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Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 47

December 17, 2009 By Jeff 149 Comments

quality streetApparently my eyes can only handle three nights at work with contact lenses suctioned to them.  Because every Wednesday I struggle.  Everything feels OK at first, then my left eye (almost always the left one) starts howling in protest.

Last night I removed the left lens completely, and put it inside a water-filled Mountain Dew cap.  It’s the hillbilly’s eye care accessory…

I have to wear hard lenses, you see, because one of my corneas is shaped like the end of a football — according to a specialist in WV.  Who the hell knows?  But I have to keep track of my contact lenses, like it’s 1978.

And every time I walked away from my desk last night I was afraid the cleaning crew would come sweeping through there, and toss my soda cap in the garbage.  There was just a general sense of unease, if you know what I mean.

For most of the night I was wearing one lens, and it felt like the floor was slightly slanted.  Like on the old Batman TV show.  And when I woke up this morning my left eye was sealed shut under a thick layer of gloop.  I had to practically pry the bitch open.

I won’t be wearing my contacts today.  I think my eyes need a rest.  When they start putting out gloop, it’s a sign of a problem, I think.  Gloop is a message best not ignored.  I think it says so in the Bible.

Why do dogs go round and round when they’re getting ready to serve up an order of yard biscuits?

Andy makes me crazy doing that.  He paces back and forth across the yard, in his “preparing to shit” posture, finds a place and starts spinning circles.  Sometimes he’ll go around twenty times, it seems.  And occasionally he’ll pull out of it completely, go find another spot, and start the process all over again.

I don’t get it.  One time, many years ago, I decided to find out what all the fuss was about.  So, when it was time for a sit-down, I went into the bathroom and starting turning tight circles.  Then I got dizzy, stumbled, and got myself wrapped-up in the shower curtain.

OK, that’s not true.  It’s a complete fabrication, in fact, but could’ve easily happened.  It’s the sort of “experiment” I’ve been known to conduct.

A few days ago, at work, I grabbed a fancy-ass candy cane out of a bowl on someone’s desk.  It wasn’t a normal candy cane, like you might buy at K-Mart or wherever.  It looked to be some sort of designer cane, manufactured by a snooty, elitist microcane company somewhere.  Probably Vermont.

It was orange, and I’m a big fan of candies in the orange family.  So, I snapped off a section and popped it into my mouth.

And the freaking thing was cinnamon!  It was orange, yet tasted like cinnamon.  Man, I don’t care for that.  We’re self-governed, in a sense, by a set of unwritten rules.  One of them:  cinnamon candies are red.

It’s all breaking down!

What’s next?  Caffeinated coffee served in a carafe with an orange top?  Mustard in the red squeeze bottle?!  We can’t have this.  We can’t start allowing our agreed-upon principles to erode.  It’ll be anarchy!  Blood will flow in the streets!!

Man, I’m getting all worked-up about it.  What’s your opinion of this?  Am I reading too much into it?  How would you react to an orange candy cane (already pushing it, right there), that tastes like cinnamon?  Good god!

I’m going to submit my book tomorrow, then drink Maker’s Mark.  After a few cocktails, I will then attempt to sing along with Tom Petty’s Greatest Hits — the entire album — in a Chinese accent.  Yes, those are the top three items on my to-do list for the weekend.

I have a lot more stuff here, but it’s going to have to wait, I guess.  I really need to get to the library (li-bary) and get to crackin’ on my so-called novel.

I’ll leave you today with a Quick Question: what’s your favorite Christmas/holiday candy?  Is there anything specific that you only enjoy during this time of year?

Mine is Quality Street, which is now being stocked by Wegman’s, thank you very much.  It’s generally hard to find in these parts, but pops up around the holidays every year.  Mmmm… now that’s some good shit.

So, specific candies, or snacks of any sort…  Store-bought stuff only, please.  Do you have anything on this?  Use the comments link below.

And I’ll see you guys next time, maybe a Sunday quickie.  We’ll see how it goes.

