Through a Tourist Attraction (54)
- 07: Summer Hours, Weekend Visitors, and Our Favorite Fair Foods (85)
- 06: The Big Clean-Up: Tell Us About Your Chemically-Induced Colon Blow (42)
- 04: From the Cutting Room Floor: Visiting Our Relatives in the Country (28)
- 01: A Disgraceful Update, from Front to Back (36)
May 2012 (17)
- 31: Sunday Internet Repair, and Standing Around at Subway (53)
- 29: Special Report: How I Nearly Blinded Myself While Eating Lunch (71)
- 26: Some Fresh Outrage, and Our New Mall Stores (53)
- 22: Yesterday’s Stressful Hour, and How Have You Changed Since the Age of 26? (97)
- 21: Your Weekend Update, vol. 174 (66)
- 19: From the Cutting Room Floor: Potatoes, Poop Sauce, and a Life Wrecked (23)
- 18: Random People Tweeting About Finding a Pube (24)
- 17: So, What’s Your Stance on Chitchat? (62)
- 15: Perfection Denied: A Day Which Will Live In Infamy (96)
- 14: Tell Us About the Stuff You’ve Been Enjoying Recently (33)
- 11: [VJ] Who Would You Like to Take a Cross-Country Road Trip With? (54)
- 10: [VJ] Who Are the Ugliest Celebrities? (89)
- 09: [VJ] What Aggravates You Most About Facebook? (61)
- 08: [VJ] What Causes You to Instantly X-Out of a Website? (46)
- 07: [VJ] What Nicknames Are You Glad You Never Earned? (65)
- 03: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 163 (56)
- 01: Items on the Docket: Summer 2012 (41)
April 2012 (16)
- 30: In Celebration of People Who Are Defined by Their Professions (46)
- 27: Early to Bed, Early to Rise — and Produce Samples (47)
- 25: What Would You Do With a Twenty-One Year Rewind? (57)
- 24: Fool Your Friends! Childhood Fun With Gags and Magic Tricks (43)
- 23: Your Weekend Update, vol. 73 (47)
- 22: The Results of My Weekend CROSSROADS ROAD Experiment (36)
- 19: How Would a Kid from 1975 React to 2012, and Vice Versa? (76)
- 17: Random People Tweeting About What’s Going On in the Bathroom at Work (44)
- 16: A Photo of a Dog, Teen Driving, Salads for Lunch, and Our Summer Travel Plans (67)
- 14: Fridays Are Usually Fun, But Sometimes They Are Not (23)
- 11: Charles Manson, Hot Dog Pizza, and Ancient Porn Memories (60)
- 10: 14 Things I Saw When I Walked Into the Men’s Room at a ZZ Top Concert in 1983 (33)
- 07: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 213 (55)
- 05: Some Phrases Typed Into Search Engines During the Past 30 Days That Led Folks Here (43)
- 04: Have You Ever Known Something You Wished You Didn’t Know? (44)
- 02: What’s Your Fresh Outrage? And Other Stuff (67)
March 2012 (16)
- 30: Explanations for Aliens: Going to the Gym (22)
- 29: Sleep Trouble, Car Repairs, and How We’re Going to Spend the Mega Millions Jackpot (61)
- 27: The Great Bird-Spotting Adventure of 1973 (65)
- 26: A Brief Visit With Eninen and the Brood (48)
- 23: Fast Food Review: Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco (38)
- 22: Ugly People Flirting, Pounding Rain, and the Worst Things We’ve Ever Tasted (67)
- 20: What Songs Transport You, For Better or Worse? (52)
- 19: 10 Million Unique Visitors, and Some Reflections On It All (39)
- 16: Bad Cookies, a Bad Mood, and an Upcoming Medical Exam (65)
- 14: Fish Trouble, Pants Destruction, Facebook Shock, and the Name of My Bar (76)
- 13: Vacation Sniffles, New Phone Aggravations, and Workplace Bathrooms (42)
- 11: Explanations for Aliens: Opera (27)
- 08: In Celebration of Regularism (71)
- 06: My Tuesday, Your Tuesday, and Picky-Ass Eaters (49)
- 05: Mistaken Identities, Swimming Excitement, and My New Phone Choice (56)
- 02: Breakfast in Bed, a Load of Excuses, and Low-Grade Shame (66)
February 2012 (13)
- 28: A Baby Full of Jelly, Twitter Surprises, a Good Documentary, and Dating Websites (84)
- 26: 10 Quick Stories About a Half-Assed Grocery Store in West Virginia (32)
- 23: A Spider Bite, the Flying Trapeze, and Starbucks Lightning (91)
- 21: Girl Scout Cookies, and Other Fundraising Attempts (53)
- 18: If Classic Sitcoms Were Modern-Day Cable Dramas (34)
- 16: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 29 (81)
- 14: For Valentine’s Day: Our Breakup Stories (65)
- 13: Genuinely Shocking Celebrity Deaths, and Some Other Stuff (107)
- 09: What’s Making You Happy These Days? Anything? (96)
- 08: I’m Going to Need Your Help With This One, Folks (65)
- 07: The Way My Day Ended, and the Way My Day Started (46)
- 06: A Few Quick Things, vol. 271 (41)
- 01: Just Another Update About Calendars, Bee Pollen, and Purple Ears (118)
January 2012 (14)
- 30: Your Twenty-Minute Monday Special (78)
- 26: My Pledge for 2012, Atomic Fireballs, and Death of a Weekend (85)
- 24: Can You Remember Anything About First Grade? (117)
- 23: In Celebration of Annoying People at Rock Concerts (46)
- 19: A Daisy Chain of Ridiculousness (64)
- 18: Shiny New Servers, Petty Jealousies, and Eating Spaghetti While Driving (56)
- 17: What Would You Like to Add to the “Dumb, But Love It” File? (65)
- 16: Monday Quickie: A New Era Begins, Voices That Don’t Match, and Van Halen (37)
- 13: Constipation, Laxatives, and the Eisenhower Dollar Syndrome (52)
- 11: 2012 Was Supposed To Be Better! Wotta Ripoff (44)
- 10: Once Again, I’m Sorry For All This Bullshit (39)
- 05: The View From Down Here, vol. 26 (117)
- 03: When It Comes to Farting, I Have a Few Hang-Ups (63)
- 02: Your Weekend Update, vol. 232 (30)
December 2011 (13)
