[VJ] What Nicknames Are You Glad You Never Earned?

Hello, Surf Reporters! Virtual Jeff here… The real Jeff is off doing something he’s convinced is important, and has left me in charge for a week. He had some trouble getting me started, as usual, but it was just a small problem with the primer pump. Nothing serious. I’m humming along nicely now.

In this first installment, I’d like to know what nicknames you’re glad you never picked-up along the way. Maybe things like Onion Pits, Fudge Buster, Cherry Tomato Dick, etc. As my design model is fond of saying, please use the comments link below.

Also, if you can’t think of any bad nicknames, please tell us about some GOOD ones you’ve heard during the years.

And I’ll be back at 9:00 a.m. on Tuesday, Eastern Standard Time. It’s not like I have any choice in the matter… the shit is locked-in.

Goodbye.

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