Have a fantastic day, my friends.

Now playing in the bunker

Treat yourself today at Amazon!

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  1. johnthebasket says

    December 17, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Gretchen,

    Yeah, I suspected virtins were hard to find.

    I’m glad you recovered, I’m sorry you feel like a buscrash vic and I’m happy you didn’t die. This part of the world would be less interesting without you (and your gay, virgin friend).

    This particular reaction to seasonal influenza vaccine is a little unusual. Did you notice any shellfish or sushi in the syringe?

    jtb

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  2. johnthebasket says

    December 17, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Damn damn damn. That should, perhaps, be virgins. Virtins were long ago hunted to extinction in Wisconsin and southern Manatoba. shit.

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  3. Gretchen says

    December 17, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    For the record, I don’t think I was close to death or anything. I suppose it’s possible it could have developed into full-blown anaphylactic shock, but I doubt it. I don’t want to play the game of “ifs” anyway. I happen to be one of those people prone to allergic reactions to drugs and this was just another one of those times, it appears. And hopefully nothing insane will happen down the road. But thanks, all, for your well wishes. I appreciate them.

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  4. -- Steve says

    December 17, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Prairie dogging? I thought the term was “turtleheading”

    2 Geriatric male dogs: 1 with diabetes, one a frame for tumors. Take FOREVER to find a spot to pee/poop – as if it’s their last deposit on earth. Which it easily could be.

    Neither dog ever learned how to lift it’s leg to pee. Maybe it was the excessive pee bottle usage when they were younger.

    Update on yesterday’s Certificate of Appreciation with “Insert Your Name Here”:
    TODAY I got a personalized version – with my name filled in, though still in pdf format. I guess after posting to the WSVR someone realized how ridiculous it was and sent out a thousand personalized ones. Productivity at work.

    Vacation starts tomorrow!

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  5. Ian the Errolite says

    December 17, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Walkers Crisps engineered a tectonic shift here about a decade ago by changing salt and vinegar from blue packets to green and cheese and onion from green to blue. (WTF!!)
    This violated certain fundamental principles of balance, and the world teetered on the brink of disaster for a while and to my mind has never really recovered.
    Time has passed, but at a basic level it still feels wrong. Very wrong.

    Christmas chocolate, – Toblerone ( that pallete gouging confectionary!), Terry’s Chocolate Orange, Gold coins, Matchmakers.

    Through the cans just now- ‘Them Crooked Vultures’
    I saw them on Tuesday night in Edinburgh, and it was the best gig I’ve ever been to. And I’ve been to a lot of gigs! Truly awesome.

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  6. (K)arla says

    December 17, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    If you have ever been driving along the highway and seen a plastic two liter bottle that appears to be filled with Mountain Dew regardless of the label, you’ve seen a trucker’s pee bottle.

    This is why I never volunteer for one of those “adopt a highway” programs. That, and I’m lazy as hell.

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  7. Pagan says

    December 17, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Thanks a bunch! you have the entire fambly singing: dont cum round here no more stupid white boy while squinting! followed up by Flee Fouring!

    How come red & green M&M’s taste so much better?

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  8. Eve Oey says

    December 17, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    I have football-shaped corneas too. I wore hard contacts for years… until my doctor advised me to switch to glasses because the contacts had made my corneas “wavy”. And what’s worse than WAVY CORNEAS?! What am I a potato chip??

    Hard contacts are pretty much suction cups which interfere with oxygen exchange. Most likely, your contacts are gas-permeable (not hard… like they used to be; the ones I had).

    What’s wrong with glasses, Jeff? How vain are you?

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  9. Pagan says

    December 17, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Quick translation: walkers crisps=Lays potato chips cheese&Onion being a particularly Excellent flavor that we don’t get to share!

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  10. johnthebasket says

    December 17, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Ian,

    Man, that’s drawing three aces. I didn’t know Them Crooked Vultures was on tour. Are they just hanging out in smallish Scottish villages? I certainly hope so. At least that would maintain the purity of their sound. Sort of like Local Hero meets Keith Moon.