- 29: Back Crackers, Pretentious Pronouncers, and Movie Repeaters (106)
- 27: Ahhh… That’s 900,000 Times Better (78)
- 26: Christmas 2011: Officially Endured (36)
- 24: Merry Christmas from the Bunker! (47)
- 22: Impending Freedom, Drunken Awakenings, and Strange Pizza (44)
- 20: Your Tuesday Topic Dump, vol. 571 (85)
- 15: The Curse Continues, So I’m Having a Ham Sandwich (55)
- 14: Help Me Decorate the Surf Report Christmas Tree! (69)
- 13: There’s Not a Hell Hot Enough (31)
- 08: Our Most Memorable Christmas Gifts, and Some Other Stuff (89)
- 07: Your Middle of the Week Topic Dump, vol. 27 (31)
- 06: We’re With the FBI, and Would Like to Ask You a Few Questions (46)
- 05: Who Was Your Asshole of the Week? (73)
November 2011 (16)
- 30: Last Night at the Low Bar, and Our Favorite Kinds of Pie (128)
- 29: I was in a good mood today until the mailman arrived… (77)
- 28: Your Weekend Update, vol. 246 (56)
- 25: Thanksgiving 2011: Lots of Food, No Obligations, and No Nossy! How Was Yours? (50)
- 23: The Partially Thawed Turkey Saga (61)
- 22: In Celebration of Accidental Nudity! (34)
- 21: Our Favorite Beverages, Three Beers Per Week, and the Monday Email (60)
- 17: Bed and Breakfast Inns, Boutique Hotels, and Other Unusual Accommodations (79)
- 16: Folders, and Backers, and Other Things that Bug the Crap Out of Us (154)
- 15: Book Stuff, Beer Stuff, the Gym, and Newspaper Comics (94)
- 14: What Have You Been Enjoying Lately? (100)
- 10: A Review of My Most Recent Trip to Sonic (118)
- 08: Are You Ever Genuinely Offended? (90)
- 07: I Don’t Like Mondays, or Most of the Days in Between (79)
- 03: A Quick One Before I Leave For Work (aka Better Than Nothing?) (109)
- 01: A Few Quick and Ridiculous Things, vol. 31 (108)
October 2011 (16)
- 30: Ask Your Doctor If Surfitol Is Right For You (70)
- 28: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 629 (49)
- 26: TV Shows That Would Never Be Aired In 2011 (74)
- 24: Tell Us Your “Worst Flight Ever” Stories! (66)
- 21: A Surprise Update From Our Old Friend Buck! (51)
- 20: Three Quick Tales of Bathroom Embarrassment (62)
- 18: Further Adventures in Suburbia, vol. 264 (105)
- 17: So, What Did You Have For Lunch Today? (92)
- 13: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 20 (116)
- 11: Have You Ever Had a Job with Fringe Benefits? (92)
- 10: My Vacation, and Our Thoughts On a Permanent Vacation (48)
- 06: Some Thoughts on a Classic: the Dum Dum Sucker by Evil Twin’s Wife (69)
- 05: Things Are Weird For Me Right Now by metten (47)
- 04: Dear West Virginia, by Jason Headley (105)
- 03: With God’s Help I’ll Conquer This Terrible Affliction [a guest post by Brad] (37)
- 02: A Lucid Moment with the AngryWhiteGuy (36)
September 2011 (14)
- 30: The REAL Jeff Kay, revealed by Aaron Starmer (46)
- 29: I’m On Vacation, But the Website Isn’t (106)
- 27: What Was Your Most Memorable Family Vacation? (84)
- 26: Your Weekend Update, vol. 71 (67)
- 22: Talk About the Passion: Some Memories of the Late, Great R.E.M. (77)
- 21: Weird Ingredients, a Forgotten Recipe, and the End of an Era (112)
- 20: A Few Quick Things, vol. 57 (47)
- 19: A Welcome Return to Normalcy (59)
- 15: Power Pop Discoveries, a Sudden Autumn, and Our Thoughts on the Days of the Week (114)
- 14: Don’t Read This Update, It’s Horrible (58)
- 12: Your Start of the Week Topic Dump, vol. 71 (107)
- 09: My Current Take on the Components of Yesterday’s Lunch (73)
- 07: A Disjointed Mess, Because of the Russians (89)
- 03: Our End o’ the Summer Visit to Knoebels Amusement Park (63)
August 2011 (13)
- 31: An Update About Nothing But Urination (125)
- 30: Infuriating Site Troubles, a Little Desperation, and Something Unusual (41)
- 26: Weather Mockery, a Health Screening, and Some Other Stuff (104)
- 23: What’s Your Opinion of Disgraceful, Ball-Baby Male Napping? (173)
- 22: Your Weekend Update, vol. 22 (59)
- 19: A Great Idea Lost, and Our First Concert Experiences (121)
- 17: Dated References and Some General Whining (149)
- 15: My Transformation to Full-Blown Misanthrope is Nearly Complete (190)
- 11: Your End of Week Topic Dump, and the Stuff That’s Bugging Us (129)
- 09: Preparing To Set Up Shop On Our Driveway (110)
- 07: Bad News, Book News, and Things We’ve Never Eaten (134)
- 03: The Great McDonald’s Sweet Tea Adventure (91)
- 01: A Dying Business, Family Conflict, and More Twitter Nonsense (72)
July 2011 (11)
- 27: Your Middle of the Week Topic Dump, vol. 4 (118)
- 26: My Visit to Wal-Mart in the Middle o’ the Night (80)
- 25: Your Weekend Update, vol. 221 (78)
- 22: Way Too Hot, and A Few Other Friday Things (110)
- 20: Bad Turkey, Laundry Trouble, and People Complaining in Restaurants (114)
- 18: A Few Quick Things, vol. 291 (113)
- 13: Instant Messaging Hate, Netflix Pricing, and Laundromat Memories (166)
- 12: In Celebration of Animals in Places They Shouldn’t Be (117)
- 11: Return to Sanity, Three Pounds, and Being Fired From a Job (90)
- 05: I’m Taking a Break, Boys and Girls (207)
- 01: Help Me Lose Fifty Pounds, My Friends, Before I Have to Buy a Bra! (123)
June 2011 (13)
- 29: Asshattery Inside a Bowling Alley: Thank You, Gerald Ford! (80)
- 28: A New Old Lawnmower, Creeps in the Neighborhood, and Radio Silence from State College (95)
- 27: Our Oldest Son Is Away At College (99)
- 23: Exhaustion, Dog Thieves, Early Debauchery, and Fake Magazines (74)
