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A Few Quick Things, vol. 79

March 7, 2019 By Jeff 13 Comments

Have you ever considered buying a dashcam? Like with other things, I scoffed and mocked them when they first came out, and now I’m intrigued. That’s the circle of life for me: 1) instantly dismiss 2) mock the people who did not also dismiss 3) begrudgingly become intrigued 4) buy one and tell everybody else they should buy one too. In any case, it’s still fairly early in the cycle, and it might not fully complete itself. It doesn’t always. But I’ve been looking at them on Amazon. I do a lot of driving and see some crazy shit out there. It might provide us with some Surf Report fun. I could start a YouTube channel where I post nothing but videos from my ludicrous commute.

A few months ago I was driving with the older hooligan, and a GIANT bear ran across the road in front of us. I mean, this thing was the Bea Arthur of bears. It passed right in front of my car, just haulin’ giant bear ass, and scrambled up the side of a steep hill and disappeared. It was one of those things where your brain can’t immediately process what it thinks it just saw. Ya know? I’d love to have that footage.

And rarely does a week go by when I don’t see some insane thing on Interstate 81. I think it might be fun. Possibly.

Have you considered buying one? Do you have one now? If so, did it ever pay dividends in some way? Either for insurance/police purposes or just for laughs? Tell us about it, won’t you? Also, home security cameras or nanny cams? Do you have any interesting tales to tell about those? I got nothing.

Yesterday I didn’t need a haircut, and today I do. While I slept the threshold was breached. Oh, I’m very plugged into the hair situation. It’s not easily explained, but an acceptable situation vs. an unacceptable one is exceedingly clear to me. I’m able to analyze the poofiness factor with the precision of a seismograph. So, on Saturday I’ll go over there and tell them to pour a cup of kerosene into the PoofExtractor, and get to work, goddammit.

Ten minutes ago Toney received a notification on her phone that American Airlines is having some sort of flash sale, and are offering round-trip tickets to Myrtle Beach for $215 each. And — get this! — they’re out of Scranton. Generally, we have to travel somewhere before we start traveling. But that price is for our local airport. Crazy! And the flight times are perfect… After Toney told me about it, she said, “What do you think?” And I answered, “You mean you haven’t bought them yet?!” So… they’ve now been purchased. Yes! That’ll change the entire trip, without the 11-hour ass-mashing ride back and forth. We’ll rent a car through the Costco app, and beach it up. Man, that’s great news. A weight lifted… I wasn’t looking forward to that drive.

Episode 68 of the world famous Jeff Kay Show is now live, for patrons. Here’s your link. And here’s your summary:

In this one I tell you about my lack o’ sleep problem, how I got greedy with the quiet time, a fantastic 1943 episode of Suspense I heard, our son’s trip to Florida and my advice to him, my upcoming day of doing interviews while under the influence of sleep deprivation, my perfect one-question job interview idea, and my hankerin’ for some home cooking before work. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for the support!

By the way, I’m toying with the idea of changing the name of the podcast. As usual, I didn’t think it through. I’m not 100% sure, but I am considering it. We’ll see how it goes. It would create logistical issues. And I’d need a new logo, as well as intro/extro music. I’ll keep you posted.

I have more but I need to go. I had a hell of a time uploading that podcast episode. It won’t work in Firefox, and I forgot and attempted it in Firefox. Then it errored out and I lost the summary, etc. Many of the bad words were uttered and shouted. So, I had to fire up Chrome and recreate it all. Then Patreon acted like somebody was attempting to hack my account… Maddening is the word that jumps to mind. But it’s up now. Unfortunately, I don’t have time to close out the category. Maybe next time?

Have a great weekend, boys and girls.

I’ll see you on Monday.

Now playing in the bunker
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  1. Darb says

    March 7, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    I’m still in the “scoff” and “mock” stage when it comes to dashcams.

    Reply
    • Pete says

      March 8, 2019 at 8:50 am

      I moved into the mildly intrigued, and then my wife bought me one for Christmas. I got to film a Sherrif’s cruiser cut off 2 cars and cause a wreck. Worth it.

      Reply
  2. Jeff says

    March 7, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    UPDATE: Ford Fusion for one week through the Costco program: $173. This shit is coming together!

    Reply
    • Nads says

      March 7, 2019 at 7:49 pm

      Is “extro” a word?

      Reply
      • chill says

        March 7, 2019 at 9:26 pm

        In broadcasting we called it an outro, but extro works too.

        Reply
        • johnthebasket says

          March 8, 2019 at 6:27 am

          I think in an extro you exit yourself, and in an outro you . . . ya know, I could have that wrong.

          jtb

          Reply
  3. Ognir says

    March 7, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    I once saw a bear run across the interstate years ago. And someone using one of those areas for emergency vehicles to cross and go the other way.

    Reply
  4. Eugene B. Sims says

    March 7, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Still waiting on the Spotify follow back…

    Reply
  5. chill says

    March 7, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    I’ve spent some time watching Russian dashcam videos. It’s pretty entertaining. And you can learn how to swear in Russian.

    Reply
    • Limey says

      March 8, 2019 at 1:39 pm

      Have you seen with one with the tanker truck full of shit that ruptures? It’s fantastic. Looks like it had been fermenting for weeks in the summer sun, then kablammo. Made me gag from here.

      Reply
      • Limey says

        March 8, 2019 at 1:48 pm

        Here it is:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CECcLN9SZtI

        Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!

        Reply
        • chill says

          March 8, 2019 at 11:05 pm

          That’s impressive.

          Reply
          • johnthebasket says

            March 9, 2019 at 7:11 am

            I find the Russian dashcam vids pretty depressing. They show how a reasonably educated society interacts without the full rule of law and/or with a corrupt rule of law. Russia didn’t get “there” through a democratic process, but it’s a reminder that the tipping points along the road to a stable society are paved with the potholes of corruption, intentional ignorance, elimination or marginalization of a free press, and a systematic attack on democratic processes and institutions. Said another way, the crazy men in those vids kicking each other in the nuts instead of calling the police are unpleasantly close to being us.

            John

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