I often wish I had the power to concentrate my mind on a specific car on the highway, and cause all four of its tires to blow-out at the same time. I used to desire the ability to make engines catch-fire, but I’m stuck on the all-four-tires thing at the moment.
There are so many people on the roads that need to taste the pain of my imaginary super-powers…
I’d also like to make people trip over invisible curbs. Or cause them to blast-ass, while pontificating in knowing tones.
It’s frustrating, not being able to cause fires, or flatulence in others. Ya know? I feel so limited.
Anyway, this is Wednesday. I have my weekly meeting at work, and this is one of those “better than nothing?” updates. Please note the question mark, because it’s certainly questionable.
I’m hoping you guys can save me. In the comments section, please tell us the super-powers you’d like to have, and why.
And I’ll try to do better tomorrow.
Have a great day, boys and girls!
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