- 21: Going to the Bathroom: Have I Been Doing It Wrong All These Years?? (102)
- 20: Smuggled Theater Food, the Novel, and Some Standard Whining (77)
- 16: My Whole World Is Falling Apart, Pass the Beer Nuts (251)
- 14: My Weekends Are Conspiring Against Me! (161)
- 09: Hick in the City: A Surf Report Road Trip, vol. 3 (123)
- 08: Hick in the City: A Surf Report Road Trip, vol. 2 (67)
- 06: Hick in the City: A Surf Report Road Trip, vol. 1 (85)
- 02: My Super-Exciting Day in the Suburbs of Scranton (145)
- 01: Weekend Update, Frustrating TV, and Ludicrous Commercials (149)
May 2011 (13)
- 30: A Weekend Reboot, Needing a Bathroom NOW, and Some Other Things (49)
- 25: Death of One of the Good Ones (115)
- 24: Magazines, Newsstands, Record Stores, and Shopping Malls (79)
- 23: Your Weekend Update, vol. 4 (76)
- 19: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 32 (110)
- 17: The Spectacular Teenage Car Crashes We Have Known (70)
- 16: My Weekend Was Dominated By Fancy-Pants Beer (95)
- 12: What Are Your Plans for this Perfect Weekend? (123)
- 11: Dumbasses in Charge, and the World’s Largest Pantry (72)
- 09: Your Weekend Update, vol. 258 (123)
- 04: Your Middle o’ the Week Topic Dump, vol. 32 (117)
- 03: Nancy, the Museum of Puberty, and Paper Crowns (64)
- 02: My Vacation Day of Beer and Books, and Fighting at School (69)
April 2011 (16)
- 30: Chapter One of Crossroads Road: A Novel (44)
- 28: Our Encounters With Extreme Weather, and I Am Terrified of Tornadoes (117)
- 27: The Good Stuff: Things I’m Currently Enjoying (59)
- 26: ‘Bucket List’ is a Stupid Phrase, But What’s on Yours? (90)
- 25: A Concert Review, a Wet Dog, and People Getting Hurt in Arenas (56)
- 22: Working in the Twilight Zone, Elton John, and the Worst Smells Ever (127)
- 19: My Ridiculous Voice, a Cry for Help, and Bragging Contrarians (164)
- 18: The Wiping King, Electric Battery Carts, and Being Really, Really Scared (115)
- 15: Today’s Radio Interview, and the Paperback is Finally Available! (51)
- 14: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 2 (116)
- 12: Physical Labor, News About the Book, and Memorable Pet Names (136)
- 11: Your Weekend Update, vol. 278 (79)
- 06: Paperbacks, Dunce Caps, and What We Do for Lunch (151)
- 05: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 46 (86)
- 04: More Fun Along Interstate 81, and Your Most Memorable Tales of Vehicular Malfunction (78)
- 01: I’m Mobilizing the Surf Report Army in Support of Crossroads Road! (118)
March 2011 (16)
- 31: The Reason I Priced the Crossroads Road eBook at $3.99 (61)
- 30: An Update That’s 85% Completed (96)
- 28: Fun in the Target Parking Lot, My Successful Weekend, and Movies We’ve Never Seen (149)
- 25: Finally, After Two Years or So… the Cover of the Novel! (106)
- 24: Some Questions About the Book, and Your Favorite Guilty Pleasures (173)
- 23: A Scattered Update, Nothing Is Working, Grrr… (141)
- 21: Your Weekend Update, vol. 7 (107)
- 17: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 12 (129)
- 15: Our Summer Travel Plans, and the Buck Manifesto (126)
- 14: A Report from North (or is it South?) Carolina, and Our Strangest Neighbors (114)
- 10: If You Were Forced to Choose, Which of the Five Senses Would You Sacrifice? (115)
- 09: My Favorite Mockable: 8 Reasons Hall & Oates Are Better Than Chronic Respiratory Disease (55)
- 08: Another Scary Ride Home, and the Gospel According to Nancy (128)
- 07: Your Weekend Bunker Report, vol. 147 (59)
- 02: Eleven Short Paragraphs About Eleven Different Things (178)
- 01: Let’s Talk About Parking Cars… (91)
February 2011 (14)
- 28: My First Weekend Of Freedom Is Nearing Its End (73)
- 24: Dinner Down My Shirt, and Words That Make Us Cringe (229)
- 22: A White-Knuckle Ride Home, and a Few ‘Awful Super Groups’ (101)
- 21: My Current Take on the Components of a BLT (92)
- 18: Self-Awareness Trouble, the IRS, and an Unfortunate School Name (86)
- 16: Slipping on Ice, Podcasting, and Ultra-Flimsy Tea (103)
- 15: A Concert for the Family, Recovered Booty, and Obnoxious Texters (69)
- 14: Having Fun With Outrageously High Prices! (102)
- 11: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 41 (84)
- 10: An Apology, an Interview, and I Might Be Getting Old (111)
- 08: Are You the Sentimental Type Like Me? (85)
- 04: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 712 (187)
- 02: What Happened During Your Last Ride Home From Work? (92)
- 01: What Disgusting Things Have You Been Asked To Do At Work? (92)
January 2011 (17)
- 31: Mailman Pants, Fake Ailments, and a Strong Dislike of the Amish (118)
- 30: Sidelined by Sickness, and Our First Jobs (50)
- 26: Nobody Cares About the Weird Dream You Had Last Night, But… (151)
- 25: A Few Quick Things, vol. 61 (110)
- 24: A New Website, and What Would You Ask a Man From the Future? (52)
- 23: A Few Quick Sunday Things (76)
- 21: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 4 (101)
- 18: The People We’ve Seen Naked By Mistake (87)
- 17: What’s Pissing You Off Now? (160)
- 13: Two Pages From My High School Yearbook (142)
- 12: 1366 Words About Visiting an Eye Doctor (87)
- 11: One-Armed Drummers and Crackpot Hypotheticals (102)
- 10: Another Thing Lost, Twenty Eleven, the End of the World, and More (89)
- 09: The Final Conversation? With Legwarmers (32)