    It’s hard to know, with the swoosh and sway of time, what seeing those guys means in the scheme of things. I thought seeing Mr.Hendrix was something I could have done any time, but I chose to see him in 1968 in Seattle. One never knows.

    I just bet those three guys (and whoever they bring along for support) burn down the house. It’s as British as tea, and as American as John Paul Jones.

    now playing on the Sony Discman: Going to California by John Paul Jones

    jtb

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  11. zazu the pitts says

    December 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Had to google the dog poop question because I have often wondered about this myself and I get tired of standing out in the rain. Found this answer but I will say I was disappointed. I was hoping for something more interesting like they had to wind up their intestines first.

    “There are at least two thoughts on why dogs circle before defecating or urinating, says Tony Kremer, a veterinarian and dog behavior expert who runs a Web site, DrTony.com. One reason, Kremer says, is to “scan the terrain for predators so they don’t get ‘caught with their pants down.’” Dogs also use their keen sense of smell to know who was there before. “They may be [homing] in on just the right spot to mark with their scent,” he adds. There’s no harm in indulging this behavior, other than standing around in the elements waiting for your dog to find a spot she likes.”

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  12. DTO says

    December 17, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Poop-Doggie-Dog only spins in the confines of the back yard. In the meadow/ field or out on the trail, she’s a squat and go. I agree with the predator thing. I picked up on that from Stanley the Grey Dog years ago.

    Perfect alabi for em[ty beer cans rolling around in the truck…pee bottles.

    Got wacked with benedryl about six months ago. Pulse went to 30 and when they found a BP it was 80 over 60…white as the sheet they were going to pull over my face.

    Music is in order…Happy times to all!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foybsDsn5hk&feature=related

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  13. Larry in CA says

    December 17, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    Jeff, Thanks for the Bunker Cam shots. I use them to rotate my desktop. Some people have their kids, but I have ugly dogs standing in (on?) cheesburgers, people dressed up as cows and now Martians addressing the U.N. circa 1968. Merry Christmas.

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  14. hardoxdan says

    December 17, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Alice, I feel for ya. I have the same problem with dentists. For some reason, Novocaine does not get me completely numb, plus I cannot stand the sound of the drill.

    A few years ago I needed a root canal (front tooth), plus a crown on a back tooth which requires all matter of drilling, grinding the tooth down to a stump to mount the crown on top of.

    Found a sedation dentist. First, they give you a large intravenous shot of Valium (like two ounces), then put you to sleep and do the work while you are out. Woke up feeling like I just did a kilo of heroin. $3,300.00 cash on the barrel head and worth every cent.

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  15. Tammie says

    December 17, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    I know it’s not really a candy but I love peppermint stick ice cream. It’s only sold this time of year. It always reminds me of Christmas.

    Alice, I am no fan of the dentist. In fact I even know WHY I can’t stand to go to the dentist. When I was a kid my mother used to take me to Dr. Boone. He was always loaded and smelled like bourbon..(at least he had good taste). He drilled when I wasn’t fully numbed and even drilled into the nerve. The sound of a drill terrifies me!
    One of the batched root canals I had ended up having to be cut out of my gum. The dentist (Dr. Topp I think) put me to sleep and when I woke up I told Mr.Man that someone had been snoring and it woke me up. He informed me that I was the one snoring and that the entire waiting area could hear me. Too bad I couldn’t have managed a few loud farts to go with it. My motto is…If you’re going to embarrass yourself you might as well go all out.

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  16. Gretchen says

    December 17, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    I had a botched root canal too and lost the tooth. Plus I had a dentist as a kid who once said to me, “Pain elevates one to a higher level.” They’re all fucking sadists as far as I’m concerned.

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  17. Trisha aka Mrs Wally says

    December 17, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Wally has been scarred for life by quack job dentists. Both civilian and military. I hate the drill noise, and am hard to get all the way numb. We both swear by sedation dentistry. I highly recommend it!

