Comments on: Two Lunches, One Bathroom http://thewvsr.com/two-lunches-one-bathroom/ Ridiculous adventures in suburbia. Wed, 23 May 2012 12:26:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Marcelle http://thewvsr.com/two-lunches-one-bathroom/comment-page-4/#comment-19387 Marcelle Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:32:07 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=4596#comment-19387 Well - I have my tombstone up as of last week. You see my son was killed last year in a car accident and my brother died as well from a suicide attempt a month later. I ordered the things in March and you know it might have been better to have an idea of what you want before you are faced with having to actually do it. The man there was all afluster with terms like footers and headers and slants and there were books of carvings and fonts.....a head swimming exercise to break up your sanity. I had to have a stone for my son's grave as it just seemed too lonely and forlorn w/o one. But it was incredibly strange to see my name and dates on there as well. Well – I have my tombstone up as of last week. You see my son was killed last year in a car accident and my brother died as well from a suicide attempt a month later. I ordered the things in March and you know it might have been better to have an idea of what you want before you are faced with having to actually do it. The man there was all afluster with terms like footers and headers and slants and there were books of carvings and fonts…..a head swimming exercise to break up your sanity.
I had to have a stone for my son’s grave as it just seemed too lonely and forlorn w/o one. But it was incredibly strange to see my name and dates on there as well.

]]> By: Garrett http://thewvsr.com/two-lunches-one-bathroom/comment-page-4/#comment-19369 Garrett Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:29:29 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=4596#comment-19369 Please, I don't want to start a political war, but I thought I'd intoduce this (and I'm assuming we'd play sort of nice): Worst Failure Ever Attributed to Google Bombing Republicans http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1960096/worst_failure_ever_attributed_to_google_pg0.html?cat=15#comments -to which I commented the following: Wait, "unscrupulous Republican groups?" When this happened to Bush a few years ago, everyone thought it was funny. Now, it happens to your (press, general internet idiots) golden boy, it's a travesty. Michael Moore and Nancy Pelosi are huddled together with a box of kleenex and quart of Ben and Jerry's chocolate chip cookie dough, wringing their hands and wondering how this could have happened. Please, I don’t want to start a political war, but I thought I’d intoduce this (and I’m assuming we’d play sort of nice):

Worst Failure Ever Attributed to Google Bombing Republicans
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1960096/worst_failure_ever_attributed_to_google_pg0.html?cat=15#comments

-to which I commented the following:

Wait, “unscrupulous Republican groups?”

When this happened to Bush a few years ago, everyone thought it was funny.

Now, it happens to your (press, general internet idiots) golden boy, it’s a travesty. Michael Moore and Nancy Pelosi are huddled together with a box of kleenex and quart of Ben and Jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough, wringing their hands and wondering how this could have happened.

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://thewvsr.com/two-lunches-one-bathroom/comment-page-4/#comment-19299 Shiny Rod Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:31:25 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=4596#comment-19299 No greater orator, his word where as soldiers. Marching off to a distant battle, a freedom to deliver. The voice as of cannon booms and great explosions. Each report, resonating with precise damage. The visions of war, still fresh upon the screen. And the battle draws to a close with his final words. And that’s the way it is. By Shiny Rod (Copyright 2009) No greater orator, his word where as soldiers.
Marching off to a distant battle, a freedom to deliver.
The voice as of cannon booms and great explosions.
Each report, resonating with precise damage.
The visions of war, still fresh upon the screen.
And the battle draws to a close with his final words.
And that’s the way it is.

By Shiny Rod (Copyright 2009)

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://thewvsr.com/two-lunches-one-bathroom/comment-page-4/#comment-19297 Shiny Rod Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:08:00 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=4596#comment-19297 Sigmund Freud once wrote, "It is tragic when a man outlives his body." Sigmund Freud once wrote, “It is tragic when a man outlives his body.”

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://thewvsr.com/two-lunches-one-bathroom/comment-page-4/#comment-19295 Shiny Rod Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:48:12 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=4596#comment-19295 Good news fellow Surf Reporters - The ConAgra plant in Garner, NC is reopening after the fatal explosion an couple months ago. The Slim Jim production should be back in full operation within the next 2 months. You can stop hoarding those tasty little sausages now. Good news fellow Surf Reporters – The ConAgra plant in Garner, NC is reopening after the fatal explosion an couple months ago. The Slim Jim production should be back in full operation within the next 2 months. You can stop hoarding those tasty little sausages now.

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