- 06: A Few Quick Things, vol. 29 (116)
- 05: What Are Your Summer Travel Plans? (81)
- 04: Hello New Year, Goodbye Sunshine! (128)
December 2010 (18)
- 31: My One Day Off, and Renaming the Cable Shows (97)
- 29: Further Evidence the End is Near (105)
- 28: Our Experiences with New Year’s Resolutions (78)
- 27: How Was Your Holiday This Year? Plus Snow and Snot (49)
- 23: Our Most Memorable Christmas Presents, and Some Other Things (124)
- 21: An Inventory of Injuries, More Interstate Trouble, and Dead People of the Near Future (138)
- 20: Holiday Preparations, Great Radio, and Inventions of the Past Eleven Years (89)
- 19: Signs, Office Gossip, and Insanely Territorial People at Work (64)
- 16: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 36 (91)
- 15: A Festive Holiday Report from North (or is it South?) Carolina (91)
- 14: Our Favorite Regional Products, and Some Other Stuff (232)
- 12: Mountain Dew: The Secret Is In The Chunks (100)
- 09: Have You Been Pulled Over By The Man Lately? (120)
- 08: Conflict Resolution Training, for Work and Home (79)
- 07: Everybody Has OCD, Including the Comedians We’ve Seen Live (97)
- 06: Hilarious Resumes We Have Known, etc. (68)
- 03: WTF Friday: A Possible New Website, and More (120)
- 02: A Few Quick Things, vol. 41 (93)
November 2010 (21)
- 30: Bad Ears, Nonsensical Sentence Starters, and Celebrity Lookalikes (153)
- 29: In Celebration of Teenage Movie Theater Hijinks (75)
- 28: Eating, Shopping, and Many, Many Weather Forecasts (60)
- 24: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Topic Dump, vol. 11 (86)
- 23: Fads and Trends of the Suburbs, and a Bruce Springsteen Jag (103)
- 22: The Stupidest and Most Embarrassing Classes We’ve Ever Taken (57)
- 19: WTF Friday: A Conversation I Overheard While Riding the Scrambler at Six Flags (46)
- 18: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 155 (79)
- 17: TheWVSR: Now With More Self-Indulgence! (55)
- 16: Baffling Hot Stinks and Cruise Ship Horrors (71)
- 15: How Would You Program a Time Machine? (78)
- 12: WTF Friday: We Need New Names For Our Coins! (60)
- 11: Profanity, the Young, and Commercials About Freshness (84)
- 10: I Had a Cheeseburger Suctioned to My Crotch! (89)
- 09: A Spy in the House of Nancy (113)
- 08: Tell Us About Your Dating Disasters! (57)
- 06: Whininess, Bourbon and Catastrophic Mechanical Failures (66)
- 04: Thanks For Everything, Sparky (47)
- 03: My Brain Don’t Feel So Good… (86)
- 02: A Multi-Tasking Election Day, and Bands That Will Never Exist (97)
- 01: Are You Happy With Your Name? (128)
October 2010 (18)
- 29: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 48 (203)
- 27: Growing Up in a World of Noise, and Marlboro Beer (94)
- 26: What Do You Think Will Be on The Who 2011 Concert Rider? (61)
- 25: People We Remember Because of Their Clothes (87)
- 24: Saturdays Are the Key to Everything (58)
- 20: The Perfect Time to Marry, the Perfect Place to Drink (231)
- 19: One Of My Greatest Humiliations, vol. 17 (75)
- 18: Second-Day Foods, and Ridiculous Employee Theft (98)
- 16: Happy Birfday to TheWVSR.com! (118)
- 14: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 177 (119)
- 12: What Are Your All-Time Favorite Horror Movies? (161)
- 11: Columbus Day and Stuff You Never See In Schools Anymore (110)
- 10: Ask Your Doctor If It’s Right For You! (50)
- 07: With Which Famous Person Would You Like To Drive Cross-Country? (248)
- 06: Stuff That Used To Be Bigger, Things That Used To Be Smaller (122)
- 05: In Celebration of Outrageous Disturbances in Restaurants (98)
- 04: Tide Will Help You Hide the Truth of Your Secret Double Life! (127)
- 02: Blues Singers in the Garage! (95)
September 2010 (18)
- 30: Terrifying Rain and the New TV Season (111)
- 29: In Celebration of the Technophobes We Have Known (74)
- 28: An Update That’s Somehow All About Meat (120)
- 27: Our Favorite Fair Food, and Stuff We’ve Never Eaten (188)
- 26: A Sunday Quickie: We Need Your Wal-Mart Shopping Lists (87)
- 23: A Rock n Roll Road Trip to Philadelphia (74)
- 22: Dragging Myself Toward a Rock Show (69)
- 21: The Most Obnoxious House Hunters Ever (129)
- 20: A Minor Accident, Herbal Supplements, and a Curious Obituary (93)
- 19: Humbox Removal, Reader Comments, Eels, and Your Views on Chewing Gum (65)
- 14: 5 Big Questions for a Small Hiatus (216)
- 13: Baseball and Some News from North (or South) Carolina (78)
- 12: Creepy Professionalism, Rocker Switches, and Eating After Drinking (63)
- 09: What Was the Worst Car You’ve Ever Owned? (126)
- 08: Letters to Celebrities, Lung Trouble, Neuroses, and Running Wide-Open (81)
- 07: Your Post-Labor Day Report (100)
- 04: An Ultra-Rare Saturday Update (100)
- 01: The Perfect One-Question Job Interview (98)
August 2010 (19)
- 31: Your Tuesday Topic Dump, vol. 28 (89)
- 30: Toilet Troubles, Food Poisoning, and Yurtathon 2010 (73)
- 29: Inside the Library, and Very Ugly People (49)
- 25: The Things That Are Exciting Us, etc. (200)
- 24: Q3 Report: The Stuff That’s Pissing Me Off (117)
- 23: In Celebration of Throwing Stuff at Cars (54)
- 22: Fish Sightings, a Few Beers with a Reader, and the Shirts Have Been Mailed (46)
- 18: Your Favorite Burgers, and a Few Other Things (255)
- 17: Blues Singers in the Kitchen! (110)
- 16: Site Maintenance, People Who Say Hose House, etc. (112)
