Comments on: Sneezing, Death, Good Beer, and Punch Lines

By: wilton

wilton — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:08:16 +0000

“Now where’s that damn Eskimo woman you want killed?”

wilton — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:51:12 +0000

“It’s okay, my son. I got him with the door.”

“Put velcro on the ceiling.”

“The bad news is that I was supposed to call you yesterday.”

PhillipPDX — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:26:44 +0000

Thank you for bringing her home. Most guys just leave her hanging on the limb.

Would I, would I! Harelip, harelip!

GFunk — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:38:17 +0000

“KNOW IT, I WROTE IT!”

J Shifty — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:41:13 +0000

I’m nothing if not chronically late to the party, so here’s a few of the classic punch lines that haven’t come up yet:

-”Pretty tight, huh?”
-”Fred’s out there picking watermelons!”
-”I’ll keep an eye out for you!”
-”Checking for squirrels.”

And for the kids:
-”The Czech’s in the male”