    Drinking boxed red wine and watching trash TV. Cheers!

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  18. Jason says

    December 18, 2009 at 4:15 am

    I have a crazy case of the insomnia. So I’m going to comment and then go back and read the other comments. It’s 3:00am where I’m at. Shit.

    I feel you, brother, on the orange candy. My mother used to make these things called “sausage balls”. They were good but she won’t give me the recipe. It involved Bisquick and Jimmy Dean sausage and who the fuck knows what else. One day I came in and had one of he “sausage balls” which she’d layed on a platter. They looked like chocolate chip cookies. Imagine my surprise / disgust when I bit into a chocolate chip cookie that tasted like sausage and cheese.

    I’m a big fan of the Cadbury Eggs that come out around Easter. I just recently found out that the Easter bunny was a steaming pile of shit. That was a kick in the balls. But I can’t get away from those chocolate eggs with fake yolks and whites. God. Those are wonderful.

    Also, I love cheese. But not in the way that most of you perverts think. I had some cheese in Ireland once and I’ve been hooked ever since. Now they sell a knockoff at the grocery store called Dubliner or somesuch. I love that shit. It’ll make you slap your mamma.

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  19. Lisa says

    December 18, 2009 at 6:19 am

    Is it just me or does the Quality Street tin look like it should be full of drugs? I’ve never seen that brand before but if I ever do I’ll have to get some because that package tells me I’m going to have fun with what’s inside.

    I’ve always been frustrated with the flavor color coding system. Even when people do things right, there are too many flavors for the colors. Nothing was worse as a kid than biting into a yellow gumball and getting a rush of banana flavor. Yuk!

    As for my favorite holiday treats, I’m hooked on Hickory Farms. It’s horribly overpriced, minute packages of artificial cheese spread. Logically, there should be nothing appealing about that but I still long for it every year.

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  20. AngryWhiteGuy says

    December 18, 2009 at 7:21 am

    I think I made myself clear on the flu shots before—NO fucking way! I don’t trust anything the gubmint is involved in creating, much less something they want to inject inside me.

    Urine bottles- how do they get deer to piss in those little bottles they sell at Walmart for hunters to use ? Is it someone’s job to coax the deer above the bottle?

    Who’s 14-0? Colts, baby, the Colts!

    On IPOD right now- “Aloha From Hell”- The Cramps

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  21. UpNort says

    December 18, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Hershey’s has come out with candy cane kisses in the last few years. I LOVE them!

    I’m a big fan of white chocolate, so the peppermint bark that is around this time of year is my downfall, but it’s got to be a good white chocolate, like Godiva’s. Fantastically smooth and creamy.

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  22. Lee Harvey Ramone says

    December 18, 2009 at 10:08 am

    @Jason –

    See the sausage ball recipe at:

    http://cooking.consumerhelpweb.com/comfortfoods/bisquick-sausage-balls.htm

    It’s basically just a mixture of these three ingredients:
    2 cups Bisquick
    10 oz. shredded cheese (easier than block cheese)
    1 pound sausage

    Hand-mix the ingredients, roll the mixture into little balls, and then bake them at 350 for 20min

    I remember having these just about every year at Christmas when I was growing up, and you just reminded me of how much I miss them. I’m going to make a batch this year, dagummit!

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  23. Rat Bastard says

    December 18, 2009 at 10:26 am

    I think dogs circle before they shit because they’re looking for toilet paper but can’t find it. That would explain why they do the scooch-pooch across the linoleum kitchen floor after they come back in the house. Heh.

    My Mom used to buy Moritz Ice Cubes (chocolate squares) every year for me around Christmastime and I loved them — they would soften up at room temperature so they were probably loaded with oil. Also, there was always some kind of Summer Sausage sampler from Hickory Farms in the refrigerator. Haven’t had either of those in a long time. This year it’s going to be deer jerky (sorry Jeff, I know it’s homemade) and Old Milwaukee.