- 12: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 49 (107)
- 11: What Movies Have You Seen in a Theater More Than Once? (77)
- 10: Unpleasant Highways and Amazing Stinks (101)
- 09: What’s Your Experience With Taxi Cabs? (73)
- 08: Have You Ever Sent an Embarrassing Text To the Wrong Person? (65)
- 04: Webcams and Obnoxious Tourists We Have Known (123)
- 03: Professional E-Mail Forwarders and My Expiring Descriptors (82)
- 02: I’m Hooked On An Unlikely TV Show (74)
- 01: Highlights, Lowlights, and the Sams We Have Known (65)
July 2010 (16)
- 28: Memorable Characters I Have Known: Brogan (150)
- 27: Have You Ever Held a Homemade Sign Over Your Head? (82)
- 26: Embarrassing Work Stories, “Spaghetti,” and Some News (72)
- 22: 3 Questions to Get Us Through the Weekend (96)
- 21: What’s Your Video Game History? (67)
- 20: What’s the Longest You’ve Gone Without Sleep? (64)
- 19: Help Me Plan A New Tourist Attraction! (71)
- 16: Deceiving Buildings, and Other Stuff (123)
- 15: If I’d Lived a Buddy Holly-Sized Life (70)
- 14: The Premature Death of a Droid (117)
- 12: What Irritates You Most About Grocery Stores? (124)
- 09: Coffee, Tea, and Other Stuff About Me (131)
- 07: Your Mid-Week Topic Dump, vol. 17 (124)
- 06: Completely Unrelated: a Fun New Project and Dog Farts (52)
- 05: A Productive Weekend With Pain and Swelling (44)
- 01: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 41 (118)
June 2010 (18)
- 30: The Thinking Behind My Beerless July (76)
- 28: Weekend Report: Hectic But Mostly Fun (68)
- 25: Help Me Plan the Worst Amusement Park in the World! (124)
- 23: The Things That Make Time Stand Still (138)
- 22: Bad Call-Off Excuses and Some Other Stuff (118)
- 21: Have You Ever Successfully Altered Your Lifestyle? (78)
- 19: Drinking Beer and Running In To Parked Cars (49)
- 16: Your Mid-Week Topic Dump, vol. 319 (126)
- 15: A Few Quick Things, vol. 248 (73)
- 14: Just a Regular Weekend: 1995 vs. 2010 (46)
- 11: A Thousand Word Excuse For Yesterday (83)
- 09: Unforgettable Films We Saw At School (80)
- 08: Oregon Microbrews from Minnesota, and a Few Other Things (69)
- 07: One Hundred Hours Inside a Public Library (46)
- 06: Guest Post: Brad’s Encounter with the Stones (20)
- 04: Guest Post: Brad the Crime Statistic (51)
- 03: Guest Post: The Angry White Guy is Angry (49)
- 02: Guest Post: Metten’s Technology Deprivation (47)
May 2010 (17)
- 31: Guest Post: The Return of Buck! (45)
- 28: Guest Post: I’ve Seen Your Website…It’s Very Low-Rent (94)
- 26: Your Favorite Nicknames, a WVSR Baseball Game, and Goodbye for a Week (92)
- 25: Weird Sodas, Too Many Nickels, and Old Fashioned Phrases (94)
- 24: The LOST Finale, and Our ELO Beach Trip (35)
- 23: A Sunday Update Written Between Sneezes (52)
- 19: Your Mid-Week Topic Dump, vol. 128 (122)
- 18: My Latest Troubles in the Forest (59)
- 17: In These Trying Times… (46)
- 16: Yurt Adventures and My Billy Idol Moment (46)
- 11: Camping Out for Tickets and Whatnot (126)
- 10: How I Became a Kinda-Sorta Beer Snob (103)
- 09: Genealogy and a Quiet Weekend at Home (53)
- 06: Profound Reflections: Washington, DC (90)
- 05: Wanna Help Me Write My Book? (125)
- 04: Have You Ever Won a Prize? (78)
- 03: Among Other Things: Would You Live in a Murder House? (70)
April 2010 (17)
- 29: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 288 (100)
- 28: Chevette Envy and Too-Early Electronics (82)
- 27: Crinkle Intolerance, and Kiosk Bizarreness (72)
- 26: An Interesting Day Behind Me (101)
- 22: An Interesting Day Coming Up (120)
- 21: A Surf Report Roll Call, and Shameless Panhandling (429)
- 20: Are Dogs Too Dumb to Get Bored? (44)
- 19: A Monday All-Over-the-Place Quickie (39)
- 17: A Source of Inspiration, and Facebook Surprises (45)
- 15: Yeah, I’m Pushing My Luck With This One (103)
- 13: Fast Food Review: KFC Double Down Sandwich (99)
- 12: The Library is Full of Fun and Adventure! (45)
- 08: Expiration Dates on Food, Another Internet Experiment, and Blue Shirts (77)
- 07: Public Service Announcements, Mystery Smells, and Bad Spelling (91)
- 06: Superstition, Reading, and So-Called Smartphones (86)
- 05: Amazing Things at Night and a Stank Sofa Surprise (46)
- 01: Your Most Hated Vegetables, Domain Names, and a Little Easter Phil (71)
March 2010 (18)
- 31: Verizon Ran Out of Droids on My Upgrade Day! (39)
- 30: Your Tuesday Topic Dump, vol. 17 (82)
- 29: Some Follow-Ups and the Cheapest People We’ve Ever Met (43)
- 28: Fast Food Review: KFC Boneless Filet: Chicken With A Handle (37)
- 25: Media Mail, Pathetic Ninjas, and People Getting Hurt at School (94)
- 23: Have You Ever Had Your Shit Stolen? (73)
- 22: The Weekend Against Which All Future Weekends Will Be Measured (72)
- 19: The Second Ever Surf Report Podcast: Leaving Home for the First Time (50)
- 17: Some Creepy Things Are Happening, Man (68)
- 16: Tell Us Your Roommate Horror Stories (87)
- 15: Scranton St. Patrick’s Day Parade 2010 (43)
- 12: A Whole Jacked-Up Mess o’ Stuff (66)
- 10: Sleep Deprivation and Vending Machine Trouble (93)
- 09: Smells Like a Late Update, and Stuff (68)
- 04: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 318 (115)
- 03: Fun And Games With Verizon Wireless (68)
- 02: Our House Filled With Smoke, Because Of A Cheese Fire! (54)
- 01: An Odd Weekend Dominated By Snow (64)
February 2010 (17)
- 25: Big Snow, Public Houses, and Brockly (75)
