On Friday I devoted some time to the weekly mailing list, and you guys will start receiving once-a-week emails from the bunker again. The early ones will be labeled Surf Report 101, and will highlight a nugget of ridiculousness from the past. Then, somewhere along the line, it’ll change to Surf Report 201, and you’ll receive more advanced “lessons.” Etc.
Also, I have it on good authority that Nancy and her brood will be spending Thanksgiving with us. So, I can see a long-overdue super secret update or three in the future. It’s bizarre, but I actually pumped my fist in the air, like Billy Idol, when Toney told me the news. “Yes!” I yelled.
Man, we need some new Nancy… Ya know? It’s been far too long. So, if you’re not subscribed to the list, please do so today. The form is located in the sidebar, under the heading “A Most Outrageous Tale.”
Our recent poll indicates that many more of you like the new REPLY feature in the comments, than those who dislike it. And since I like it too, I’m gonna keep it. I apologize to everyone who hates it with a passion, but I think it might grow on you, over time.
All we are saying… is give peace a chance. You know, if peace was a WordPress plugin that enhances blog comments. Or something.
I slept ten and a half hours last night, which is ultra-rare. But it cut into my available writing time, so I’m gonna have to keep this one brief. I think we might have already tackled today’s Question before, but it was fun and I want to do it again.
Toney did the weekly shop this morning, and went to two stores: Wegmans and Wal-Mart. While we were putting away the groceries and stuff, I remembered a game the boys and I used to play, involving Wal-Mart. No, not the Wal-Mart Game, another one.
It’s simple, really. We’d try to come up with four items that can be purchased at a Super Wal-Mart, and try to create the most bizarre combination possible. For instance:
Shotgun shells, bra, carrots, sandbox.
You know, things along those lines… So, please give us your crazy-ass shopping lists. Use the comments link below.
And I’ll be back with a full-sized update tomorrow.
Thanks for reading!