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“I normally only do this with dames, but if you blow me I’ll tear up this ticket”.
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“Look you goddamn freak…you can keep yelling, ‘WARNING, WARNING, WARNING”, all ya want but you ani’t gettin’ no warning.”
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Since it was his first offense, he got off with just a WARNING!
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Look, I don’t know who the fuck Will Robinson is and don’t give a shit if he’s in danger, you’re getting a goddamn ticket, you blubbering garbage can.
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