- 24: Acupuncture, Earbuds, and the Coming Snowstorm (66)
- 23: 3 Quick Things and a Question (56)
- 22: 8 Ways to Make Beatles Rock Band More Appealing to 14 Year Old Boys (44)
- 19: The First Ever Surf Report Podcast (Please Be Gentle) (106)
- 18: Among Other Things: Falling Down (126)
- 17: Your Mid-Week Topic Dump, vol. 28 (80)
- 16: Who Else Wants to Confess Their Phobias? (100)
- 15: Fast Food Review: McDonald’s Big Mac Snack Wrap (88)
- 11: Drivers Ed, Little League, and Internet Shit-Talking (97)
- 10: An Update From Inside A Snowbank (94)
- 09: Podcast Frustration, Anticipating the Pop, and Foods We’ve Never Tasted (81)
- 06: Your Destination Is Not A Real Place (53)
- 04: I Always Know Enough When I See It (147)
- 03: Dress Code Enforcement and Tacos on the Freeway (96)
- 02: Past-Due Decorations, Apartment Filth, etc. (68)
- 01: Words That Make Us Cringe, and Some Other Stuff (121)
January 2010 (17)
- 28: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 44 (115)
- 27: Tell Us About Your Workspace (84)
- 26: Admit It: Throwback Tastes Exactly Like Regular Mountain Dew (97)
- 25: The Lighter Side of Deadly Food Allergies (103)
- 22: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 4 (104)
- 21: A Review of My Most Recent Visit to McDonald’s (69)
- 20: How I Almost Became An FBI Agent (76)
- 19: Elementary School Fads That Rocked The World! (119)
- 18: Do You Perform Funny Tricks in Your Sleep? (81)
- 15: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 341 (82)
- 13: Your Best and Worst Morning Commutes (77)
- 12: In Celebration of the Cashless Society (92)
- 11: The Dust Bowl, Boredom, and Baseball Tears (91)
- 07: Escape From Monopoly, and Nobody Thinks They’re Stupid (93)
- 06: What an Instant Update Looks Like (84)
- 05: A Band That’s Interwoven Into My World ‘n’ Shit (71)
- 04: Time Really Does Fly, and I’ll Probably Be Playing Canasta Soon (81)
December 2009 (16)
- 31: The Reason This One Is Late (72)
- 30: Grab Your Hats of Humiliation, It’s Almost Party Time! (52)
- 29: My Lungs Are Full of Biscuit Dough! (83)
- 28: What Was The Biggest Holiday Hit At Your House This Year? (62)
- 26: And Now It’s Time To Buy Yourself A Gift! (33)
- 24: Merry Christmas From the Bunker! (58)
- 23: Fast Food Sadness, Creative Nicknames, and Number One Songs (109)
- 22: Is Discombobulated Really A Word? I Got No Spelling Alert. (72)
- 17: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 47 (149)
- 16: Christmas Bonuses I Have Known (69)
- 15: Internet Frustrations and My Current Obsession (95)
- 09: An Update From The Walking Zombie (126)
- 07: Corporate Nicknames Really Chafe My Ass (140)
- 03: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 296 (124)
- 02: Public Humiliation and Photographs of Naked Women (47)
- 01: Three Highly Questionable Stories (83)
November 2009 (15)
- 30: Thanksgiving Dinner and Horrible, Horrible Stores (62)
- 29: An Update on the Arizona Tragicomedy (47)
- 26: 36 Miles In 200 Minutes! (59)
- 24: A Heartwarming Story for the Holidays (83)
- 23: A Weekend (I Think) With The Parents (62)
- 18: What One Hour Will Get Ya (116)
- 17: A Quick Update from the Box Company (52)
- 16: A Full Schedule, Federal Prison, and Pie (60)
- 13: A Rare Friday Dispatch From The Bunker (74)
- 11: Your Mid-Week Topic Dump, vol. 177 (86)
- 10: A Birthday Meal Submerged In Chaos (85)
- 09: Everything’s Getting Away From Me! (81)
- 05: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, Kinda Sorta (95)
- 03: A Surprisingly Unsatisfactory Halloween (93)
- 02: Internet Nostalgia, If You Can Believe It (86)
October 2009 (14)
- 29: This Website Didn’t Exist For Two Days (114)
- 27: I Shoulda Put ‘Em On The Glass (91)
- 26: Cartoon Voices, and What Does Cincinnati Have to Do With It? (55)
- 22: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 285 (119)
- 20: Fifteen Minutes of Action/Adventure (104)
- 19: Dogs and Hippies and Peeing Outside (82)
- 16: What Are Your Plans For The Weekend? (101)
- 13: Urine Samples, Apologies, and Regurgitation (135)
- 12: Insert Monday Update Below This Line (95)
- 08: Great Album Titles and Miscellaneous Crapola (105)
- 07: How Many of the United States Have You Visited? (129)
- 05: Dipshit Idiot Helps Ruin My Streak! (155)
- 04: What’s Your Earliest Memory? (56)
- 01: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 441 (119)
September 2009 (18)
- 30: Do You Still Read Magazines? (96)
- 29: The Loudest Bands I’ve Known (102)
- 28: Brief, Disjointed, and Silly (95)
- 27: I Was Hijacked by Hormones! (43)
- 24: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 48 (176)
- 22: Lies, Disrepect, and Suspicious Sausage (166)
- 21: Hoofing It to the Old Man Bar (88)
- 19: Return to the Physical World (42)
- 16: A Most Disgraceful Lameness (154)
- 15: The Snack Machine Let Me Down (94)
- 14: Sneezing, Death, Good Beer, and Punch Lines (130)
- 10: Screaming Kids, and So Much More (140)
- 09: Another Mess, Straight From the Bunker (70)
- 08: Some Good News, and Some Bad News (86)
- 04: The Worst Songs of the Modern Era (136)
- 03: Angus Burgers, an Old Radio, and Infectious Lung Disease (110)
- 02: A Hole in the Bunker, and a Lack of Decorum (121)
- 01: Ridiculous Memories of the School Cafeteria (99)
August 2009 (20)
- 31: A Big Ol’ Mess, Like Spaghetti (72)