    Flu shots — never got one, probably never will.

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  24. WB in OH says

    December 18, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Sausage balls…he he

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  25. Swami Bologna says

    December 18, 2009 at 11:19 am

    R.B.: No reason to put a Hickory Farms product in the fridge. They’re so loaded with preservatives, you could leave ’em open at room temperature for months and they’d remain mold-free. You never have to worry about botulism or salmonella when it comes to Hickory Farms — you just have to worry about cancer 20 years later from the chemical preservatives.

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  26. Dan says

    December 18, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Jeff, you’ve probably seen this Slate story on the Replacements, but just in case you haven’t.
    http://www.slate.com/id/2238832/
    Have a great weekend!

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  27. Swami Bologna says

    December 18, 2009 at 11:23 am

    AWG: I’m with you. The seasonal flu shot, as well as the pig-flu shot, is a government conspiracy to give us all a drug that alters our brains so that we become complacent sheep and they can then establish the New World Order with no objections from the populace. “So you want to merge all of North American into a single country? Hey, no problem, ‘American Idol’ is on TV tonight, and I’m gonna vote twenty times for the cute chick.”

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  28. Gretchen says

    December 18, 2009 at 11:27 am

    That’s why I’m feverish today, my mind is resisting the Borg collective.

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  29. Pagan says

    December 18, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Hickory farms is Soylent Green!

    On the Ipod right now: Cartman: “Kyles Mom is a bitch”

    Now thats Christmas music!!!

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  30. Kevindust says

    December 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    My favourite Christmas treat is shortbread cookies.

    These vaccination conspiracy theories remind me of the Nine Inch Nails Year Zero alternate reality game.

    From Wiki:
    “The Year Zero story takes place in the United States in the year 2022; or “Year 0″ according to the American government, being the year that America was reborn. The United States has suffered several major terrorist attacks, and in response the government has seized absolute control on the country and reverted to a Christian fundamentalist theocracy. The government maintains control of the populace through institutions such as the Bureau of Morality and the First Evangelical Church of Plano, as well as increased surveillance and the secret drugging of tap water with a mild sedative.”

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  31. AngryWhiteGuy says

    December 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    K-Dust- they planned a TV series on that game, but I guess it fell through. It’s interesting, as I am interested in all things NIN, but I am guessing they scrapped that idea along the line due to “too much reality”. We only get the lameass reality shows.

    On IPOD right now- “Lies, Lies, Lies”- Ministry

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  32. JCIII says

    December 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Good Afternoon Surf Reporters…..

    a few updates ago the subject was “Holiday Bonuses”. I just had to share this. About an hour ago my boss handed my a plain white business envelope containing a check in the very low 4 figures.
    I’m still a little bit in shock.

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  33. Brynhildr says

    December 18, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    I’m more likely to believe that we are headed for an Idiocracy. I can’t be the only one who has noticed how murky the gene pool has become.

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  34. WB in OH says

    December 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    Brynhildr-A quick trip to any Wal Mart would confirm your position to any doubters.

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  35. Alice in WV says

    December 18, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Congrats, JCIII!!!

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  36. flippo says

    December 18, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Cadbury Mini Eggs! They came out with a round Christmas ornament version a few years ago but they’re not as good as the pastel egg-shaped ones for some reason.

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  37. Rat Bastard says

    December 18, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Swami – yeah, that stuff is definitely chock full of all kinds of bad stuff. I’m probably well-preserved myself just from eating that stuff as a kid. I hope at least my liver is.

    Snow in the forecast for Western PA tonight and tomorrow. I was dreaming of a different kind of White Christmas though.

    Have a kickass weekend, Surf Reporters….

    On the living room stereo: “Demona” — Dead Moon

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  38. lakrfool says

    December 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    I too suffer from Keratoconus, but 20 years ago I said eff the hard contacts and have squinted my way through life.

