TheWVSRcam: A Live Camera Inside the Surf Report Bunker!

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4 Responses to “TheWVSRcam: A Live Camera Inside the Surf Report Bunker!”

  1. “I normally only do this with dames, but if you blow me I’ll tear up this ticket”.

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  2. “Look you goddamn freak…you can keep yelling, ‘WARNING, WARNING, WARNING”, all ya want but you ani’t gettin’ no warning.”

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  3. Since it was his first offense, he got off with just a WARNING!

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  4. Look, I don’t know who the fuck Will Robinson is and don’t give a shit if he’s in danger, you’re getting a goddamn ticket, you blubbering garbage can.

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