- 28: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 443 (102)
- 27: Some Final Random West Virginia Notes (106)
- 26: Yearbooks, Newspapers, and Baby Bills (83)
- 25: Our Quickie West Virginia Trip, part 2 (84)
- 24: Our Quickie West Virginia Trip, part 1 (80)
- 20: In Advance Of White Line Fever (158)
- 18: Unprepared for the Road (89)
- 18: Weird Lifelong Food Habits (76)
- 14: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 204 (94)
- 13: Chinese Fun, Novelty Driving, and Crazy Pet Names (108)
- 11: Haircut Malpractice and Album Covers (155)
- 10: Our Saturday Cookout With Strangers (84)
- 09: The First Episode of Saturday Night Live: Dead or Alive? (26)
- 06: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 432 (137)
- 05: Our Return to the Beer Snob Tavern (105)
- 04: Our Cable Guy: A Very Thorough Orifice (71)
- 03: Knoebels in the Pouring Rain (47)
- 03: Do You Have Noisy, Crazy Neighbors? (50)
- 02: Fast Food Review: Long John Silver’s Fish Taco (62)
July 2009 (18)
- 30: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 27 (105)
- 29: Great House Odors We Have Known (92)
- 28: Would You Buy A Sofa From Kroger? (73)
- 27: A Golfing Fiasco and Tales of Frantic Urination (64)
- 24: Download My New eBook Today! (98)
- 23: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 768 (137)
- 22: Throws Right, Romances Right (119)
- 20: The Weekend: What Are You Going To Do? (157)
- 16: Two Lunches, One Bathroom (194)
- 15: The WV Mothman and Dashed HGTV Dreams (142)
- 14: I Stink Of Wiener, and so on (121)
- 13: More Money Straight Down the Toilet (137)
- 09: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 211 (237)
- 08: A 4th of July Like They’re Meant to Be (87)
- 07: As You Can See, I Went With the Latter (77)
- 06: Site Frustrations, a Really Good Steak, and the Question of the Day (112)
- 02: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 223 (99)
- 01: A Stern Warning and Trash Chicken (107)
June 2009 (16)
- 29: Celebrity Death and Family Fun (158)
- 25: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 714 (134)
- 24: Blue Skin, Mountain Dew with Sugar, and a Few Other Things (160)
- 23: Outside the Circle of Familiarity (124)
- 19: New York Dolls in Philadelphia (79)
- 17: Hanging at the Yuppie Bar with Yuppies (83)
- 16: My Views on Soup and Cereal: a Manifesto (123)
- 15: Beer, strange foods, and a goodbye (68)
- 11: Four or Five Unrelated Things (197)
- 10: The First 15 Songs, and 100 Grand (111)
- 09: There’s A General Yuck In The Air (92)
- 08: Bennigan’s: NEVER AGAIN! (104)
- 04: Tending to my Thursday Assignments (86)
- 03: Office Cops and Torture Photos (90)
- 02: Enormous Pants, Breaking and Entering, and Waterlogged Cell Phones (80)
- 01: Pennsylvania Outdoor Life (61)
May 2009 (14)
- 29: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 262 (92)
- 28: Our Toilet Is No Longer A Reliable Agent (83)
- 26: Party Time at the Half-Shirts! (130)
- 22: A Sure Sign of Dumbassery (67)
- 20: Good teachers, bad teachers, and overnight field trips (74)
- 19: 511 Words in a Great Big Hurry (76)
- 18: Comedy Writing in the Round (43)
- 17: Where I’ve Been For The Past Few Days (61)
- 12: Coherency Is For Suckers! (152)
- 11: Selling the Rolling Box o’ Beds (68)
- 08: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 412 (87)
- 06: I Live In Fear of Catastrophic Filter Failure (73)
- 04: My Prom Adventure circa 1981 (71)
- 03: Surf Report Review: Giant Cheetos (36)
April 2009 (16)
- 30: A Lack of Focus, Pass the Beer Nuts (63)
- 29: Shredded, Wadded, and Flattened by Something Heavy (80)
- 28: Scary Park Trash and a Nest o’ Gnats (95)
- 27: Temporary Classroom Paralysis, and more (53)
- 24: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 274 (61)
- 23: Office Ass-Kissers By Category (54)
- 21: An Update Like a LEGO (112)
- 20: Honing My Jumping To Conclusions Skillz (62)
- 16: Wait Till Your Nazi Gets Home, and some other things (92)
- 14: Parents Gone Wild! (102)
- 13: A Weekend of Contemplation (56)
- 09: Barely Containing My Inner-Pesci (50)
- 08: Bad clocks, black Wendys, and Brian (83)
- 07: Speech Accessories and Office Rumors (92)
- 06: Our Weekend Away From Computers (68)
- 02: My Door C, and Cheap Crap Food (90)
March 2009 (18)
- 31: My Charley-Horse Saturday (115)
- 30: Exhausting weekend home repair, etc. (72)
- 26: Some more scraps ‘n’ crap (99)
- 25: Another Reason Why I Am Like I Am (119)
- 24: Service animals, outdated phrases, and dreams of solitude (91)
- 23: The Weekend of Good Results (64)
- 19: Hockey and a skillet full of cheese sauce (100)
- 18: Professional hockey and foul-mouthed doctors (89)
- 17: St. Patrick, beer, and internet auctions (71)
- 12: A Few Quick Things, vol. 431 (143)
- 11: Important Things For Others To Know (72)
- 10: Doom, gloom, and golfing with the dead (67)
- 09: A Fantastic Fake Spring (86)
- 05: One Big Excuse, Really (140)
- 04: Your Best Ground Scores, and Other Stuff (111)
- 03: Doggie shame, moldy references, and words that are slightly wrong (167)
- 02: Youth Basketball, Wheelchair Mayhem, and Butt-Wiping (88)
- 01: Fast Food Review: McDonald’s Southern Style Chicken Sandwich (56)
February 2009 (15)
- 26: Your End of the Week Topic Dump (79)
- 25: The Advertising Slogans We Love (129)
- 24: Your Five Essential Cable Channels (97)
- 23: Have You Ever Been Caught Doing It? (65)