    JK- Now there is a procedure called “eye splints” that are basically a tit-job for your eyes and make your corneas nice & round. If you start complaining about headaches, irritated eyes , rectal warts and what not your health plan might cover it.

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  39. Slugmama says

    December 18, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    Quality Street? It’s just Nestle chocolate Jeff in fancy pants packaging for the snooty British crowd. Nestle, the same fine institution that brought us the 3rd World Infant Formula Scandals in the 80’s and the e Coli tainted Cookie dough lawsuits this year.
    I don’t buy Nestle anything.
    Screw the Swiss!
    Complicit in selling/holding European Jew’s gold and artwork in collaboration with the Nazis and the whole time declaring themselves NEUTRAL.
    Ya right….
    But they do have a fine Immigration policy that the US would be wise to borrow.

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  40. Shiny Rod says

    December 18, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Jeezum Crow, I go on a little respite and when I get back surf reporters are talking about murky gene pools, Jew Gold, Nazi’s and bad Swiss chocolate. On the good note, I’ve completed all my classes for my concentration. My boss is retiring 12/31/2009 and I have been named Acting Director, Network Management until they can post the position and given the state budget, that won’t be anytime soon. Other than that life sucks and I have been down with a bad cold since last Thursday.

    Bryn – See what happens when I act my age.

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  41. Limey says

    December 18, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    If you like Quality Street you should try Roses. Please pick out all the purple ones and mail them to me.

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  42. Gretchen says

    December 18, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Congrats, Shiny Rod. And I hope you feel better soon.

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  43. Pagan says

    December 18, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    @Slugmama Please forgive me for defending the snooty British crowd (into which I was happily born!)But Quality Street is a product of Rowntree Mackintosh a candy maker who’s origins are older than America! & while they may now be owned by Nestle they are sure as Hell a different product. In fact Jeff is merely continuing his pleasure in good British Beer, good British chocolate and good British vacations! No wonder he feels so at home in the Yuppie Pub:)

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  44. Pagan says

    December 18, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    @Shiny Rod, My wife just yelled at me because we are late for a neighbor’s Christmas Party and I was able to honestly respond: “Do you mind? I’m communicating with the Acting Director, Network Management I’ll be down in a minuite!!” Heh Heh!

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  45. JCIII says

    December 18, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Good Evening Surf Reporters…..

    Not too long ago, I just won an on line poker tournament for the first time.

    Things are looking up!

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  46. Shiny Rod says

    December 18, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    Pagan – and that is why I have no… never mind.

    Gretchen – I will feel even better when the $$$ match the position.

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  47. Ian the Errolite says

    December 19, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Hey JTB!

    I just had to go, like you say ‘you never know’.
    ( now there’s a rock lyric for you!)

    I think its a world tour.
    FYI, Edinburgh’s a bit bigger than a village!
    – check out ‘the Edinburgh Festival’

    The sound was shit hot. I hope they release a live album.

    I hope you were joking me when you said that John Paul Jones was American.
    The first one was as Scottish as a tartan heart attack.
    The second one, who is a better bass player but is hopeless at forming navies, is fairly English, in a good way though.

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  48. Jason says

    December 19, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    I just went to Toys-R-US (or fucking hell as some call it) for the second time this week. My little girl wants Santy to bring her a pink car that she can drive. I got one home yesterday and when I went to put it together it was missing the wheels. So I took it back and we opened several others and the only one that had wheels also happened to be one of the mose expensive. A pink Barbie Cadillac Escalade that has a working radio and God knows what else. About $350. Shit.

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  49. Alice in WV says

    December 19, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Jason – you’ve been had

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  50. Jason says

    December 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    I feel like I made a good deal. I usually don’t tell people how much I pay for things (clothes, cars, houses, etc) because there’s always someone there to say, “What? You coulda got it for (whatever amount) right across the street!” Then I obsess over. So anything I buy is a “good deal”.

    But I think you’re right, Alice in WV, Toys-R-Us took me in and showed me the exact length and width of the shaft. But it was a good deal. KnowwhatImean?

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