TheWVSRcam: A Live Camera Inside the Surf Report Bunker!

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4 Responses to “TheWVSRcam: A Live Camera Inside the Surf Report Bunker!”

  1. “I normally only do this with dames, but if you blow me I’ll tear up this ticket”.


  2. “Look you goddamn freak…you can keep yelling, ‘WARNING, WARNING, WARNING”, all ya want but you ani’t gettin’ no warning.”


  3. Since it was his first offense, he got off with just a WARNING!


  4. Look, I don’t know who the fuck Will Robinson is and don’t give a shit if he’s in danger, you’re getting a goddamn ticket, you blubbering garbage can.


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