- 20: Coherency Is For Suckers! (56)
- 18: People Who Stink to High Heaven in the Workplace (125)
- 17: A Bad Movie, a Great Floor Show, and Mismatched Couples (120)
- 13: Just Another Boring Night At Home (112)
- 11: An Old Fashioned Topic Dump (136)
- 10: Review: eMusic download service (59)
- 09: I’m Starting To Lose It, Man! (81)
- 05: Continuing Education in Fits and Starts (458)
- 04: Our New Hobby and Creative Death Wishes (61)
- 03: When Did You Have Your First Adult Beverage? (72)
- 02: My Saturday at the Natatorium (62)
January 2009 (16)
- 29: Words That Trigger a Full-Body Clench (149)
- 28: Are Teenagers As Stupid As They Seem? (102)
- 27: Night noises, mercury poisoning, and opening bands (73)
- 26: Goodbye Circuit City, Hello Shockingly Expensive Shoes (67)
- 23: The Preferences That Define Us (101)
- 20: What Did You Eat On Saturday? (113)
- 19: This Is Today’s Update (88)
- 16: A Few Quick Things vol. 644 (68)
- 14: TheWVSR: Now With More Self-Indulgence! (45)
- 12: I Gave It Four Stars At Netflix (110)
- 08: Every month, for the rest of my life (86)
- 07: The Way We Live Nowadays (73)
- 06: Bouncing From Subject to Subject (65)
- 05: The Best Smoking Fish Sighting Ever! (64)
- 05: Tripping the Inner Snack-Sensor (63)
- 02: I’ve Got GPS Voices In My Head! (82)
December 2008 (20)
- 30: State of the Website Address (93)
- 29: Running Around with Holiday Money (40)
- 28: The World’s Most Obscure Christmas Gift (34)
- 25: Happy Holidays from the Bunker! (53)
- 23: A Big Steaming Notebook Dump (71)
- 22: Review: Moe’s Southwest Grill (69)
- 19: In Celebration of Gym Teachers (58)
- 17: A Man Without A Gadget Plan (72)
- 17: The Filth and the Figurines (35)
- 16: What’s Your Work Schedule For The Holidays? (55)
- 16: Let’s Have Fun With Filth! (28)
- 15: Your Surf Report Weekend Update (50)
- 12: My Seven Essential Christmas DVDs (93)
- 11: The New Shirts Have Arrived! (30)
- 10: A Few Quick Things, volume 427 (81)
- 09: At War With The Chemicals (86)
- 05: This One Time, At Church Camp… (111)
- 03: Five Unrelated Items, with a Smattering of Profanity (93)
- 02: A Post-Holiday Post About the Days After a Holiday (52)
- 01: Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving Eve (56)
November 2008 (15)
- 30: Further Evidence Discovered! (37)
- 26: Pooftering-Out, With Birthday Money (83)
- 25: Unwrapping the Zero Bar (95)
- 21: The Second Half of a Half-Ass (127)
- 20: No bounce-back, if you know what I mean (45)
- 19: The Full Phobia Combo Platter (54)
- 18: Retail Adventures and Comfort TV (81)
- 17: T-Shirts, strawberries, light bulbs, expensive gifts, and bad Thanksgivings (115)
- 13: A Mess of Leftovers for Dinner (120)
- 12: A few observations, however… (76)
- 11: Babies Named Cotton and Other Pressing Matters (97)
- 07: The Greatest Playground Ever (86)
- 05: Politics Can Kiss My Ass (168)
- 04: Drinking, Election Day, and Mexican Food (113)
- 03: My Saturday at the Club (76)
October 2008 (17)
- 31: The Younger Secret’s Halloween Haul (62)
- 30: Soup, Insensitivity, and a Fast Food Con (89)
- 29: Bad Motel Rooms I Have Known (84)
- 28: Several Unrelated Things (106)
- 27: Four Places I Visited This Weekend (92)
- 24: As Promised: More Words (69)
- 23: Nothing There For Me Now (90)
- 21: A Few Quick Things vol. 317 (78)
- 20: My Caribbean Vacation (62)
- 15: A Fatfusion Gone Horribly Wrong (95)
- 14: No Way To Treat A Friend (60)
- 13: The Weekend Through a Blurry Haze (73)
- 10: 557 Words In A Hurry (75)
- 08: Preparing For An 18-hour Weekend (65)
- 07: An Unfocused Wednesday Mess! (66)
- 06: Another Saturday in the Suburbs (58)
- 01: Early Adopters and Crap Triggers (120)
September 2008 (18)
- 30: Help Me Save Law & Order! (67)
- 29: Well-Known Electronics Chains Make Me Crazy (77)
- 27: Hiccups, Sneezes, and Tiger Bread (60)
- 25: Ghosts, Toilets, and 12 lbs. of Phlegm (89)
- 24: Jack Boston 1958-2008 (30)
- 23: A Few Quick Things vol. 274 (50)
- 22: Humiliating Moments With the Boss (58)
- 20: My Weekend Fluid Lineup (65)
- 19: Have You Ever Called 911? (62)
- 18: Dead Magazines and the Hair Down There (63)
- 16: Beer, Philadelphia, and Rock ‘n’ Roll (77)
- 15: Classic Rock and Killer Bees (73)
- 11: To the Good Old Days! (110)
- 09: Exploring a Break Room Theory (141)
- 08: A Big Swollen Weekend (71)
- 04: Doing the Thursday Purge (101)
- 03: I Am A Relic From A Different Era (76)
- 02: High Necks and Bad Stores (72)
August 2008 (21)
- 29: Ugly Cars and Flying Predators (70)
- 28: Two Tanks, Eight Squares, and Cruel Laughter (85)
- 26: A Few Quick Things volume 256 (95)
- 25: Heed the Warning of the Bean (57)
- 24: Don’t Look Directly Into the Light (40)
- 21: Confessions of a Former Snob (83)
- 20: Living Through a Window (37)
- 19: An Unfocused Tuesday Mess! (65)
- 18: Day Trippin’ in New York City (44)
- 14: Zeroing Out the Moleskine (96)
- 13: The West Virginia Status Report (47)
- 13: The Irrational Heebie-Jeebies (74)
- 12: “Summer” is winding-down (38)
- 12: We Need More Cable TV! (62)
- 11: A Shocking Admission (46)
- 11: Opposition Research of the Future (32)
- 11: Checking In With Charley
- 09: A Fast Saturday Mash-Up (35)
- 07: Limited Visibility (70)
- 06: Let’s Talk About Celebrity Rudeness (124)
- 04: Everyone, please remain calm! (178)

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